Teardrop Windows by Ben Gibbard
Being a badass rockstar is harder than it looks, but we love you just the way your are, Ben Gibbard. The Death Cab for Cutie front man's solo debut Former Lives is available now.
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Chuck Pagano's Emotional Post-Game Speech
Get inspired this Monday morning with this emotional speech from Chuck Pagano. The Indianapolis Colts head coach left the hospital, where he is receiving treatment for leukemia, to give a powerful post-game speech to his team, after a victory over the Miami Dolphins.
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Bloopers
The best ten minutes of your day will be spent watching the Sunny In Philly crew being too funny for TV. We're not pulling your dick, bro.
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Roborock S8 MaxV Ultra Robot Vacuum + Mop
With the S8 MaxV Ultra, Roborock ensures every inch of your house is clean. The new model features a Flexi Arm Design with an extendable side brush that reaches into corners, while an Extra Edge Mopping System cleans along edges. A Reactive AI 2.0 Obstacle Recognition uses a 3D structured light and an RGB camera to identify and avoid obstacles in its path, and a PreciSense LiDAR navigation system scans rooms to create a map and determine the most efficient route. It upgrades suction power to 10,000Pa to pick up even more dust and dirt, a Carpet+ Boost System ups the hair pick-up rate by 30%, and the mopping system scrubs floors 4,000 times per second, detecting carpets and rugs along the way. With built-in voice assistance, users can start cleaning with a simple command, and when the job is done, the vacuum will retreat to its dock to automatically empty, wash, dry, and recharge itself. The S8 MaxV Ultra will be available April 22, 2024, and for a limited time, get a triple gift pack valued at $1,000 with your purchase.
Presented by Roborock.
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NERRĀ Bathhouse Ritual
NERRĀ has transformed the mundane daily routine into a soul-nourishing ritual. Embracing ancient bathing practices, their products turn everyday self-care into a moment of connection, relaxation, and rejuvenation. It's not just about cleansing; it's about creating a sanctuary at home where each action is an act of self-love and mindfulness. Their four-step process soaks, exfoliates, purifies, and nourishes the skin, providing a spa-like experience at home. Upgrade your body care routine and experience the difference with the Ritual collection.
Presented by NERRĀ.
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Will Ferrell Will Do Anything To Get You To Vote
Whatever it takes. He even has his own van.
Lincoln C.K.
Louis killed it on SNL last night. Our favorite was the parody of his own show.
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Vena Happy Place THC Drink
Designed to give you a buzz without the drawbacks, Vena Happy Place delivers feel-good vibes without the alcohol. The THC drink is made with 2mg of THC and 2mg CBD, taking you on a journey of relaxation and happiness, minus the hangover that usually follows. Available in Black Cherry, Grapefruit, and Guava Passionfruit, each refreshing sip elevates your mood, and with just 40 calories, you can savor the moment guilt-free.
Presented by Vena.
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FOCL Feel Good CBD + THC Gummies
While some are focused more on the medicinal effects of CBD and THC, many are simply looking to enjoy themselves. FOCL's Feel Good gummies are formulated for exactly that. Each one includes 25mg of CBD and 5mg of Delta 9 THC, which, combined with 250mg of L-Tyrosine, help promote relaxation, improved mood, and mental well-being. They're vegan, made without GMOs, and are free from pesticides, heavy metals, and microbials. Third-party lab tested to ensure potency and purity, they're also imbued with a tasty blood orange flavor.
Presented by FOCL.
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Mr. Burns Endorses Romney
President Obama may have Mayor Bloomberg on his side, but Mitt Romney just scored the endorsement of C. Montgomery Burns. Although, he can't actually cast a vote for the Republican candidate, Mr. Burns and his binders full of women are setting out to explain the Mormon Mensch's shaggy dog story about an actual shaggy dog.
High School Football Star Offers Touchdown Tribute
St. Clairsville High star Michael Ferns was on his way to his 12th touchdown of the season when he stepped out of bounds 1 yard short of the end zone. In one of the classiest moves in football history, the Michigan recruit blocked for freshman Logan Thompson's first touchdown, a tribute to his father who had passed away 2 days earlier.
