F**k Me, Ray Bradbury
The most catchy, NSFW-y song about making love to a science fiction writer you'll hear all day. His reaction.
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Quiznos Human Sandwich
Take that, Subway. You just got slapped in the face with all that Quiznos meat.
The Reality of Fantasy
The Titan's Chris Johnson gets proper treatment from the folks who own CJ2K in their fantasy football leagues. You do know you should be drafting Ray Rice this year instead, right?
ESPN's other fantasy commercials worth watching: Drafting Isn't Optional and Tuesdays Can Be Worse Than Mondays.
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Mint Mobile
Make the smart choice with premium wireless starting at just $15/month. Cut the nonsense of traditional carriers—stores, salespeople, hidden fees—for fast, reliable service on the nation's largest 5G network. Whether you're streaming or using a hotspot, you get high-speed data, unlimited talk and text, and the freedom to keep your own phone and number. Setup is seamless with an instantly activated eSIM, or get your SIM card shipped to you for free. For anyone looking to gain independence, it's wireless that works—so you can put your money where it matters.
Presented by Mint Mobile.
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RawChemistry For Him Cologne Spray
RawChemistry's Pheromone Cologne blends natural oils and balanced pheromones to boost attraction and confidence. Made in micro batches without alcohol or silicone, it features notes of bergamot, lavender, and patchouli that adapt to your body chemistry for a clean, magnetic scent that feels as natural as it smells.
Presented by RawChemistry.
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Invisible Monkey
So Dodge made a commercial with a monkey in it. Then PETA bitched. So Dodge did the sensible thing and removed him from the ad. Here's the original.
Starburst Zombie
Dear Starburst, we want more commercials starring this annoyed undead gentleman. You are boring us back to death with your other commercials.
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Denon+ Audio Subscription
Denon+ reimagines how you experience premium audio with a subscription that keeps you ahead of the tech curve. Starting with Denon PerL true wireless earbuds and now expanding to Denon Home wireless speakers (150, 250 & 350), members enjoy annual device upgrades, accidental loss protection, and exclusive perks across Denon's portfolio. Denon PerL earbuds leverage Adaptive Acoustic Technology, active noise canceling, and IPX4 weather resistance for a fully personalized listening experience, while Denon Home speakers deliver high-resolution, multi-room audio via HEOS, voice control, and streaming from all your favorite services. Denon+ isn't just audio, it's a lifestyle, blending fresh tech, convenience, and sustainable upgrades to ensure your sound stays cutting-edge from your commute to your living room.
Presented by Denon+.
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MyHeritage DNA Kit
MyHeritage DNA turns your ancestry curiosity into a full-scale exploration—with just a two-minute cheek swab and a return to the lab. In about 3-4 weeks, you'll unlock an Ethnicity Estimate that breaks down your origins across more than 2,100 geographic regions, plus uncover DNA Matches that might connect you with relatives you didn't know existed. All results are delivered through CLIA- and CAP-certified processes in a secure, encrypted environment, giving you insight into your roots without sacrificing your data privacy. It's genealogical power you can hold in your palm—and a powerful tool for anyone looking to build a family history or explore their ethnic story.
Presented by MyHeritage.
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Dos Equis Most Interesting Man on Manscaping
To shave or not to shave, there is no question.
Kenny Powers K-Swiss Tubes Commercial
Kenny Powers and Jeremy Shockey promote K-Swiss Tubes. TUBES! See all of the commercials.
