Opening Bottles With A Chainsaw
No bottle opener? No worries. Grab that chainsaw and refreshment is only seconds away.
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Brick Like Me
There's something strange going on in Springfield, and it isn't Homer's tie. The episode premieres Sunday, May 4th on Fox.
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Masterworks
Over the last 30 years, contemporary and post war art prices overall outpaced the S&P 500.* This helps explain why Jeff Bezos, Marc Andreessen, and Bill Gates have collectively poured hundreds of millions into this global asset class. Luckily, you don't have to be a billionaire to build an art allocation in a portfolio anymore. Masterworks.com has made diversifying with multimillion-dollar artworks featuring artists like Banksy and Basquiat accessible to everyone with their premier art investing platform. Uncrate readers can use the link below to get access today.
Presented by Masterworks.
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Happy Head Hair Growth Solution
Happy Head is changing the game in hair care by offering prescription-strength, dermatologist-formulated treatments for hair thinning and loss. Using clinically proven ingredients like Minoxidil, Finasteride, Spironolactone, and Retinol, each formula is customized for your hair type, gender, and goals, all delivered through a seamless tele-dermatology platform. For an extra layer of personalization, the optional StrandIQ™ at-home DNA test analyzes genetic markers to optimize results. Enjoy an extra 25% off site wide this December.
Presented by Happy Head.
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Kids Taste Coffee
Since no one can remember not liking coffee, here's kids tasting coffee for the first time. Keep an eye out for the kid who actually likes it - he's going to grow up to be somebody someday.
Fixed Perspective 3D Bike Course
Fixed gear rider Josh Boothby messes with our minds on this insane 3D course.
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How To Make Prison Style Sweet and Sour Pork
Professional skateboarder and former inmate Andy Roy shows you how to make a Pelican Bay State Prison favorite, sweet and sour pork.
3-Minute Super Mario 3
Bowser never saw this coming. With some creative exploitation of memory corruption, Super Mario Bros. 3 is beaten in just over three minutes.
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Tineco Pure ONE A50S Cordless Stick Vacuum Cleaner
The Tineco Pure One A50S is a compact, cordless stick vacuum built for whole-home cleaning with 185 W of suction, a 1 L bin, and up to 70 minutes of runtime. Its smart 3DSense Power Brush adjusts power automatically as it detects debris and lights the path so nothing gets missed. A foldable wand slips under furniture with ease, while a ZeroTangle brush keeps hair from wrapping. Lightweight, powerful, and easy to store, it brings pro-level performance to everyday cleaning.
Presented by Tineco.
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Nike Zoom Vomero Roam
Built for wet commutes and winter slush, the Nike Zoom Vomero Roam updates the everyday trainer with winter weather protection. A durable upper is reinforced with rubber mudguards and a water-repellent finish keeps out the elements, while full-length Nike Air Zoom cushioning delivers all-day comfort. Designed to handle winter streets without sacrificing comfort and style, the Vomero Roam keeps you moving through whatever the season throws at you.
Presented by Nike.
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Cartwheeling Spider
It might be in German, but all that matters is trying to get a good night's sleep with visions of cartwheeling spiders in your head.
Tiny Hamsters Eating Tiny Burritos
Prepare yourself for a complete squee overload as tiny hamsters eat tiny burritos with their eensy little hamster hands.
