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Your Only Job Is Watching Football
Rest easy all you wall-burrowing critters, Monday Night Football is coming September 12.
Tron: Duct Tape Commercial
Duck Brand's showing who's the MCP of the duct tape mainframe.
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MyHeritage DNA Kit
MyHeritage DNA turns your ancestry curiosity into a full-scale exploration—with just a two-minute cheek swab and a return to the lab. In about 3-4 weeks, you'll unlock an Ethnicity Estimate that breaks down your origins across more than 2,100 geographic regions, plus uncover DNA Matches that might connect you with relatives you didn't know existed. All results are delivered through CLIA- and CAP-certified processes in a secure, encrypted environment, giving you insight into your roots without sacrificing your data privacy. It's genealogical power you can hold in your palm—and a powerful tool for anyone looking to build a family history or explore their ethnic story.
Presented by MyHeritage.
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FlavCity Supplements
FlavCity builds clean nutrition around real ingredients and bold flavor, offering protein powders, electrolytes, lattes, and supplements made without seed oils, refined sugar, or artificial additives. The lineup focuses on simple, recognizable formulas that make healthy choices easy to enjoy, delivering convenience without cutting corners on quality. For anyone tired of overprocessed wellness products, FlavCity offers a straightforward way to upgrade daily nutrition with taste and transparency.
Presented by FlavCity.
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State of Chaos Commercial
Like a good neighbor State Farm is there, with an Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device.
Wasting Water Is Weird
Wasting water is weird. Not as weird as sitting in a stranger's kitchen wearing jorts and a wife beater featuring a mysterious yellow stain while making offensive noises for the sake of water conservation, but still weird.
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Full Of Bologna
Even more strange than his lack of invisibility, Hardee's is selling bologna.
Adidas Iconics
Snoop Dogg, Dwight Howard, and Josh Smith make up Adidas' incrowd of originals in their latest commercial.
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Men's Wearhouse Holiday Event
Men's Wearhouse is the go-to destination for holiday style that lasts well beyond the season. From tailored suits and crisp dress shirts to soft sweaters and refined accessories, every gift helps him look sharp for every occasion. Whether you're shopping early or grabbing last-minute finds, you'll discover timeless pieces for parties, family gatherings, and everything in between. And once the holidays wind down, Men's Wearhouse keeps the spirit alive with post-holiday sales on premium menswear making it the perfect time to refresh his wardrobe for the new year.
Presented by Men's Wearhouse.
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Omre NMN + RESVERATROL Supplement
Omre's NMN + Resveratrol is a science-driven longevity supplement designed to support energy, focus, and cellular repair from within. Each serving delivers 500mg of NMN to boost NAD+ production alongside 500mg of micronized resveratrol for powerful antioxidant support. Vegan, filler-free, and enhanced with black pepper extract for optimal absorption, it's a clean, high-impact formula built for those serious about aging well.
Presented by Omre.
Consult a physician before consuming any new supplement. Any health claims made are solely those of the brand and not those of Uncrate LLC.
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Who First Thought To Milk A Cow?
All hail Brian, milker of the cow.
Medal of Honor Cat
This fearless feline proves he's no pussy when he puts himself in the line of fire.
