Super Bowl Party Stereotypes
The only way to keep these people away from your Super Bowl party is to watch it alone.
The only way to keep these people away from your Super Bowl party is to watch it alone.
There's not an app for that.
One tunnel connects Whittier, Alaska with the rest of the world. Erika Thompson is a teacher there.
Propel forward with speed tuned for long-distance performance. The Nike Alphafly 3 Road Running Shoes are designed around marathon pacing, combining two propulsive Air Zoom units with a carbon fiber Flyplate that stores and returns energy with each step. Paired with a ZoomX foam midsole, the shoe delivers a fresh, responsive ride from the first mile to the finish line. Lightweight construction and notched laces make this the most responsive Alphafly yet, supporting speed and endurance in a way that makes long runs feel effortless—and personal bests easier to chase.
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Daily Nouri Men's Complete Probiotic is a modern, targeted approach to men's gut health, built around the growing understanding that digestion, immunity, and long-term wellness all start with the microbiome. Formulated with a proprietary blend of five clinically studied probiotic strains, the daily supplement supports gut and colon health, nutrient absorption, immune response, and cardiovascular balance, with added selenium and a plant-based omega oil for antioxidant and heart support. An advanced capsule-in-capsule delivery system helps protect live cultures through the stomach and release them where they matter most, improving potency and effectiveness. Vegan, gluten-free, non-GMO, and made in the USA, it's a streamlined daily essential designed to support digestion, comfort, and healthy aging without complication.
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Some people want nothing at all.
Our nearest galactic neighbor in billions and billions of pixels.
Get ready to feel like the weakest person on the planet.
The Toronto Jewish Film Festival rejected Mr. Jeremy's submissions, and he wants answers.
Epiphany's Clit Arousal Serum is a targeted pleasure enhancer built around a silky, pH-balanced formula that works with her body's natural responses to elevate sensation and awareness. It isn't a lubricant but a unique arousal serum that delivers a warm, tingling effect from just a drop or two, gently stimulating sensitive nerve endings to boost pleasure whether solo or with a partner. Made in the USA with natural, vegan ingredients and developed by women, the lightweight, non-greasy formula is designed to make intimate moments feel more intense and satisfying without residue or stickiness.
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MetMo's latest creation turns mechanical obsession into something you can feel in your hands. Built around a precision-machined gear system, the tool amplifies input torque by a staggering factor of 16,384—each gear doubling power as it transfers force through the system. CNC-machined for absolute tolerances, it's engineered not just for performance, but for fascination. Even the locking pin becomes part of the experience: remove it, and reassembly is only possible when every gear aligns perfectly, transforming a simple mechanism into a tactile puzzle. It's a celebration of gears, leverage, and mechanical purity—designed to reward patience, precision, and an appreciation for how things truly work.
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Charlie Brooker shares the formula to creating every news report ever.
Tesla's futuristic electric supercar meets Dodge's old-school muscle car. The future looks pretty good.