Bulletproof, buoyant, and an optional hookah bar — the Ramsmobile RM-X2 promises to be one of the most insane SUVs available. The Belarus-based company unveiled the RM-X2 at the Frankfurt Auto Show, billing it as a "multipurpose hypercar" with four trim packages and cutting-edge design. The carbon fiber exterior recalls a sharpened Humvee with rear-hinged scissor doors and minimal front and rear overhangs. A supercharged Corvette ZR-1 LS V8 makes 999 horsepower, with a 6.6-liter GM diesel V8 also available, with hints of a plug-in hybrid system — good for 0-60 in 3.3 seconds with the LS engine. A glass dash runs the width of the interior, with sculpted leather seats complementing the futuristic design and red lighting. The RM-X2 will start at $999,999, with a fully-loaded version topping out at three times that.