The Simpsons: 3 a.m.
When that really awful terrible thing happens, who do you want taking the doomsday call at three in the morning? Bill Clinton, obviously. The Simpsons puts their own spin on the Hillary Clinton campaign ad gaffe from 2008.
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First Phonographic Record Played In Space
Jack White's label Third Man Records is entering its seventh year. To celebrate, their playing the first record in space. Engineered by Kevin Carrico, the White Stripes Frontman launched a custom space-ready turntable called the Icarus Craft on a high-altitude balloon over Marsing, Idaho. Once it reached an altitude of 94,413 feet, the turntable played Third Man's three millionth record pressed.
Tour de France Freestyle Line
The Tour de France is the world's preeminent cycling road race. Sam Pilgrim is one of the world's top off-road cyclists. Pilgrim heads to the Peloton to find a slightly different route to the finish line.
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Webroot Total Protection
As the school year ramps up, so does time spent online, making back-to-school season a natural time to refresh your digital security. Webroot offers flexible protection for computers, phones, and tablets, with standalone options or multi-device bundles covering everything from suspicious links and malware to network monitoring and password management. Built to work quietly in the background, Webroot uses less device space and installs and scans quickly, helping keep everyday browsing, homework, and family routines running smoothly without unnecessary interruptions. With plans for one, three, or five devices and savings of up to 40%, it's a straightforward way to add a little more peace of mind to the new school year.
Presented by Webroot.
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Unisom Sleep Support Gummies
Unisom is expanding beyond traditional sleep aids with its new Sleep Support Gummies, a melatonin-free nightly supplement designed to help you ease into the evening naturally. The formula pairs magnesium citrate, which supports muscle relaxation and the body's natural melatonin production, with clinically tested KSM-66 ashwagandha to help manage occasional stress and promote a more restful bedtime routine. Finished in a naturally flavored Midnight Berry gummy with no artificial dyes or synthetic colors, the non-GMO, vegetarian, and gluten-free formula offers a modern approach to winding down without relying on melatonin or medicated sleep aids. It's a simple addition to an evening ritual that prioritizes consistency, clean ingredients, and everyday wellness.
Presented by Unisom.
Consult a physician before consuming any new supplement or medication. Any health claims made are solely those of the brand and not those of Uncrate.
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MTV Classic
Remember when MTV was great? Instead of this Teen Mom crap, they had shows like Beavis + Butthead, Road Rules, and Daria. They're getting ready to bring back all the good stuff by launching a new channel, featuring all the their classics. Get your MTV back when VH1 Classic becomes MTV Classic August 1, 2016.
Microburst Over Phoenix, Arizona
Microbursts are some of the most dangerous natural phenomena for aircraft. The sudden, powerful downdrafts have been linked to several fatal aircraft crashes in the past, and they can appear without warning. This timelapse of a microburst over Phoenix, Arizona shows how sudden the weather effect can happen.
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Wolves by Kanye West
Kanye West has added some visuals to his The Life of Pablo track "Wolves." Part music video and part fashion ad, the video is a combination of the rapper's two passions. The seven-minute clip sees West, Vic Mensa, Sia, his wife Kim Kardashian, and a slew of models, including Kylie Jenner, Cindy Crawford, and Jourdan Dunn, all covered in Balmain and tears.
One Year on Earth From One Million Miles Away
For one year, NASA's EPIC camera took one picture every two hours of the sunlit side of Earth. Stitching the images together in one epic timelapse, watch what a year looks like from approximately one million miles away in space.
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Carbonite Cloud Backup
Carbonite takes the stress out of protecting the files you don't realize you need until they're gone. The cloud backup service automatically saves files and photos in the background as they're created, eliminating storage caps and the hassle of manual backups. Everything is encrypted and accessible from any device, so if a laptop crashes, gets damaged, or disappears, you can restore your data to a new machine without starting from scratch. It's the kind of set-it-and-forget-it service that quietly does its job until the moment you need it most.
Presented by Carbonite.
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Hustle Essentials Tattoo Care Kit
Fresh ink deserves more than a tube of generic ointment, and the Hustle Essentials Tattoo Care Kit delivers everything needed to protect it from day one. The travel-friendly kit combines the brand's signature Tattoo Balm, a gentle foaming tattoo soap, and an easy-to-apply aftercare wrap into one streamlined system designed to keep new tattoos clean, moisturized, and protected throughout the healing process. Vegan, dermatologist-tested, and trusted by tattoo artists around the world, the collection removes the guesswork from aftercare while helping preserve crisp lines and vibrant color long after you leave the studio.
Presented by Hustle Butter.
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Batman v Superman: The Fundamental Flaw
DC's Batman v Superman didn't receive the response the franchise had hoped for. With many critics citing it as being too grim, The Nerdwriter has a different theory. In this video essay, he argues that the real flaw is director Zack Snyder's desire to create memorable movie moments.
The Evolution of Matt Damon
Matt Damon, America's blonde-headed boy-next-door. The kid from Boston has had a career that's now well into its second decade, and Burger Fiction takes a look back at Matt's evolution as an actor.
