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The Boys of Fall by Kenny Chesney
Sure, you'd rather crap out sticks of computer RAM than listen to a Kenny Chesney song, but this one's worth sitting through just for the Sean Payton speech and all the football highlights.
Madder Red by Yeasayer
We thought for sure there'd be no way Yeasayer could make a weirder video than their last one. Oh how wrong we were. Bright side: Kristen Bell stars.
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TribeTokes Gummies
TribeTokes' gummy collection turns wellness into something you actually want to chew on. With formulas spanning THC, Delta-8, CBD, CBN, and more—plus vegan, live-resin options—the lineup is built for everything from stress relief and better sleep to just kicking back and enjoying your night. Each gummy is crafted without artificial colors or corn syrup, using real fruit juices and lab-tested ingredients to keep things clean, tasty, and effective. Whether you're looking focus, night-time calm, or mellow unlocks, there's a gummy fit for the moment. Use code THCA15 for 15% off.
Presented by TribeTokes.
Consult a physician before consuming any new supplement. Any health claims made are solely those of the brand and not those of Uncrate LLC.
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Nike Eliud Kipchoge Collection
Nike's Eliud Kipchoge Collection celebrates the relentless pursuit of speed, endurance, and perfection embodied by one of the greatest marathoners of all time. Kipchoge—two-time Olympic gold medalist and former marathon world record holder—has redefined human limits on the road, and now his legacy fuels the next generation of runners. From the record-breaking Alphafly 3 to the precision-built Victory 2 spikes, every piece in the collection is engineered for performance at the highest level. Whether you're chasing a new personal best or just chasing the horizon, this is gear built for greatness.
Presented by Nike.
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F**k Me, Ray Bradbury
The most catchy, NSFW-y song about making love to a science fiction writer you'll hear all day. His reaction.
Quiznos Human Sandwich
Take that, Subway. You just got slapped in the face with all that Quiznos meat.
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The Reality of Fantasy
The Titan's Chris Johnson gets proper treatment from the folks who own CJ2K in their fantasy football leagues. You do know you should be drafting Ray Rice this year instead, right?
ESPN's other fantasy commercials worth watching: Drafting Isn't Optional and Tuesdays Can Be Worse Than Mondays.
Invisible Monkey
So Dodge made a commercial with a monkey in it. Then PETA bitched. So Dodge did the sensible thing and removed him from the ad. Here's the original.
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MyHeritage DNA Kit
MyHeritage DNA turns your ancestry curiosity into a full-scale exploration—with just a two-minute cheek swab and a return to the lab. In about 3-4 weeks, you'll unlock an Ethnicity Estimate that breaks down your origins across more than 2,100 geographic regions, plus uncover DNA Matches that might connect you with relatives you didn't know existed. All results are delivered through CLIA- and CAP-certified processes in a secure, encrypted environment, giving you insight into your roots without sacrificing your data privacy. It's genealogical power you can hold in your palm—and a powerful tool for anyone looking to build a family history or explore their ethnic story.
Presented by MyHeritage.
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Hairmax Ultima 12 LaserComb
The HairMax Ultima 12 LaserComb is a drug-free, FDA-cleared device that uses low-level laser therapy to stimulate hair follicles and promote regrowth. In just 8 minutes per session, three times a week, it's built for ease of use while delivering fuller, denser results over time. Clinical studies suggest LLLT devices like this can improve hair thickness when used consistently.
Presented by Hairmax.
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Starburst Zombie
Dear Starburst, we want more commercials starring this annoyed undead gentleman. You are boring us back to death with your other commercials.
Dos Equis Most Interesting Man on Manscaping
To shave or not to shave, there is no question.
