September 2011 Fails
As long as TNL keeps posting them, we'll keep devouring them. Here's another ten minutes of failing fools.
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Andy Rooney Says Goodbye
The loveably grumpy Andy Rooney's not retiring, but he is leaving 60 Minutes.
Riddles Of The Paranormal
The only riddle here is how Xanthony O'Harbinger's Dragonsingers of Kronn wasn't added to our must read list sooner.
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reMarkable Paper Pure Bundle
reMarkable focuses its Paper Pro Bundle around distraction-free note taking and workflow integration. Designed with a paper-like writing surface, the tablet combines handwritten note taking with digital organization through support for Google and Microsoft workspaces. Handwritten notes can be converted into typed text and shared across platforms including email, Slack, and Miro for easy office communication between teams. The bundle includes the lightweight Marker, featuring a textured finish and integrated eraser designed to replicate the feel of writing on paper, alongside the Sleeve Folio, a suede-covered protective case built for daily transport between meetings, offices, and travel.
Presented by reMarkable.
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iRestore Elite
Clinical hair restoration has evolved into an accessible at-home solution without the need for transplants or lengthy medical procedures. The iRESTORE Elite pushes that technology further with a clinic-grade red light therapy helmet engineered to naturally combat hereditary hair loss while improving overall scalp health. Using the brand's Lumitech technology, the system combines lasers and LEDs to support hair density, thickness, scalp circulation, and ATP production. A total of 500 medical-grade lasers and LEDs provide broader coverage than traditional hair growth caps while penetrating beneath the scalp's surface to target follicles more effectively. The wearable system delivers professional-grade red light therapy treatments from home without bulky equipment or recurring clinic appointments. Enjoy $900 off during their Memorial Day sale.
Presented by iRestore.
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Bellagio-Style Water Gun Show
Summer's officially over, so enjoy this Vegas-inspired synchronized super soaker performance.
Dan Aykroyd's SNL Screen Test
Before he was Dr. Raymond Stantz or Elwood Blues, Dan Aykroyd was an aspiring comedian trying to make it on Saturday Night Live with a hall of fame stache.
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Stair Climbing On His Head
Sun Xi Zhong of China climbed 15 stairs on his head for one one of the most unusual Guinness World Records.
Crazy Russian Climbs A Skyscraper
The craziest Russian of all climbs to the top of the Stalin Skyscraper's 133 meter peak in Moscow, without using any safety gear.
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T-Mobile Postpaid
Switching wireless carriers has traditionally involved enough friction to keep most people exactly where they are, but T-Mobile is trying to remove that excuse with a streamlined digital process designed to get customers through checkout in 15 minutes or less per line. The experience focuses on speed and simplicity, allowing users to switch online or through the T-Life app while keeping the device they already own. To further lower the barrier, T-Mobile's Keep & Switch program offers up to $800 via virtual prepaid card to help pay off eligible phones when customers make the move, creating a proposition that is equal parts convenience and cost savings.
Presented by T-Mobile.
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Duke Cannon Father's Day Gift Guide
Duke Cannon's Father's Day lineup leans into the brand's familiar formula of oversized grooming essentials, military-inspired packaging, and unapologetically rugged scent profiles, but beneath the tongue-in-cheek attitude sits a genuinely practical collection of daily-use upgrades. The gift guide ranges from heavyweight Big Ass Bricks of Soap and bourbon-forward beard care to colognes, tactical shower bundles, and shave kits built for dads who prefer utility over luxury-brand vanity. Everything arrives wrapped in Duke Cannon's signature blue-collar aesthetic, balancing humor with legitimately solid formulations made for hard-working skin, dry hands, and low-maintenance routines. It is less about reinventing grooming and more about turning everyday basics into something that feels giftable, durable, and distinctly masculine.
Presented by Duke Cannon.
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September 2011 Wins
This month's super-sized batch of wins.
Worst National Anthem Performances
An agonizing three minutes of America's finest destroying the National Anthem.
