Your Only Job Is Watching Football
Rest easy all you wall-burrowing critters, Monday Night Football is coming September 12.
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Tron: Duct Tape Commercial
Duck Brand's showing who's the MCP of the duct tape mainframe.
State of Chaos Commercial
Like a good neighbor State Farm is there, with an Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device.
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Tinto Amorio Chaand Wine Sampler
Tinto Amorío's Chaand Sampler brings together four standout natural wines crafted for the modern table. The centerpiece is Chaand, a limited-production red blend of Carignan and Zinfandel from Mendocino made through semi-carbonic maceration with only 250 cases produced. It's joined by three organic bottles: the cherry-forward Jajaja, the golden-hued, skin-contact Bheeyo, and the bright, tropical Monje. Each wine is vegan, low in sulfites, and made with zero added sugar, showcasing clean, minimal-intervention winemaking at its best. Whether you're gifting or hosting, this collection captures the artistry and vibrance of natural wine culture in every pour. Enjoy 15% off orders of $50+ with code UNCRATE15.
Presented by Tinto Amorio.
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Upway
Selling an e-bike usually means dealing with flaky buyers, lowball offers, and awkward meetups. Upway replaces that entire process with a streamlined online alternative built specifically for pre-owned electric bikes. Sellers fill out a quick two-minute form, receive a guaranteed offer within 48 hours, then ship the bike using a box and prepaid label provided by Upway or schedule a home pickup. Once the bike arrives at the company's refurbishment hub, payment is issued via bank transfer, Venmo, or PayPal. The result is a faster, more predictable way to sell your ride while giving the bike a second life through professional refurbishment.
Presented by Upway.
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Wasting Water Is Weird
Wasting water is weird. Not as weird as sitting in a stranger's kitchen wearing jorts and a wife beater featuring a mysterious yellow stain while making offensive noises for the sake of water conservation, but still weird.
Full Of Bologna
Even more strange than his lack of invisibility, Hardee's is selling bologna.
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Adidas Iconics
Snoop Dogg, Dwight Howard, and Josh Smith make up Adidas' incrowd of originals in their latest commercial.
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The James Brand Elko Knife
The James Brand updates its compact Elko knife with refinements based on previous models. The design features a smaller profile, improved grip pattern, and a more ergonomic shape for better control. A 1.6-inch blade made from Sandvik 12C27 stainless steel provides a rigid, corrosion-resistant edge suited for everyday tasks. Focused on portability and straightforward utility The James Brand designed the Elko for keychain carry and EDC loadouts. Whether it's your primary tool or a backup, its size and form transitions easily from outdoor use to daily carry.
Presented by James Brand.
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BODi Fitness Programs
Ranked the best fitness app for 2026 by CNN Underscored, BODi is a comprehensive training platform built around consistency and scale. The program delivers professional workout plans accessible online and through the app, structured to support regular training at home or on the move. A digital membership offers access to more than 140 trainers and a selection of efficient 10-minute workouts designed for busy schedules. For a deeper commitment, members can tap into BODi's full library of over 8,000 workouts spanning beginner to advanced levels. For a limited time, subscriptions start at $99 for the first /year or grab , with a 10-minute workout plan available for $10/month.
Presented by BODi.
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Medal of Honor Cat
This fearless feline proves he's no pussy when he puts himself in the line of fire.
The Walking Dead Season 2 Preview
Well, more like 40 seconds of a bullet-to-brain zombie headshot.
