State of Chaos Commercial
Like a good neighbor State Farm is there, with an Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device.
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Wasting Water Is Weird
Wasting water is weird. Not as weird as sitting in a stranger's kitchen wearing jorts and a wife beater featuring a mysterious yellow stain while making offensive noises for the sake of water conservation, but still weird.
Full Of Bologna
Even more strange than his lack of invisibility, Hardee's is selling bologna.
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CBDfx Focus & Energy Gummies
Give your mind a clean edge with CBDfx Focus & Energy Gummies, smartly formulated to ditch the jitters without compromising drive. Each two-gummy serving delivers 50 mg of broad-spectrum CBD for calm, 50 mg of phosphatidylserine for cognitive clarity, and 50 mg of caffeine — about the kick of a shot of espresso—in a naturally flavored blue-raspberry vegan gummy. Organic, non-GMO, THC-free, and built for productivity, these gummies are your low-key, modern-day hustle hack.
Presented by CBDfx.
Consult a physician before consuming any new supplement. Any health claims made are solely those of the brand and not those of Uncrate LLC.
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Apple Music: Summer 2025
Put your vinyls down and command your soundtrack with Apple Music. Discover the new releases, explore updated charts, and dive into curated playlists. This summer, we've been enjoying the Appalachian folk of Tyler Childers' Snipe Hunter, Deftones' gritty Private Music, Turnstile's high-octane Never Enough, and Tyler, the Creator's dancefloor-ready Don't Tap the Glass. The interface is built to keep you flowing across your devices, so you're always ready to listen, no matter if you're on a plane, train, or just melting into a recliner at home.
Presented by Apple Music.
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Adidas Iconics
Snoop Dogg, Dwight Howard, and Josh Smith make up Adidas' incrowd of originals in their latest commercial.
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London Sock Co. Simply Trainer Socks
London Sock Company's Classic Trainer socks are lightweight, breathable Scottish Lisle cotton essentials built for comfort and style. This 12-pair set offers versatile colors with subtle ribbing and logo detail, perfect for slipping into trainers while keeping a polished, understated look.
Presented by London Sock Co.
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Velocity Signature Series 1969 Chevy K5 Blazer
Velocity's Signature Series 1969 Chevy K5 Blazer reimagines an SUV legend with uncompromising performance and modern refinement. Cloaked in Custom White BASF paint over meaty 35" BFGoodrich KO2 all-terrains, it commands attention from trail to boulevard. Inside, Velocity Leather seating, Dakota Digital gauges, and Vintage Air climate control blend comfort and tech, while a touchscreen stereo and backup camera elevate convenience. A 6.2L LT1 V8, 10-speed automatic, and Atlas transfer case deliver relentless capability, paired with a Velocity-exclusive Roadster Shop frame, coilovers, and Wilwood disc brakes. Built for those who demand heritage style and modern muscle, this K5 defines the ultimate restomod SUV — all for under $300,000.
Presented by Velocity.
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Medal of Honor Cat
This fearless feline proves he's no pussy when he puts himself in the line of fire.
The Walking Dead Season 2 Preview
Well, more like 40 seconds of a bullet-to-brain zombie headshot.
