Moe Norman
The tale of the greatest golfer you've never heard of. Here's to the man who hit it so straight, he could play in the dark.
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Every Second Counts
Proof that in both victory and defeat every second counts.
Maybe You Should Rise
A mashup of Lebron's disappointing Nike ad "Rise" and Michael Jordan's 2009 "Maybe It's My Fault" commercial. Although this would have been a lot more gratifying if this would have been a direct response to the King Doucher's ad, but it will do.
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London Sock Co. Simply Trainer Socks
London Sock Company's Classic Trainer socks are lightweight, breathable Scottish Lisle cotton essentials built for comfort and style. This 12-pair set offers versatile colors with subtle ribbing and logo detail, perfect for slipping into trainers while keeping a polished, understated look.
Presented by London Sock Co.
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DoorDash DashPass
Late-night cravings and last-minute grocery runs get easier with DashPass, the membership from DoorDash designed to cut the friction out of delivery. Members get $0 delivery fees and reduced service fees on eligible orders, along with a steady stream of member-only deals. The perks extend beyond delivery too, with 5% back on pickup orders, ride savings of 5-10% with Lyft, and the ability to share the membership with another person at no extra cost. Eligible Chase cardholders can also unlock a free DashPass and additional savings on groceries and retail orders, turning everyday takeout and errands into a slightly more efficient routine.
Presented by DoorDash.
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The Mustache Commercial
Bud Lights's tribute to Movember and all that is great and envious about a full, well groomed mustache.
Victoria's Secret Fireworks
Just to show you that everything is instantly better when you include Victoria's Secret models. Even Katy Perry songs.
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Disrupted Game
JetBlue decided to run an experiment where they placed an actress as a New York bar tender and had her put her life in danger by changing channels in the middle of the Jets game. This somehow relates to air travel.
Skittles Tube Sock Commercial
There has to be some kind of tube sock labor laws to protect him from this abuse.
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Nature's Craft Liver Support Gummies
Nature's Craft Cleansing Artichoke + L-Carnitine blends plant-powered detox with metabolic support in a single daily capsule. At its core is artichoke extract, long valued for supporting bile flow and digestive comfort, paired with L-Carnitine to help your body metabolize fats and maintain energy. Vegan-friendly, non-GMO, and made without filler junk, it's designed for anyone who wants a cleaner internal reset without juggling half a dozen pills. Add a touch of natural support to your daily routine and let a little botanical help take the edge off digestion and overall well-being.
Presented by Nature's Craft.
Consult a physician before consuming any new supplement or medication. Any health claims made are solely those of the brand and not those of Uncrate.
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Nike Alphafly 3 Shoe
The fastest marathon shoe Nike has ever made just got a colorway to match. The Alphafly 3 arrives in Platinum Tint, Grey Fog, Iron Grey, and Metallic Silver, a clean, understated palette that lets the performance do the talking. The tech underneath hasn't changed: dual Air Zoom units and a carbon fiber Flyplate store and return energy with each step, while a fully connected ZoomX foam midsole delivers cushioning and responsiveness across all 26.2 miles. The lightest Alphafly ever, with a wider plate for increased stability, notched laces, and an integrated knit tongue that keeps things comfortable no matter the pace.
Presented by Nike.
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Pure Blonde Disaster
Of course the two biggest douches would find the hot blonde holy land first and ruin it for everyone else. All that beer. All those babes.
Free Coffee Friday Commercial
It would be a whole lot less creepy if it was that hot barista that works on Mondays and Thursdays stalking your cheap, two-timing ass
