September 2011 Fails
As long as TNL keeps posting them, we'll keep devouring them. Here's another ten minutes of failing fools.
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Andy Rooney Says Goodbye
The loveably grumpy Andy Rooney's not retiring, but he is leaving 60 Minutes.
Riddles Of The Paranormal
The only riddle here is how Xanthony O'Harbinger's Dragonsingers of Kronn wasn't added to our must read list sooner.
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Urban Armor Gear iPad Cases
Urban Armor Gear's latest lineup of iPad cases treats Apple's tablets like the tools they actually are. Designed for the 2025 iPad Pro, iPad, and iPad Air, the Scout Plus, Plyo LT Folio, and Metropolis SE Folio each balance protection, usability, and restraint without drifting into overbuilt bulk. The Scout Plus keeps things light and rugged with TPU construction, corner impact protection, and a built-in kickstand that makes hands-free work or streaming effortless. Plyo LT Folio strips the idea down to clean lines and smart details, pairing an armor shell with a soft impact core, integrated kickstand, Apple Pencil storage, and subtle customization via interchangeable camera rings. At the top end, the Metropolis SE Folio blends business polish with military-grade drop protection, adding a multi-angle kickstand and refined color options that feel equally at home in meetings or on the move. It's a modular approach to protection that respects how iPads are actually used day to day.
Presented by Urban Armor Gear.
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Bellagio-Style Water Gun Show
Summer's officially over, so enjoy this Vegas-inspired synchronized super soaker performance.
Dan Aykroyd's SNL Screen Test
Before he was Dr. Raymond Stantz or Elwood Blues, Dan Aykroyd was an aspiring comedian trying to make it on Saturday Night Live with a hall of fame stache.
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Stair Climbing On His Head
Sun Xi Zhong of China climbed 15 stairs on his head for one one of the most unusual Guinness World Records.
Crazy Russian Climbs A Skyscraper
The craziest Russian of all climbs to the top of the Stalin Skyscraper's 133 meter peak in Moscow, without using any safety gear.
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Centerline Athletics Layering Hoodie
Centerline Athletics' Men's Hybrid Hooded Long Sleeve blends performance and everyday comfort into a single go-to layer. Built with moisture-moving fabric and engineered stretch, it keeps you dry and mobile whether you're warming up, winding down, or anywhere in between. The hood adds a versatile touch for cooler mornings or post-work sweat sessions, while the tailored cut avoids the bulk of typical training tops. It's a straightforward piece that feels at home in the gym, on the court, or under a jacket when the temperature drops, giving you clean lines and functional comfort without complication.
Presented by Centerline Athletics
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Luca Faloni City Jacket
Luca Faloni's City Jacket elevates the everyday outer layer with Italian craftsmanship and purposeful design. Tailored in a rich midnight blue that pairs effortlessly with both tailored and casual outfits, it blends structure with mobility so you look sharp whether you're navigating the city streets or heading out for the night. Premium fabrics and thoughtful construction mean it wears comfortably across seasons while maintaining a refined silhouette that feels at home in any setting. It's a versatile jacket that strikes the rare balance of effortless style and dependable performance.
Presented by Luca Faloni.
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September 2011 Wins
This month's super-sized batch of wins.
Worst National Anthem Performances
An agonizing three minutes of America's finest destroying the National Anthem.
