The Boys of Fall by Kenny Chesney
Sure, you'd rather crap out sticks of computer RAM than listen to a Kenny Chesney song, but this one's worth sitting through just for the Sean Payton speech and all the football highlights.
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Madder Red by Yeasayer
We thought for sure there'd be no way Yeasayer could make a weirder video than their last one. Oh how wrong we were. Bright side: Kristen Bell stars.
F**k Me, Ray Bradbury
The most catchy, NSFW-y song about making love to a science fiction writer you'll hear all day. His reaction.
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Looktech AI Glasses
Looktech AI Glasses bring cutting-edge technology to your daily life with personalized AI assistance right at your fingertips — or rather, on your face — that seamlessly integrates into your routine. By simply saying "Hey Memo," transform your efficiency with hands-free calls and music playback to object recognition, text translation, and conversation transcription, to effortlessly navigate life. Also equipped with a 13MP camera and 2K video capability, capture memories hands-free, ensuring you never miss a moment with these glasses. A 14-hour battery life and an ultra-light frame delivers all-day comfort and utility, while customizable lens options add versatility and style. From recording life's moments to managing your day, Looktech AI Glasses is the ultimate smart companion.
Presented by Looktech.
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Nike Kobe Bryant Collection
Kobe Bryant tragically passed away nearly five years ago, yet his legacy is arguably stronger than ever, with countless athletes citing his "Mamba mentality" as inspiration. Nike's Kobe Bryant Collection lets them show support on and off the court. Included are Dri-FIT essentials like shorts and tees, Therma-FIT hoodies and pants for hangouts and cool weather sessions, and, of course, a lineup of signature sneakers.
Presented by Nike.
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Quiznos Human Sandwich
Take that, Subway. You just got slapped in the face with all that Quiznos meat.
The Reality of Fantasy
The Titan's Chris Johnson gets proper treatment from the folks who own CJ2K in their fantasy football leagues. You do know you should be drafting Ray Rice this year instead, right?
ESPN's other fantasy commercials worth watching: Drafting Isn't Optional and Tuesdays Can Be Worse Than Mondays.
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Savage X Fenty V-Day Collection
Savage X Fenty's Valentine's Day Collection brings confidence, bold style, and a touch of romance, offering something special for everyone. Whether you're aiming to impress or just want to step up your game, there's something in the collection for everyone. For the guys, the Midnight Rose Satin Sleep Shirt and Boxers are perfect if you're going for that smooth, romantic vibe. Meanwhile, the Valentine Fine Cotton Boxers keep it casual and comfortable. And don't forget about her—pieces like the Heart Work Bikini Briefs bring that extra spark to make Valentine's Day unforgettable. For a limited time, new Rewards Members enjoy 60% off their first order, making now the perfect time to level up with Savage.
Presented by Savage X Fenty.
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Medterra Mood Boost Gummies
Seize the day with Medterra's Mood Boost Gummies and embrace a positive, refreshed outlook! These gummies are a delicious and effective way to enhance well-being, using natural ingredients like Saffron alongside 50mg full-spectrum hemp extract CBD, 5mg of THC, and 3mg of additional minor cannabinoids. They come in a delightful Strawberry Citrus flavor designed to reduce stress, improve focus, and brighten your day. Medterra prioritizes your happiness, ensuring a gentle, uplifting buzz and boost that keeps you feeling your best all day long.
Presented by Medterra.
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Invisible Monkey
So Dodge made a commercial with a monkey in it. Then PETA bitched. So Dodge did the sensible thing and removed him from the ad. Here's the original.
Starburst Zombie
Dear Starburst, we want more commercials starring this annoyed undead gentleman. You are boring us back to death with your other commercials.
