Totally Devoted
True friends never let friends leave the house with half-painted moobs. NCAA Football 12 is in stores now.
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100 Years Of Converse
"Born in basketball, raised by rock & roll." Celebrating a hundred years of Converse.
Your Only Job Is Watching Football
Rest easy all you wall-burrowing critters, Monday Night Football is coming September 12.
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Simple Weight Loss Coaching
Watch any live television, and you'll probably see a commercial promoting the new wave of GLP-1 weight loss injections. Simple takes a different, medication-free approach built by a team of medical experts to build an approach that helps users form healthy habits that drive real results. After filling out a detailed survey, users can unlock their personalized weight loss plan including nutritional analysis features, easy food logging and daily workout plans with everything from strength training to yoga. So far, they have helped over 13 million users lose millions of pounds. With Simple, you can lose weight without spending every day in the gym, and right now, you can save 50% when you sign up through the link below.
Presented by Simple App.
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Trashie
Trashie's Take Back Bag is the easiest way to get rid of clothing and other textiles you do not need anymore. Simply buy a bag (or a bundle of them) fill it up, mail it back, and Trashie will ensure those items never make it to landfills, rerouting them to third-party retailers Trashie individually vets for compatibility. That means your old T-shirt, depending on its condition, could end up going to someone in need or being broken down to create carpet padding or pet bed filling, among other things. You earn exactly $30 in TrashieCash for each bag you send back, which you can redeem for deals — direct cash equivalent or a certain percentage off — to buy yourself new things from your favorite brands.
Presented by Trashie.
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Tron: Duct Tape Commercial
Duck Brand's showing who's the MCP of the duct tape mainframe.
State of Chaos Commercial
Like a good neighbor State Farm is there, with an Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device.
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Five Infuzed THC Seltzers
Low-calorie and alcohol-free, Five's Infuzed THC Seltzers let you unwind with no regrets. They're designed to replace traditional booze, with 2mg of delta-9 THC, 2mg of CBD, and additional cannabinoids to deliver good vibes with every sip. The buzz will begin in under 15 minutes, and because it's plant-powered, you can relax and enjoy the ride without worrying about the hangover that inevitably follows. Naturally flavored in Black Cherry, Grapefruit, and Guava Passionfruit, each refreshing can is just 40 calories, allowing you to savor the moment guilt-free.
Presented by Five CBD.
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MyStories Mother's Day
This Mother's Day, skip the clichés and give a gift that truly matters. MyStories turns your mother's life into a beautifully written, hardcover keepsake, capturing her memories, milestones, and wisdom through a guided storytelling process. From childhood recollections to life lessons, MyStories handles the interviews, editing, and design, delivering a custom legacy book she'll treasure forever. It's effortless for you, unforgettable for her, and unlike anything else she'll receive. Make this Mother's Day memorable with her story, beautifully told.
Presented by MyStories.
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Wasting Water Is Weird
Wasting water is weird. Not as weird as sitting in a stranger's kitchen wearing jorts and a wife beater featuring a mysterious yellow stain while making offensive noises for the sake of water conservation, but still weird.
Full Of Bologna
Even more strange than his lack of invisibility, Hardee's is selling bologna.
