Round One: FIGHT!
With more cats than people, Tashirojima island is the ultimate crazy cat lady.
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Nearly 1,300 Rubik's cubes were solved nearly 1,000 times to tell this robot love story.
The First Lady gets down with Jimmy Fallon.
President Obama breaks the fourth wall with his impression of Frank Underwood.
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Sometimes the best April Fools jokes don't require any fooling at all.