Your Only Job Is Watching Football
Rest easy all you wall-burrowing critters, Monday Night Football is coming September 12.
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Tron: Duct Tape Commercial
Duck Brand's showing who's the MCP of the duct tape mainframe.
State of Chaos Commercial
Like a good neighbor State Farm is there, with an Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device.
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Fatty15 Nutritional Supplement
Fatty15's "Your Essential Fatty Acid" supplement focuses on a single, science-backed fat, pentadecanoic acid (C15:0), in a clean, vegan-friendly capsule designed to support long-term cellular health. C15:0 helps strengthen cell membranes against oxidative damage, supports metabolic, liver, immune, and cognitive health, and may improve sleep, energy stability, and overall resilience. Packaged in refillable, eco-conscious bottles and free from preservatives or fillers, it is a low-burden supplement that fits easily into daily routines while supporting overall wellness.
Presented by Fatty15.
Consult a physician before consuming any new supplement. Any health claims made are solely those of the brand and not those of Uncrate LLC.
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Fold Bitcoin Gift Card
The Fold Bitcoin Gift Card™ makes gifting simple and meaningful. Each gift card lets you give up to $500 in bitcoin securely. Put the world's best-performing asset of the past decade directly into someone's hands. Available at Kroger stores nationwide and online.
Presented by Fold.
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Wasting Water Is Weird
Wasting water is weird. Not as weird as sitting in a stranger's kitchen wearing jorts and a wife beater featuring a mysterious yellow stain while making offensive noises for the sake of water conservation, but still weird.
Full Of Bologna
Even more strange than his lack of invisibility, Hardee's is selling bologna.
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Adidas Iconics
Snoop Dogg, Dwight Howard, and Josh Smith make up Adidas' incrowd of originals in their latest commercial.
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Men's Wearhouse Holiday Event
Men's Wearhouse is the go-to destination for holiday style that lasts well beyond the season. From tailored suits and crisp dress shirts to soft sweaters and refined accessories, every gift helps him look sharp for every occasion. Whether you're shopping early or grabbing last-minute finds, you'll discover timeless pieces for parties, family gatherings, and everything in between. And once the holidays wind down, Men's Wearhouse keeps the spirit alive with post-holiday sales on premium menswear making it the perfect time to refresh his wardrobe for the new year.
Presented by Men's Wearhouse.
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Dollar Shave Club Black Friday Event
This holiday season, smooth is the standard. For a limited time from November 3 to December 17, The Season of Smooth turns chaos into calm with up to 50% off select products. Then get ready for the 5 Days of Deals from November 27 to December 1—five days of unbeatable savings on grooming essentials, bulk blades, and electric favorites. Whether you're building your own routine or gifting smarter this year, every deal delivers that effortless polish that defines a true smooth operator. Spend $25 or more to receive a free gift with purchase, and explore curated gift guides packed with practical presents everyone will actually use. It's the season to shop smart, gift well, and look great doing it.
Presented by Dollar Shave Club.
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Medal of Honor Cat
This fearless feline proves he's no pussy when he puts himself in the line of fire.
The Walking Dead Season 2 Preview
Well, more like 40 seconds of a bullet-to-brain zombie headshot.
