We're all alone here, so maybe try to just be nice.
On Last Week Tonight John Oliver wonders how the f*ck this is still happening.
Built for those chasing podiums, personal bests, or just peace at pace, Nike's Pegasus Collection is the trusted engine for everyday legends. Whether you're cutting through pre-dawn city loops or gunning for elevation on weekend trails, each shoe in the collection delivers serious propulsion through a trio of tech: ZoomX foam, an Air Zoom unit, and ReactX. The Pegasus Premium brings a new level of responsiveness for runners who measure their life in split seconds. The Pegasus Trail 5 grips and glides through off-road unpredictability, while the Pegasus 41 SP offers everyday performance that refuses to compromise. From streets to switchbacks, take the next step and fly with Pegasus.
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Low-calorie and alcohol-free, Five's Infuzed THC Seltzers let you unwind with no regrets. They're designed to replace traditional booze, with 2mg of delta-9 THC, 2mg of CBD, and additional cannabinoids to deliver good vibes with every sip. The buzz will begin in under 15 minutes, and because it's plant-powered, you can relax and enjoy the ride without worrying about the hangover that inevitably follows. Naturally flavored in Black Cherry, Grapefruit, and Guava Passionfruit, each refreshing can is just 40 calories, allowing you to savor the moment guilt-free.
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Coffee expert Wes Johansen returns to review the drink of fall.
The new elite isn't chasing hype — they're building longevity. From boardrooms to backcountry trails, a rising class of athletes, founders, and performance-first men are rewriting what it means to age well. Leading the charge is Eric Hinman: 5x Ironman, serial entrepreneur, and proof that hustle and recovery aren't opposites — they're partners. JOYMODE delivers KSM-66 Ashwagandha, Longjack, and Boron to support energy, drive, recovery, and resilience. This movement isn't about inflated egos or quick fixes—it's about showing up stronger at 6AM than you did at 26. The game doesn't end at 30. It evolves — and you evolve with it. Enjoy 20% off with code HINMAN20.
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Crack open summer with a twist of the tropics — Vita Coco isn't just coconut water, it's peak hydration. Whether you're reaching for the Original, spiking your senses with Pineapple, or riding the duo wave of Peach & Mango, each sip hits like a hammock in motion. Packed with electrolytes, nutrients, and just enough island attitude to revive you from boardroom burnout or beach-day bliss, Vita Coco is the closest thing to a vacation in a carton. No passport needed — just thirst.
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Sunlight, sugar, and flavonoids. That's why.
Artist Stonehouse paints a portrait of a woman from infancy to graceful old age.