Doritos is crashing the Superbowl again and here's one of the entries that didn't quite make the cut. Just thinking about their rejection has us crying unicorn tears.
The Dark Side clouds everything. Especially your good judgement.
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You're not a true sports fan until you've eaten another man's chest hair.