The Boys of Fall by Kenny Chesney
Sure, you'd rather crap out sticks of computer RAM than listen to a Kenny Chesney song, but this one's worth sitting through just for the Sean Payton speech and all the football highlights.
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Madder Red by Yeasayer
We thought for sure there'd be no way Yeasayer could make a weirder video than their last one. Oh how wrong we were. Bright side: Kristen Bell stars.
F**k Me, Ray Bradbury
The most catchy, NSFW-y song about making love to a science fiction writer you'll hear all day. His reaction.
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Hairmax Hair Regrowth Laser Treatments
For men navigating the milestones of modern life—building careers, raising families, chasing legacy—confidence matters, and it starts at the root. This Independence Day reclaim control and invest in clinically proven hair growth tech that works as hard as you do. From FDA-cleared laser devices to dermatologist-recommended treatments and supplements, each product is engineered to reverse the signs of thinning hair and restore your edge. Step into the next chapter looking forward, not back.
Presented by Hairmax.
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HairMax LaserBand 82 Device
HairMax's LaserBand 82 ComfortFlex takes a clinical approach to restoring fuller, healthier hair with real medical-grade lasers. Delivering 1,230mW of therapeutic light energy directly to the scalp, it stimulates follicles to reverse thinning, restart natural growth cycles, and increase density over time. A flexible band design and soft-touch teeth keep treatments comfortable, while its proven red light therapy tech makes it one of the most efficient at-home solutions for tackling hair loss.
Presented by Hairmax.
Consult a physician before use. Any health claims made are solely those of the brand and not those of Uncrate LLC.
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Quiznos Human Sandwich
Take that, Subway. You just got slapped in the face with all that Quiznos meat.
The Reality of Fantasy
The Titan's Chris Johnson gets proper treatment from the folks who own CJ2K in their fantasy football leagues. You do know you should be drafting Ray Rice this year instead, right?
ESPN's other fantasy commercials worth watching: Drafting Isn't Optional and Tuesdays Can Be Worse Than Mondays.
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Nuun Tablets
Nuun leveled up its game with a trio of effervescent tablets built for every kind of sweat and stress. Nuun Zero Sugar delivers everyday hydration without the sugar, offering five essential electrolytes in a clean, vegan formula that dissolves fast and keeps you glowing. Nuun Sport is the heavy-hitter for workouts—re-optimized electrolytes, faster dissolve time, non-GMO certification, and flavors that cover you during serious sweat sessions. And when your immune system needs backup, Nuun Immunity steps in with botanicals, antioxidants, anti-inflammatories, plus electrolytes, for everyday defense in flavors like Blueberry Tangerine and Orange Citrus. Pick your version and turn hydration into performance, wellness, or both.
Presented by Nuun.
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Nike Vaporfly 4
Nike takes a page from Colin Chapman's playbook—simplify, then add lightness—with the Vaporfly 4. The marathon-ready racer is newly reengineered with an updated carbon fiber Flyplate and featherweight ZoomX foam, delivering maximum propulsion with every stride. A steeper heel-to-toe drop pushes you forward, while trimmed weight in the midsole, upper, and outsole keeps the shoe fast without compromise. The result: the same cushioned ZoomX responsiveness at a fraction of the weight, built to carry you past the finish line strides ahead of the competition.
Presented by Nike.
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Invisible Monkey
So Dodge made a commercial with a monkey in it. Then PETA bitched. So Dodge did the sensible thing and removed him from the ad. Here's the original.
Starburst Zombie
Dear Starburst, we want more commercials starring this annoyed undead gentleman. You are boring us back to death with your other commercials.
