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Your Only Job Is Watching Football
Rest easy all you wall-burrowing critters, Monday Night Football is coming September 12.
Tron: Duct Tape Commercial
Duck Brand's showing who's the MCP of the duct tape mainframe.
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BullRing
BullRing takes a straightforward approach to personal performance with a line of purpose-built performance rings designed to support size, stamina, and confidence. Designed and shipped from Minnesota, the FDA-registered brand focuses on discreet, easy-to-use products with a sizing system designed to help users find the right fit. Discreet next-day shipping and secure checkout round out an experience built around convenience and privacy.
Presented by BullRing.
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momentm Ignition Hydration Supplement
Most hydration formulas are built for race day. Momentm's Ignition is designed for every day. Instead of loading up on sodium and sugar, the daily hydration mix combines a balanced blend of electrolytes with magnesium, potassium, coconut water powder, and functional ingredients including InnoSlim, Curcousin, Tulsi, and green tea extract to support hydration and metabolic wellness. With less than one gram of natural sugar, no caffeine, and no artificial sweeteners, Ignition is intended to become a daily ritual rather than a post-workout recovery drink. Grounded in Ayurvedic principles and modern clinical research, it offers a more measured approach to staying hydrated, while a limited-time summer promotion adds a complimentary orange water bottle with the purchase of two boxes.
Presented by momentm.
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State of Chaos Commercial
Like a good neighbor State Farm is there, with an Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device.
Wasting Water Is Weird
Wasting water is weird. Not as weird as sitting in a stranger's kitchen wearing jorts and a wife beater featuring a mysterious yellow stain while making offensive noises for the sake of water conservation, but still weird.
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Full Of Bologna
Even more strange than his lack of invisibility, Hardee's is selling bologna.
Adidas Iconics
Snoop Dogg, Dwight Howard, and Josh Smith make up Adidas' incrowd of originals in their latest commercial.
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Mood Premium THC Products
Mood is reimagining the cannabis shopping experience by making it as approachable as any other online purchase. The brand offers federally legal, hemp-derived THC products that ship directly to eligible states, eliminating the need for a dispensary visit while organizing its lineup by the feeling you're after rather than strain names or cannabinoid terminology. Whether the goal is to unwind, get creative, or ease into the evening, shoppers can browse by mood or take a guided quiz to find the right fit. Every product is third-party lab tested, arrives in discreet packaging, and is backed by transparent Certificates of Analysis, making Mood a modern, confidence-inspiring entry point into the rapidly growing world of legal THC delivery for adults 21 and older.
Presented by Mood.
Consult a physician before consuming any new supplement or medication. Any health claims made are solely those of the brand and not those of Uncrate.
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Collars & Co.'s Cloud Cotton Hoodie
The hoodie has long been a casual staple, but Collars & Co.'s Cloud Cotton Hoodie gives it a more refined identity. Crafted from an ultra-soft brushed cotton blend, the lightweight layer delivers warmth with a smooth hand feel while maintaining a relaxed fit that never looks oversized. Ribbed cuffs and hem, a cleaner silhouette, and an elevated finish make it just as appropriate for travel and weekend dinners as it is for off-duty afternoons. It's the kind of everyday essential that quietly replaces every other hoodie in your rotation, proving that comfort and polish can coexist.
Presented by Collars & Co.
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Who First Thought To Milk A Cow?
All hail Brian, milker of the cow.
Medal of Honor Cat
This fearless feline proves he's no pussy when he puts himself in the line of fire.
