The Beatles Argument
This is exactly how we like to fight at the office. Except we use songs from Butthole Surfers and Rasputina. We also break out the Cotton-Eyed Joe lyrics if we're super pissed.
This is exactly how we like to fight at the office. Except we use songs from Butthole Surfers and Rasputina. We also break out the Cotton-Eyed Joe lyrics if we're super pissed.
Sounds like it would be a good idea for all of us to learn how to code at some point in our lives. Plus you get to try out those multiplication tables and fractions you haven't found use for since high school.
The song's not our favorite, but this is David Bowie's first album in 10 years, and it's got Tilda Swinton in it. So there you go.
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They had us at "GoPro Lightsaber fight scene".
Mr. and Mrs. Ron Swanson get all Riskay with this rap cover. NSFW lyrics, yo bitch ass fool.
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If you ever wanted to know how ginormous the Universe really is, just watch this video and you will basically be an Astronomer. Basically.
Everybody needs some tough love from a group of insanely cute, yet horribly disappointed-looking animals. Now get your life together so these guys can relax.