The Boys of Fall by Kenny Chesney
Sure, you'd rather crap out sticks of computer RAM than listen to a Kenny Chesney song, but this one's worth sitting through just for the Sean Payton speech and all the football highlights.
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Madder Red by Yeasayer
We thought for sure there'd be no way Yeasayer could make a weirder video than their last one. Oh how wrong we were. Bright side: Kristen Bell stars.
F**k Me, Ray Bradbury
The most catchy, NSFW-y song about making love to a science fiction writer you'll hear all day. His reaction.
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Bakscape Kit
Bakscape revolutionizes men's grooming with a time-saving, omni-directional shaver designed for effortless self-care. Its six precision titanium-coated foils deliver an ultra-close, irritation-free shave — whether wet or dry — while the friction-fit extendable handle ensures independent back, head, chest, and full-body grooming. Unlike bulky competitors prone to razor burn, Bakscape's sleek, efficient design offers complete coverage in just minutes, providing the ultimate grooming. Plus, enjoy 10% off your first subscription order with code BAKLBY10.
Presented by Bakscape.
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SMMT Serpa Tumbler
A nod to the alpine ritual of earning your moments, the 16oz Sèrpa tumbler from SMMT fuses rugged utility with refined design. Named by reversing Après, the Sèrpa is built for that golden hour sip after a day outdoors. It features vacuum-insulated 18/8 stainless steel, a leak-proof, knurled steel lid that magnetically nests underneath the tumbler for hands-free, on-the-go sipping. The featured color, Campfire Caramel, headlines SMMT's Mud Season launch — a salute to the rugged few who embrace the off season. Limited to 980 units — the vertical meters of their Park City home mountains — it joins the brand's small-batch 980 Collection, a series of collectible, story-driven drops inspired by outdoor lifestyle.
Presented by SMMT.
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Quiznos Human Sandwich
Take that, Subway. You just got slapped in the face with all that Quiznos meat.
The Reality of Fantasy
The Titan's Chris Johnson gets proper treatment from the folks who own CJ2K in their fantasy football leagues. You do know you should be drafting Ray Rice this year instead, right?
ESPN's other fantasy commercials worth watching: Drafting Isn't Optional and Tuesdays Can Be Worse Than Mondays.
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TrueSeaMoss Superfood
TrueSeaMoss takes wellness up a notch with 12 bold new gel flavors, from mango and pineapple to strawberry and ashwagandha. Each is packed with over 90% of essential minerals your body craves, supporting gut, skin, and immune health with pure, ocean-sourced nutrition. Sustainably harvested and handcrafted in the USA, these 100% vegan, gluten-free gels seamlessly fit into your daily routine. Whether blended into smoothies or eaten straight from the spoon, they make healthy living taste better. Grab yours now with a 15% discount using code OG5HJ6BN and fuel your body the natural way.
Presented by TrueSeaMoss.
Consult a physician before consuming any new supplement. Any health claims made are solely those of the brand and not those of Uncrate LLC.
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Earlybird CBD
Take the edge off with Earlybird, the Austin-based brand delivering full-spectrum CBD gummies that offer just the right dose of relaxation without derailing your day. Each gummy contains 2.5mg of naturally derived hemp THC for a subtle, functional buzz — perfect for unwinding without the hangover. Think of them as a warm hug for your nervous system and a smooth companion for travel, sleep, or stress. Available in Strawberry, Lemon, and Watermelon — for a feel-good intro to your new favorite ritual. Use code MDW to enjoy 20% off through Memorial Day.
Presented by Earlybird.
Consult a physician before consuming any new supplement. Any health claims made are solely those of the brand and not those of Uncrate LLC.
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Invisible Monkey
So Dodge made a commercial with a monkey in it. Then PETA bitched. So Dodge did the sensible thing and removed him from the ad. Here's the original.
Starburst Zombie
Dear Starburst, we want more commercials starring this annoyed undead gentleman. You are boring us back to death with your other commercials.
