You might think you already have the best boy or girl at home. But they don't take commands or shoot a 30-foot-long arc of solid flame like 'ol Thermonator here does. Throwflame, the world's largest purveyor of at-home personal flamethrowers, has combined its ARC flamethrower with a quadrupedal robotic dog to create the Thermonator. Throwflame is taking reservations for the Thermonator now, with deliveries starting in Q3 2023. What could possibly go wrong?