September 2011 Fails
As long as TNL keeps posting them, we'll keep devouring them. Here's another ten minutes of failing fools.
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Andy Rooney Says Goodbye
The loveably grumpy Andy Rooney's not retiring, but he is leaving 60 Minutes.
Riddles Of The Paranormal
The only riddle here is how Xanthony O'Harbinger's Dragonsingers of Kronn wasn't added to our must read list sooner.
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Hayabusa T360 Leather Boxing Gloves
The Hayabusa T360 Leather Boxing Gloves deliver pro-level performance in a premium leather build for serious training or sparring. Crafted from full-grain aniline leather, they mold to your hand over time while the ergonomic pocket and curved grip bar align your knuckles for power and precision. A triple-splint wrist support system keeps your wrist stable through every punch and the dual-strap closure with a removable inner strap ensures a secure fit. Multi-density padding absorbs impact and a moisture-regulating lining keeps hands comfortable during long sessions, making these gloves feel like an extension of your body.
Presented by Hayabusa.
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TribeTokes Gummies
TribeTokes' Delta-9 THC Gummies deliver a smooth, balanced experience with clean ingredients and consistent dosing designed for easygoing, social enjoyment. The lineup now adds Pineapple as a new flavor, bringing a bright, tropical twist to the mellow Buzzed effect. Approachable and reliably crafted, they offer a simple way to enjoy THC without overthinking the dose.
Presented by TribeTokes.
Consult a physician before consuming any new supplement. Any health claims made are solely those of the brand and not those of Uncrate LLC.
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Bellagio-Style Water Gun Show
Summer's officially over, so enjoy this Vegas-inspired synchronized super soaker performance.
Dan Aykroyd's SNL Screen Test
Before he was Dr. Raymond Stantz or Elwood Blues, Dan Aykroyd was an aspiring comedian trying to make it on Saturday Night Live with a hall of fame stache.
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Stair Climbing On His Head
Sun Xi Zhong of China climbed 15 stairs on his head for one one of the most unusual Guinness World Records.
Crazy Russian Climbs A Skyscraper
The craziest Russian of all climbs to the top of the Stalin Skyscraper's 133 meter peak in Moscow, without using any safety gear.
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Caliber Fitness Coaching App
Caliber is a science-based fitness coaching platform that pairs data-driven strength and cardio programming with personalized nutrition and habit guidance to help you build muscle, lose weight, and improve overall body composition. After a quick consultation, you're matched with a certified coach who designs a plan tailored to your goals, tracks your progress, and keeps you accountable through one-on-one support and app-based metrics. Backed by real research and real results, it makes structured training feel less like guesswork and more like a plan you'll stick with.
Presented by Caliber.
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Nike SB Zoom Nyjah 4
Sending it while chasing perfection has long defined Nyjah Huston's approach to skateboarding. The Nike Zoom Nyjah 4 builds on that mindset, reengineering the silhouette while maintaining the flexibility, grip, and responsiveness required for everything from halfpipes to rail grinds. A synthetic mesh upper with strategic perforations replaces the original Nyjah's construction, paired with a classic tongue for lightweight breathability. Reinforced with HART (High Abrasion Rubber Tech) outsoles, cushioned by an Air Zoom midsole, and stabilized with an integrated TPU heel, the Nyjah 4 refines the line's core design language while maximizing performance, durability, and control across any terrain.
Presented by Nike.
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September 2011 Wins
This month's super-sized batch of wins.
Worst National Anthem Performances
An agonizing three minutes of America's finest destroying the National Anthem.
