The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of North America

There are loads of books out there for bird lovers, but until now, nothing for those that love to hate birds. The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of North America fills the void, packed with snarky illustrations that chastise the flying animals in a funny, profane way. 50 common North American birds are featured and roasted — from the aptly re-named "White-Breasted Butt Nugget" on the cover to the easy-to-hate "Goddamned Canada Goose." The handbook also provides migratory maps, tips for birding, musings on the avian population, and a not-so-subtle reminder not to take any of it very seriously.

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