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The Boys of Fall by Kenny Chesney
Sure, you'd rather crap out sticks of computer RAM than listen to a Kenny Chesney song, but this one's worth sitting through just for the Sean Payton speech and all the football highlights.
Madder Red by Yeasayer
We thought for sure there'd be no way Yeasayer could make a weirder video than their last one. Oh how wrong we were. Bright side: Kristen Bell stars.
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Nike NBA Allstar Collection
Nike's NBA All-Star Collection brings together performance gear and off-court staples in a lineup built to reflect the league's biggest stars. Spanning over 150 pieces, the collection moves from technical essentials like Dri-FIT basketball shorts to street-ready layers including the All-Star Weekend Pullover. Footwear anchors the drop with signature models like the Giannis Freak 7 and the Kobe IX Elite Low EM Protro, tying current performance to legacy influence from players who defined the game. Limited jerseys round out the release, offering a direct link to All-Star history. It's a collection designed to carry the attitude of allstars beyond the court.
Presented by Nike.
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Tribetokes
TribeTokes' Best Sellers is a snapshot of what the cannabis community keeps coming back for: clean, lab-tested products built for reliable effects and smooth flavor. The lineup spans everything from Delta-8 vape carts and disposable pens to precisely dosed gummies, THCa flower, and targeted pain-relief creams, giving users multiple ways to dial in calm, creativity, sleep, or recovery. Many of the standouts lean on full-spectrum cannabinoids and real cannabis terpenes for the entourage effect, while skipping fillers like PG, VG, MCT oil, or vitamin E acetate. The result is a curated mix of the brand's most purchased and highest-reviewed products, all chosen by actual demand rather than marketing hype. In other words, these are the heavy hitters that define TribeTokes' take on clean cannabis wellness.
Presented by TribeTokes.
Consult a physician before consuming any new supplement or medication. Any health claims made are solely those of the brand and not those of Uncrate.
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F**k Me, Ray Bradbury
The most catchy, NSFW-y song about making love to a science fiction writer you'll hear all day. His reaction.
Quiznos Human Sandwich
Take that, Subway. You just got slapped in the face with all that Quiznos meat.
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The Reality of Fantasy
The Titan's Chris Johnson gets proper treatment from the folks who own CJ2K in their fantasy football leagues. You do know you should be drafting Ray Rice this year instead, right?
ESPN's other fantasy commercials worth watching: Drafting Isn't Optional and Tuesdays Can Be Worse Than Mondays.
Invisible Monkey
So Dodge made a commercial with a monkey in it. Then PETA bitched. So Dodge did the sensible thing and removed him from the ad. Here's the original.
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Nike Air Max Dn8
Legendary designer Tinker Hatfield drew inspiration from Parisian architecture to reestablish Air technology as a leader in cushioning. The Nike Air Max DN8 Summit takes Hatfield's advanced Dynamic Air technology and condenses it into a sleek, low-profile silhouette. Dual-chambered tubes with precisely tuned pressure levels shift airflow with each step and compression, delivering responsive cushioning throughout the stride. The Dynamic Air unit sits directly above the rubber outsole for a lower, more stable profile, while the lightweight upper radiates energy through breathable mesh. Wrapped in a bold, high-contrast colorway, the DN8 Summit presents a sleek and modern interpretation of Nike's evolving Air platform.
Presented by Nike.
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Hims GLP1
Unlike traditional weight loss treatments, Hims takes a clinical approach that addresses the underlying factors affecting your weight. Based on your unique needs, personalized plans and prescription options are available to align with your weight loss goals, including oral medications and GLP-1 injections. This approach combines medication with ongoing access to medical providers, meal plans, recipes, exercise guides, and sleep support. Now available 100% online or in the app, expert treatment starts at $69/month, with GLP-1 plans starting at $199/month. Streamline your program and prioritize life.
Presented by Hims.
Consult a physician before consuming any new supplement or medication. Any health claims made are solely those of the brand and not those of Uncrate.
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Starburst Zombie
Dear Starburst, we want more commercials starring this annoyed undead gentleman. You are boring us back to death with your other commercials.
Dos Equis Most Interesting Man on Manscaping
To shave or not to shave, there is no question.
