Madder Red by Yeasayer
We thought for sure there'd be no way Yeasayer could make a weirder video than their last one. Oh how wrong we were. Bright side: Kristen Bell stars.
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F**k Me, Ray Bradbury
The most catchy, NSFW-y song about making love to a science fiction writer you'll hear all day. His reaction.
Quiznos Human Sandwich
Take that, Subway. You just got slapped in the face with all that Quiznos meat.
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Urban Armor Gear iPad Cases
Urban Armor Gear's latest lineup of iPad cases treats Apple's tablets like the tools they actually are. Designed for the 2025 iPad Pro, iPad, and iPad Air, the Scout Plus, Plyo LT Folio, and Metropolis SE Folio each balance protection, usability, and restraint without drifting into overbuilt bulk. The Scout Plus keeps things light and rugged with TPU construction, corner impact protection, and a built-in kickstand that makes hands-free work or streaming effortless. Plyo LT Folio strips the idea down to clean lines and smart details, pairing an armor shell with a soft impact core, integrated kickstand, Apple Pencil storage, and subtle customization via interchangeable camera rings. At the top end, the Metropolis SE Folio blends business polish with military-grade drop protection, adding a multi-angle kickstand and refined color options that feel equally at home in meetings or on the move. It's a modular approach to protection that respects how iPads are actually used day to day.
Presented by Urban Armor Gear.
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Epiphany Clit Arousal Serum
Take your partner from zero to horny in seconds. Epiphany's Clit Arousal Serum focuses on amplifying sensation in the most sensitive part of the female body. The silky, pH-balanced formula isn't a lubricant, but a serum that works with the body's natural responses to heighten sensation using just a drop or two. A warm, gentle tingling sensation instantly increases awareness and sensitivity without overwhelming. Made in the USA with natural, vegan ingredients and developed by women, it's an award-winning, doctor recommended approach to elevating foreplay and igniting her desire.
Presented by Epiphany.
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The Reality of Fantasy
The Titan's Chris Johnson gets proper treatment from the folks who own CJ2K in their fantasy football leagues. You do know you should be drafting Ray Rice this year instead, right?
ESPN's other fantasy commercials worth watching: Drafting Isn't Optional and Tuesdays Can Be Worse Than Mondays.
Invisible Monkey
So Dodge made a commercial with a monkey in it. Then PETA bitched. So Dodge did the sensible thing and removed him from the ad. Here's the original.
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Starburst Zombie
Dear Starburst, we want more commercials starring this annoyed undead gentleman. You are boring us back to death with your other commercials.
Dos Equis Most Interesting Man on Manscaping
To shave or not to shave, there is no question.
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ExpressVPN
ExpressVPN builds its credibility on engineering, not hype. With 23+ independent audits confirming its no-logs policy and proprietary tech like TrustedServer, which runs entirely on RAM, it minimizes data exposure by design. Its Lightway protocol delivers faster speeds, quicker network switching, and improved battery efficiency compared to legacy options, making it a favorite among developers and power users. Reliable across mobile, desktop, and router setups, ExpressVPN excels where protocol choice and real-world performance actually matter. Now through February 16th enjoy up to 81% off 12 and 24-month ExpressVPN plans.
Presented by ExpressVPN.
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Camino Gummies
Camino's hemp-forward gummies offer a modern answer to Dry January and the broader Q1 wellness reset, trading restriction for balance and intention. Flavors like Sparkling Pear and Watermelon Spritz deliver a celebratory, alcohol-free way to unwind, pairing sophisticated taste with buildable doses of hemp-derived Delta-9 THC, CBD, CBN, and natural terpenes for tailored effects. Designed for social moments as much as quiet nights in, they support relaxation and stress relief without next-day tradeoffs, making them a natural fit for anyone exploring a Cali-sober lifestyle while staying present and connected.
Presented by Camino.
Consult a physician before consuming any new supplement or medication. Any health claims made are solely those of the brand and not those of Uncrate.
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Kenny Powers K-Swiss Tubes Commercial
Kenny Powers and Jeremy Shockey promote K-Swiss Tubes. TUBES! See all of the commercials.
Soft Serve Robot Commercial
Girls gone wild (for ice cream) thanks to one man's robotic creation.
