LeBron Is No Jordan
It's safe to say that until LeBron has six rings, five MVPs, and a muzzle for his mouth, there's really no reason to have this conversation.
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Nike Chosen Commercial
Nike highlights a few of their more extreme athletes with a late-night freestyle session.
Anti Retro
The Citroën DS3 is rebelling against retro designs by melting down a plethora of phones into warm liquid goo.
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ONNIT Alpha BRAIN Supplements
For high-performers who treat clarity and speed of mind as non-negotiables, Onnit's Alpha BRAIN delivers a focused, caffeine-free edge for those pursuing their full potential. Backed by clinical trials and over 10 million bottles sold, this nootropic supports cognitive performance — boosting memory, mental speed, and executive function with a precise blend of Alpha-GPC, L‑Theanine, Vitamin B6, and Phosphatidylserine. Whether you're strategizing, creating, gaming, or navigating high-stakes moments, Alpha BRAIN promotes alpha wave production and supports acetylcholine levels to keep your mind sharp without the crash. Available in capsules or instant powder for travel, it's a tool that doesn't just power your day — it elevates it.
Presented by ONNIT.
Consult a physician before consuming any new supplement. Any health claims made are solely those of the brand and not those of Uncrate LLC.
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Five Infuzed THC Seltzers
Low-calorie and alcohol-free, Five's Infuzed THC Seltzers let you unwind with no regrets. They're designed to replace traditional booze, with 2mg of delta-9 THC, 2mg of CBD, and additional cannabinoids to deliver good vibes with every sip. The buzz will begin in under 15 minutes, and because it's plant-powered, you can relax and enjoy the ride without worrying about the hangover that inevitably follows. Naturally flavored in Black Cherry, Grapefruit, and Guava Passionfruit, each refreshing can is just 40 calories, allowing you to savor the moment guilt-free.
Presented by Five CBD.
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Hahn Super Dry
Hahn Super Dry shows how to make a super beer and why your bottle has a hint of ferret.
Kristen Schaal Outtakes
The only thing funnier than Kristen Schaal's commercials for the Sony Ericsson Xperia Play, are her outtakes. Triple kill bitches!
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HP Printer 6001
The HP Smart Tank 6001 is the ultimate all-in-one printer, delivering high-volume, cost-efficient, and high-quality printing for any need. With up to two years of ink included, users can print up to 8,000 color pages or 6,000 black pages before needing a refill, reducing both costs and waste. Featuring automatic two-sided printing, borderless color prints, and seamless mobile printing via the HP Smart App, the Smart Tank 6001 is effortless to use. From crisp text documents to frame-worthy photos, the Smart Tank 6001 ensures premium-quality prints while making printing convenient and worry-free. Enjoy $110 off now through 7/5.
Presented by HP.
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Pair Eyewear
Pair Eyewear introduces its new Mixed Material Collection, with three fresh base frame colors — Tortoise/Gold, Pink Clear/Rose Gold, and Green Clear/Gold — offering a stylish upgrade to five fan-favorite shapes. Whether you're after the timeless edge of Tortoise/Gold, the romantic charm of Pink Clear/Rose Gold, or the grounded cool of Green Clear/Gold, this collection brings elevated versatility to your everyday look. Each frame is crafted in-house and to reflect your evolving style in the highest quality eyewear possible.
Presented by Pair Eyewear.
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Smartphone, Dumb Things Commercial
Yes, GEICO. People do dumb things with smartphones.
Breckenridge Brewery
The brillant minds at Breckenridge Brewery have developed state of the art botteling techniques to help you better enjoy your Avalanche Ale and Summer Bright Ale.
