Oil spills, terrorists, and STDs. Happily ever after is not what it's cracked up to be for these Disney princesses.
Camino's hemp-forward gummies offer a modern answer to Dry January and the broader Q1 wellness reset, trading restriction for balance and intention. Flavors like Sparkling Pear and Watermelon Spritz deliver a celebratory, alcohol-free way to unwind, pairing sophisticated taste with buildable doses of hemp-derived Delta-9 THC, CBD, CBN, and natural terpenes for tailored effects. Designed for social moments as much as quiet nights in, they support relaxation and stress relief without next-day tradeoffs, making them a natural fit for anyone exploring a Cali-sober lifestyle while staying present and connected.
Presented by Camino.
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A bit of old-world care returns to the daily routine with Nathan & Sons' Boar's Hair Toothbrush Kit, a refined grooming set built around quality and simplicity. Each brush uses natural boar bristles to gently condition gums and polish enamel, paired with classic wooden handles that add an understated, heirloom feel. Thoughtfully packaged and travel ready, it turns an everyday habit into a small but intentional ritual.
Presented by Nathan & Sons.
Just because you passed the first part of the test doesn't mean you're human. Here's another round of questions to make sure you're not an alien from another galaxy, posing as a middle-aged man.
Feel your brain melt and ooze out the orifices of your head as you watch a stream of water zigzag through the air when it's exposed to a 24hz sine wave.
Tinto Amorío's Chaand Sampler brings together four standout natural wines crafted for the modern table. The centerpiece is Chaand, a limited-production red blend of Carignan and Zinfandel from Mendocino made through semi-carbonic maceration with only 250 cases produced. It's joined by three organic bottles: the cherry-forward Jajaja, the golden-hued, skin-contact Bheeyo, and the bright, tropical Monje. Each wine is vegan, low in sulfites, and made with zero added sugar, showcasing clean, minimal-intervention winemaking at its best. Whether you're gifting or hosting, this collection captures the artistry and vibrance of natural wine culture in every pour. Enjoy 15% off orders of $50+ with code UNCRATE15.
Presented by Tinto Amorio.
Coastline is built around the idea that energy, focus, and recovery should feel stable—not forced. Rather than relying on stimulants, Coastline's Complete System is formulated with 13 carefully selected ingredients to support cognitive, physical, and cellular function over the long term. Creatine, taurine, and magnesium form the backbone, supporting sustained energy and physical performance while ergothioneine and astaxanthin help protect cells from long-term wear. The system is split into a daily rhythm starting with a morning blend and softgels, designed to support daytime energy and focus, and finishing with evening capsules that support recovery, sleep, and relaxation. This routine is delivered as a 30-day Complete System Welcome Pack for the daily support and energy that lasts.
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The seven cliques of Westeros Valley High rule the halls in this Game of Thrones parody. Prom night is coming.