The Video Dating Tape of Desmondo Ray
This is Desmondo Ray, aged 33 and 3/4. He is lonely with love to offer.
This is Desmondo Ray, aged 33 and 3/4. He is lonely with love to offer.
Booze + Laser guns + More Booze = Star Drunk.
Using Vine as their medium, GE set out to hold the world's first six-second science fair. After receiving over 600 projects, they created this four-minute compilation of some of their favorites.
Daily supplementation gets a more deliberate approach with the Emerson Multivitamin, a physician-formulated blend built to simplify and strengthen a routine. Designed around 13 core vitamins and over 20 additional nutrients and antioxidants, it delivers comprehensive support for energy, immune function, cognitive performance, and overall health in a single daily system. Each dose is engineered to provide at least 100% of essential daily values, helping fill nutritional gaps without overcomplication, while premium ingredients like CoQ10, green tea extract, and resveratrol round out the formula. Finished in mint-essenced capsules for easier intake and packaged as a 30-day supply, it's a streamlined, no-nonsense foundation for staying consistent and performing at a higher level.
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Built for long days that start in the surf and end somewhere near the bar, Brixton's latest trunk lineup balances heritage styling with modern performance without leaning too hard into either. The Blitz Boardshort is the more aggressive option, a lightweight stretch trunk cut from quick-dry polyester and spandex with a water-repellent finish, invisible zip pocket, drainage eyelet, and bold graphic treatments that push beyond the standard washed-out beach palette. Available in both 19-inch and 21-inch outseams, it is engineered to move cleanly from paddle-outs to pool decks with minimal fuss. Countering it is the Classic Trunk 17", a stripped-back staple with clean lines, minimal branding, and an easy shorter cut that feels rooted in vintage surf culture while still delivering dependable quick-dry performance. Together, the collection hits the sweet spot between technical utility and everyday wearability, exactly where Brixton tends to do its best work.
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Here are eight quick and amazingly useless life hacks you probably won't ever use.
That pale, lifeless complexion is the least of your worries. Here are the more serious side effects that come along with life as a hermit.
A street food ninja goes Mortal Kombat on a Shawarma wrap. Finish him.
Eric "Mean Melin" Melin shreds his way to victory at the 2013 Air Guitar World Championship.
This is our shortcut to the good stuff on Amazon. It's an ongoing Uncrate-vetted list we'll be adding to and subtracting from. It's your field guide to use before wading through Amazon's millions of mediocre listings. It's our handpicked, battle-tested lineup of the clever, the durable, and the legitimately worth buying. The pieces that punch above their price, hold up in the real world, and never miss. In other words: the Amazon aisle curated by someone with taste.
From the courts to the terminal, Nike's Elite Varsity Backpack has you covered. A large main compartment fits a full-size basketball, while a separate bottom pocket keeps shoes and gear isolated. An exterior front pocket provides quick access to smaller essentials, and a trolley sleeve allows it to attach easily to luggage for away games. Designed for daily use, the backpack also includes an internal laptop sleeve that fits up to 16 inches and a plush-lined top pocket for valuables. Air Max shoulder straps add comfort, rounding out a durable build made from 100% polyester
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Morgan Freeman joins in on the Symphony of Science action as John "melodysheep" Boswell remixes the cosmos until they hurt.
Only Devin Super Tramp can make near-death experiences look like so much fun.