Make Beef Stroganoff And Fight A Ninja
With the growing ninja population, knowing how to make beef stroganoff while fighting off a ninja is crucial. Now if he comes on meatloaf night, you're screwed.
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How To Pee In Public
Six techniques to better you in the art of micturating in public. We prefer "The Newspaper Tube", but you just have to find what works for you.
Machete Slingshot
For those of you who are finding that merely throwing your machete isn't giving you the results you need, here's the machete slingshot. Just leave it to the stupid experts.
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MyHeritage DNA Kit
MyHeritage DNA turns your ancestry curiosity into a full-scale exploration—with just a two-minute cheek swab and a return to the lab. In about 3-4 weeks, you'll unlock an Ethnicity Estimate that breaks down your origins across more than 2,100 geographic regions, plus uncover DNA Matches that might connect you with relatives you didn't know existed. All results are delivered through CLIA- and CAP-certified processes in a secure, encrypted environment, giving you insight into your roots without sacrificing your data privacy. It's genealogical power you can hold in your palm—and a powerful tool for anyone looking to build a family history or explore their ethnic story.
Presented by MyHeritage.
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Nike Alphafly 3 Shoe
Lace up for long-distance performance with the Nike Alphafly 3. Built for marathon pacing, it combines two Air Zoom units with a carbon fiber plate to store and return energy with every stride. Paired with a ZoomX foam midsole, the shoe keeps you feeling fresh mile after mile, while its lightweight construction and notched laces make it the most responsive Alphafly yet. Designed to support speed and endurance, the Alphafly 3 delivers performance that makes long runs feel effortless and leaves personal bests in the dust.
Presented by Nike.
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Formula 1 Secrets
Formula One driver Mark Webber, takes us out of the cockpit and into the inner workings of these beasts go for the first in a series of edutainment animation for My Inner Secrets.
United We Rise
The Peop1e Project is fighting to redefine definitions indefinitely though this video of Charlie Chaplin's 1940 speech in The Great Dictator, played to scenes from the Middle East. It just shows that after 70 years we are still machine men, with machine minds, and machine hearts.
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Lego March Madness
In honor of those who never left your couch all weekend, here are the greatest moments in March Madness history, told through the awesomeness of legos.
Adidas Is All In
With the help of Derrick Rose, David Beckham, and Katy Perry, Adidas has packed their new commercial with enough celebrities and pro athletes, you'd think you were watching a Nike commercial.
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Masterworks
Over the last 30 years, contemporary and post war art prices overall outpaced the S&P 500.* This helps explain why Jeff Bezos, Marc Andreessen, and Bill Gates have collectively poured hundreds of millions into this global asset class. Luckily, you don't have to be a billionaire to build an art allocation in a portfolio anymore. Masterworks.com has made diversifying with multimillion-dollar artworks featuring artists like Banksy and Basquiat accessible to everyone with their premier art investing platform. Uncrate readers can use the link below to get access today.
Presented by Masterworks.
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Tineco Pure ONE A50S Cordless Stick Vacuum Cleaner
The Tineco Pure One A50S is a compact, cordless stick vacuum built for whole-home cleaning with 185 W of suction, a 1 L bin, and up to 70 minutes of runtime. Its smart 3DSense Power Brush adjusts power automatically as it detects debris and lights the path so nothing gets missed. A foldable wand slips under furniture with ease, while a ZeroTangle brush keeps hair from wrapping. Lightweight, powerful, and easy to store, it brings pro-level performance to everyday cleaning.
Presented by Tineco.
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Mad Fast Trains
Vincent Kartheiser and Rich Sommern, donning their Man Men alter egos, put their advertising know-how to good use in order to sell us on high-speed trains. If they didn't win you over with the environmental aspects, at least go for the bumper sticker.
Skittles Fly
They say if you love new Skittles Blenders, set your blender free, and if it comes back, it's yours. It looks like that blender is his.
