The Boys of Fall by Kenny Chesney
Sure, you'd rather crap out sticks of computer RAM than listen to a Kenny Chesney song, but this one's worth sitting through just for the Sean Payton speech and all the football highlights.
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Madder Red by Yeasayer
We thought for sure there'd be no way Yeasayer could make a weirder video than their last one. Oh how wrong we were. Bright side: Kristen Bell stars.
F**k Me, Ray Bradbury
The most catchy, NSFW-y song about making love to a science fiction writer you'll hear all day. His reaction.
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Sling TV
Cut the cord and take control of your TV lineup with Sling TV, the ultimate live streaming service offering flexibility, affordability, and top-tier entertainment. Watch live sports, news, and your favorite shows with channels like ESPN, TBS, and TNT — perfect for catching every moment of March Madness for just $23 in your first month. Customize your experience by adding premium channels like Paramount+ with SHOWTIME, STARZ, and AMC+, giving you access to exclusive movies and shows such as Yellowstone, South Park, The Office, Friends, The Penguin, and more — all with no long-term contracts. With Sling, you decide what to watch and when to watch it—because TV should work for you.
Presented by Sling TV.
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TaylorMade P790 Irons
The latest evolution of the TaylorMade P790 irons continues to redefine the Player's Distance category, blending precision, power, and premium feel. Designed for golfers who demand both consistency and control, these irons feature a refined forged construction with a thinner topline and optimized weighting for a more responsive feel at impact. The new face material expands the sweet spot, delivering enhanced forgiveness and improved gapping for precise shot-making. A sleek, compact sole allows for smoother turf interaction, while individually optimized club designs ensure ideal launch and distance throughout the set. Whether you're attacking pins or navigating hazards, the P790 irons offer the confidence and performance to elevate your game.
Presented by TaylorMade.
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Quiznos Human Sandwich
Take that, Subway. You just got slapped in the face with all that Quiznos meat.
The Reality of Fantasy
The Titan's Chris Johnson gets proper treatment from the folks who own CJ2K in their fantasy football leagues. You do know you should be drafting Ray Rice this year instead, right?
ESPN's other fantasy commercials worth watching: Drafting Isn't Optional and Tuesdays Can Be Worse Than Mondays.
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Velocity 1970 Ford F-100
Velocity's Street Series 1970 Ford F-100 is a bold reinvention of the classic truck, blending menacing street style with modern muscle. Cloaked in triple black, it sits low on staggered Forgeline alloy wheels wrapped in Michelin Pilot Sport tires. Underneath, a Roadster Shop Spec Chassis, coilover suspension, and Baer brakes deliver razor-sharp handling, while a Gen III 5.0L Coyote V8 pushes 460 horsepower through a 10-speed automatic. On the interior, rich black Velocity Leather with white stitching, billet accents, and an Alpine touchscreen make the cabin as refined as the performance.
Presented by Velocity.
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Dr. Marty's Nature Blend Pet Food
Dr. Marty Nature's Blend is a premium freeze-dried raw dog food crafted with high-quality meats, fruits, and vegetables to support canine health and longevity. Unlike traditional dog food, its freeze-drying process preserves nutrients, mimicking a natural diet. Designed for all breeds and health conditions, this formula features a nutrient-rich blend of turkey, beef, salmon, duck, and superfoods like blueberries, spinach, and flaxseed. Prepare by just adding water, it offers a convenient, wholesome meal for your dog. Backed by a 90-day satisfaction guarantee, Nature's Blend ensures quality nutrition with no risk. Sign up today and get an exclusive 50% deal on your first order.
Presented by Dr. Marty’s.
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Invisible Monkey
So Dodge made a commercial with a monkey in it. Then PETA bitched. So Dodge did the sensible thing and removed him from the ad. Here's the original.
Starburst Zombie
Dear Starburst, we want more commercials starring this annoyed undead gentleman. You are boring us back to death with your other commercials.
