15,000 Volts
Pratt Institute student Melanie Hoff creates hIgh voltage art when she pumps 15,000 volts of power into a defenseless sheet of plywood.
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Literal MS Paint Thrift Shop Video
This is f*cking awesome, literally. The lyrics from Macklemore and Ryan Lewis' hit get a literal, Microsoft Paint makeover. Slightly NSFW.
Homer Shake
It's time to hang up your helmets, folks. The Simpsons have just taken the Harlem Shake to a level that can now never be reached.
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JOYMODE Testosterone Supplements
The new elite isn't chasing hype — they're building longevity. From boardrooms to backcountry trails, a rising class of athletes, founders, and performance-first men are rewriting what it means to age well. Leading the charge is Eric Hinman: 5x Ironman, serial entrepreneur, and proof that hustle and recovery aren't opposites — they're partners. JOYMODE delivers KSM-66 Ashwagandha, Longjack, and Boron to support energy, drive, recovery, and resilience. This movement isn't about inflated egos or quick fixes—it's about showing up stronger at 6AM than you did at 26. The game doesn't end at 30. It evolves — and you evolve with it.
Presented by JOYMODE.
Consult a physician before consuming any new supplement. Any health claims made are solely those of the brand and not those of Uncrate LLC.
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SAXX Vibe Xtra Trunks
SAXX takes comfort to the next level with the all-new Vibe Xtra Trunks, featuring Stop Drop Technology — a discreet moisture-wicking layer built into the signature BallPark Pouch for all-day dryness where it matters most. Made from super-soft EcoVero fabric with a fly front, these trunks deliver lightweight, breathable comfort, plus 4-way stretch, odor resistance, and an anti-roll waistband. Flat Out Seams prevent chafing, while Three-D Fit ensures a perfect anatomical fit. Sold in a convenient three-pack, the Vibe Xtra is a premium upgrade to your daily essential.
Presented by SAXX.
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Oreo Separator Machine 2
With the war between cookie and cream raging on, a pair of toy scientists join the Oreo-separating research with their own satisfying machine.
Second Chance Buzzer Beater
Whether it's a tip in, three-pointer, or half-court hail marry, everyone loves a last-second buzzer beater. Down by two, New Rochelle's Khalil Edney threw the ball away during a last-second inbounds play that could have put the game into overtime. Looking like it was all over, Edney stole back the ball and totally redeemed himself when he heaved in a half-court shot, creating the most intese 2.9 seconds of our lives.
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Branded Bills
Built for those who wear their legacy as comfortably as their cap, Branded Bills has become a staple for men who merge grit with identity. What started with premium headwear has evolved into a full collection of purpose-driven gear — crafted to handle early mornings, late nights, and everything in between. Every piece, from their Signature Series hats to all-season outerwear, carries a tailored ruggedness that works just as well on mountain trails as it does at Monday's 9AM. With clean silhouettes, heritage-inspired logos, and materials built to last, Branded Bills outfits a lifestyle where ambition and authenticity intersect.
Presented by Branded Bills.
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Vita Coco
Crack open summer with a twist of the tropics — Vita Coco isn't just coconut water, it's peak hydration. Whether you're reaching for the Original, spiking your senses with Pineapple, or riding the duo wave of Peach & Mango, each sip hits like a hammock in motion. Packed with electrolytes, nutrients, and just enough island attitude to revive you from boardroom burnout or beach-day bliss, Vita Coco is the closest thing to a vacation in a carton. No passport needed — just thirst.
Presented by Vita Coco.
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Star Wars Interjections
Learn some grammer, you half-witted, scruffy-looking Nerf herder, with this after-school-style Star Wars special.
Mercedes-Benz G63 AMG 6x6
Mercedes has introduced this six-wheeled beast to haunt your dreams.
