Perhaps the toughest thing about life is not having ready access to bacon — either you're away from the kitchen, or your favorite brunch spot, and you get a craving that you just can't satisfy. Now, you could always have a supply of bacon on-hand, but that's messy, and hardly practical. But with Go Bacon, you can have bacon at your fingertips, in the form of delicious bacon jerky. Held in a portable four-by-six-inch resealable package, Go Bacon fits perfectly in the pocket of your pants or jacket, so it can go anywhere you do. Each package contains one-and-a-half ounces of premium, jerkied bacon, available in either original or a spicy sriracha flavor. Bacon lovers, rejoice.
As hard as it is to admit it, there are more options out there than standard American Bacon when you're looking for your pork fix — with Bacons of the World ($300), you get all the bacon this great nation has to offer, plus a few bonuses. With your purchase, you'll receive quarterly shipments of five pounds each, made up of half American Bacon, and half a second type. You'll get Guanciale, unsmoked Italian pig cheek; English Bacon, smoked loin with belly attached; Pancetta, the Italian cousin of American Bacon; and Holiday Bacon, a specially seasoned version of American Bacon.