What It Would Be Like To Have A Portal Gun
A person with a Portal gun is like an A-hole with Jedi powers. It's just a terrible idea.
A person with a Portal gun is like an A-hole with Jedi powers. It's just a terrible idea.
Mix a water jet pack with a jet ski and you have the Jetovator. Powered by your personal watercraft, the latest in aerial water vehicles will take you to heights of 30 feet, speeds of 25 miles-per-hour, and hospitals of orthopedic medicine.
Internet prankster Ed Bassmaster hits the streets of Beverly Hills to trick non-celebrities — sorry, Larry King — into thinking he's their biggest fan.
Protein powders are everywhere, but few treat sourcing and refinement as seriously as Onnit Grass Fed Whey Isolate Protein. Built around non-GMO whey isolate sourced from grass-fed Irish dairy cows, each serving delivers 20 grams of complete protein with most fats and carbs filtered out, resulting in a cleaner formula designed to support muscle recovery and lean performance. The isolate format preserves the full amino acid profile while improving purity and mixability, making it equally suited for post-workout recovery or daily nutritional support. With its smooth vanilla profile and minimalist approach, it reflects Onnit's broader philosophy that performance starts with better inputs and fewer compromises.
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Tinto Amorío's Chaand Sampler brings together four standout natural wines crafted for the modern table. The centerpiece is Chaand, a limited-production red blend of Carignan and Zinfandel from Mendocino made through semi-carbonic maceration with only 250 cases produced. It's joined by three organic bottles: the cherry-forward Jajaja, the golden-hued, skin-contact Bheeyo, and the bright, tropical Monje. Each wine is vegan, low in sulfites, and made with zero added sugar, showcasing clean, minimal-intervention winemaking at its best. Whether you're gifting or hosting, this collection captures the artistry and vibrance of natural wine culture in every pour. Enjoy 15% off orders of $50+ with code UNCRATE15.
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Mike Tyson performs on Jimmy Kimmel Live with just a guitar and a special someone on his mind.
Jerky — bacon's equally delicious portable brother — got a special Sasquatch tribute from mosaic artist Jason Mecier, made entirely from Jack Link's products.
So many questions, so little time. That's why the guys at Red Letter Media had to condense 30 minutes worth of unanswered questions left by Ridley Scott's Prometheus into a manageable 4-minute video. Contains spoilers.
A glimpse inside his mind of athlete and artist Mickey Smith in his Vimeo Award-winning action sports film.
Hair loss may be inevitable, but Nutrafol approaches it as a system worth optimizing, not disguising. Built around a whole-body philosophy, the brand's physician-formulated, drug-free supplements target the underlying drivers of thinning hair, including stress, hormones, metabolism, and aging, rather than relying on cosmetic fixes. Its Men 50+ formula reflects that precision, designed specifically for the biological shifts that come with age and clinically tested to support thicker, fuller hair, improved coverage, and reduced shedding in as little as three to six months. Backed by dozens of clinical studies and trusted by dermatologists and healthcare professionals, Nutrafol treats hair growth less like a quick intervention and more like long-term maintenance for a changing system.
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Luca Faloni's City Jacket elevates the everyday outer layer with Italian craftsmanship and purposeful design. Tailored in a rich midnight blue that pairs effortlessly with both tailored and casual outfits, it blends structure with mobility so you look sharp whether you're navigating the city streets or heading out for the night. Premium fabrics and thoughtful construction mean it wears comfortably across seasons while maintaining a refined silhouette that feels at home in any setting. It's a versatile jacket that strikes the rare balance of effortless style and dependable performance.
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Jurjen Versteeg's Vimeo Award-winning motion graphic tells the history of the title sequence through his own title sequence.