September 2011 Fails
As long as TNL keeps posting them, we'll keep devouring them. Here's another ten minutes of failing fools.
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Andy Rooney Says Goodbye
The loveably grumpy Andy Rooney's not retiring, but he is leaving 60 Minutes.
Riddles Of The Paranormal
The only riddle here is how Xanthony O'Harbinger's Dragonsingers of Kronn wasn't added to our must read list sooner.
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Minecraft Marketplace
Minecraft's greatest strength has always been the creativity of its community, and the Minecraft Marketplace is where that imagination comes to life. Home to thousands of creator-made add-ons, adventure maps, skin packs, texture packs, mashups, mini games, and survival worlds, the Marketplace offers endless ways to reshape the familiar block-built universe. Through July 28, the annual Summer Sale makes exploring even easier, with more than 300 Marketplace items discounted by up to 33%. Whether you're looking to reinvent your next survival world or dive into a completely new adventure, it's one of the easiest ways to keep Minecraft feeling fresh.
Presented by Minecraft.
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Kenneth Cole Sandals
Kenneth Cole's latest men's sandal collection is proof that summer footwear can be both polished and practical. The lineup pairs premium leather uppers with cushioned insoles and flexible arch support, creating sandals built for everything from weekend errands to vacation getaways. Styles like the Worly and Willy offer classic thong silhouettes with elevated finishes, while the Wassen introduces a modern two-tone look and the Wooper delivers a refined leather slide that works just as well with linen trousers as it does with shorts. Comfortable enough for all-day wear and versatile enough for nearly any warm-weather outfit, these are the kind of sandals that earn a permanent place in your summer rotation.
Presented by Kenneth Cole.
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Bellagio-Style Water Gun Show
Summer's officially over, so enjoy this Vegas-inspired synchronized super soaker performance.
Dan Aykroyd's SNL Screen Test
Before he was Dr. Raymond Stantz or Elwood Blues, Dan Aykroyd was an aspiring comedian trying to make it on Saturday Night Live with a hall of fame stache.
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Stair Climbing On His Head
Sun Xi Zhong of China climbed 15 stairs on his head for one one of the most unusual Guinness World Records.
Crazy Russian Climbs A Skyscraper
The craziest Russian of all climbs to the top of the Stalin Skyscraper's 133 meter peak in Moscow, without using any safety gear.
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Lumina Laser Hair Growth Device
HairMax's LaserBand 272 brings clinical hair-growth technology into a form factor designed for convenience, combining 272 medical-grade lasers with a flexible, hands-free design that treats the entire scalp in as little as 90 seconds per session. Using low-level laser therapy to stimulate hair follicles and promote healthier, denser-looking hair, the device offers a non-invasive approach for men and women seeking to address thinning without adding another complicated step to the routine. The patented band design parts the hair automatically to maximize laser delivery, while its cordless operation keeps the process refreshingly simple. More than a grooming gadget, the LaserBand 272 represents a high-tech approach to hair restoration that prioritizes speed and ease alongside proven light-based therapy.
Presented by Hairmax.
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Nike Back to School Collection
The return to routine deserves a wardrobe that can keep pace. Nike's Back to School Collection is built for wherever the season takes you. The Nike Par ADV Golf Jacket delivers weather-ready protection from the first tee to rainy commutes, while the Nike Club Wool Varsity Jacket brings timeless athletic style into cooler evenings. Heading beyond the pavement, the ACG "Misery Ridge" GORE-TEX Jacket is ready for changing mountain conditions. Complete the look with vintage icons like the Air Jordan 4 Retro or lace up the Nike Alphafly 3 when it's time to chase your next personal best. Whether you're heading back to campus, back to the office, or simply back into your routine, Nike's latest collection is built for the season ahead.
Presented by Nike.
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September 2011 Wins
This month's super-sized batch of wins.
Worst National Anthem Performances
An agonizing three minutes of America's finest destroying the National Anthem.
