Real-Life Griswolds & Their Truckster

Name: Real-Life Griswolds & Their Truckster
Uploaded: 2013-08-01T09:08:52-05:00
Description: I think you're all effed in the head. We're ten hours from the effing fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for...

I think you're all effed in the head. We're ten hours from the effing fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. You're gonna have fun, and I'm gonna have fun. We're all gonna have so much effing fun we're gonna need plastic surgery to remove our goddamn smiles! You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of your assholes! I must be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose! Holy Shit!

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