The Beatles Argument
This is exactly how we like to fight at the office. Except we use songs from Butthole Surfers and Rasputina. We also break out the Cotton-Eyed Joe lyrics if we're super pissed.
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What Most Schools Don't Teach
Sounds like it would be a good idea for all of us to learn how to code at some point in our lives. Plus you get to try out those multiplication tables and fractions you haven't found use for since high school.
The Stars by David Bowie
The song's not our favorite, but this is David Bowie's first album in 10 years, and it's got Tilda Swinton in it. So there you go.
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Five Infuzed THC Seltzers
Low-calorie and alcohol-free, Five's Infuzed THC Seltzers let you unwind with no regrets. They're designed to replace traditional booze, with 2mg of delta-9 THC, 2mg of CBD, and additional cannabinoids to deliver good vibes with every sip. The buzz will begin in under 15 minutes, and because it's plant-powered, you can relax and enjoy the ride without worrying about the hangover that inevitably follows. Naturally flavored in Black Cherry, Grapefruit, and Guava Passionfruit, each refreshing can is just 40 calories, allowing you to savor the moment guilt-free.
Presented by Five CBD.
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Nike C1TY Premium Cordura
Built for pavement, packed trains, and unpredictable forecasts, the Nike C1TY Premium Cordura is urban armor for your feet. Reinforced with abrasion-resistant mesh, suede, and a rugged toe box, it's designed to handle the friction of real street life—whether that's dodging scooters in SoHo or clocking miles through Tokyo alleyways. The dual-stiffness Waffle outsole grips everything from wet subway steps to rooftop lounges, while a cupsole build and flexible foam keep the ride comfortable from sunrise hustle to midnight wind-down. Tap into the rhythm of city living, giving your daily circuit the grip, grit, and style it deserves.
Presented by Nike.
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First Person Darth Vader
They had us at "GoPro Lightsaber fight scene".
Smell Yo Dick By Megan Mullally & Nick Offerman
Mr. and Mrs. Ron Swanson get all Riskay with this rap cover. NSFW lyrics, yo bitch ass fool.
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Simple Weight Loss Coaching
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Levi's® Premium 512 Slim Taper Fit Men's Jeans
Levi's® has been defining American denim since 1873 — and the 512 Slim Taper carries that legacy into the modern day with precision and ease. Designed for those who want a clean silhouette without going full skinny, the 512 strikes the perfect balance with a slim fit through the thigh and a tailored taper to the ankle. It's crafted with Levi's® Flex for all-day movement and finished with sustainable details like TENCEL™ Lyocell and recycled water. Whether you're dressing it up or beating it up, this is the evolution of a classic — built to go wherever you do.
Presented by Levi's®.
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How Big Is The Universe?
If you ever wanted to know how ginormous the Universe really is, just watch this video and you will basically be an Astronomer. Basically.
Tough Love
Everybody needs some tough love from a group of insanely cute, yet horribly disappointed-looking animals. Now get your life together so these guys can relax.
