Robot Swagger
Laugh now, because once DARPA's swagbot finds a way off that treadmill, it'll be the only thing "Stayin' Alive."
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What If Everyone Jumped At Once?
If you're considering getting 7 billion of your closest friends to head out to Los Angeles for a rotation-changing jump party, don't waste your time. Vsauce explains exactly how insignificant we all are compared to Earth's massive mass.
Alec Baldwin On Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee
Lazy, shiftless bastard Jerry Seinfeld picks up Alec Baldwin in his 1970 Mercedes 280SL for coffee and tuna fish not on rye.
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EltaMD UV Sunscreen SPF50
Your face takes the hit — sun, stress, sweat, and screens — and EltaMD's UV Skin Recovery Face Sunscreen is built to defend it all without flinching. Formulated with mineral-based Zinc Oxide and SPF 50, this all-in-one shield offers broad-spectrum protection while instantly calming redness with smart color-correcting tech. Clinically proven to support sensitive and post-treatment skin, it goes beyond basic defense, actively helping to recover the skin barrier after exposure. Lightweight, invisible, and non-irritating, it's the kind of daily armor that works just as hard in the sun as it does under fluorescents.
Presented by EltaMD.
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Vita Coco
Crack open summer with a twist of the tropics — Vita Coco isn't just coconut water, it's peak hydration. Whether you're reaching for the Original, spiking your senses with Pineapple, or riding the duo wave of Peach & Mango, each sip hits like a hammock in motion. Packed with electrolytes, nutrients, and just enough island attitude to revive you from boardroom burnout or beach-day bliss, Vita Coco is the closest thing to a vacation in a carton. No passport needed — just thirst.
Presented by Vita Coco.
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Curiosity Touching Down on Mars
NASA's Curiosity rover turned seven minutes of terror into three minutes of Red Planet-landing glee, as it captured its final descent to Mars at four, high resolutions frames per second.
Bill Murray by Eclectic Method
Eclectic Method gives the man, the god, the legend Bill Murray his very own remix.
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ONNIT Alpha BRAIN Supplements
For high-performers who treat clarity and speed of mind as non-negotiables, Onnit's Alpha BRAIN delivers a focused, caffeine-free edge for those pursuing their full potential. Backed by clinical trials and over 10 million bottles sold, this nootropic supports cognitive performance — boosting memory, mental speed, and executive function with a precise blend of Alpha-GPC, L‑Theanine, Vitamin B6, and Phosphatidylserine. Whether you're strategizing, creating, gaming, or navigating high-stakes moments, Alpha BRAIN promotes alpha wave production and supports acetylcholine levels to keep your mind sharp without the crash. Available in capsules or instant powder for travel, it's a tool that doesn't just power your day — it elevates it.
Presented by ONNIT.
Consult a physician before consuming any new supplement. Any health claims made are solely those of the brand and not those of Uncrate LLC.
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Laird Superfoods Lattes
Start strong — ignite your mornings with a latte ritual designed to power you through the day. Laird Superfoods' Maca Instant Latte blends freeze-dried coffee with ancient Andean maca root, and a squad of performance mushrooms (Lion's Mane, Chaga, Cordyceps, Maitake) to deliver clean energy, mental clarity, and a creamy, plant-based sip that hits harder than espresso. Whether you're chasing waves, going to the office, or catching flights, this is the upgrade your cup has been waiting for. No barista required—just add hot water and go.
Presented by Laird.
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Floppy Drive Ghostbusters Theme
The floppy drive is alive, well, and performing a killer rendition of the Ghostbusters theme song.
Games We Play
This reminder of your imaginative, slightly obsessive-compulsive childhood games will have you stepping over cracks all day.
