Butter is clearly superior, fools.
So you're telling me Alicia Keys is not singing "I've become a wet dream tomato"? I'm not even sure I like the song now.
The invention of the towel is deeply rooted in Turkish culture. That's why Parachute's use of superior 100% long-staple Turkish cotton from the Aegean region is significant. The Sheet features a ribbed dobby design and provides more than 66% more coverage than their Towel. And it's all connected using Parachute's Aerocotton Technology — a process where fibers are spun, so air passes through the cotton to create extra long yarns. The result is an exceptionally fluffy and absorbent Bath Sheet that you'll look forward to using.
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Built for an active lifestyle, the All Day Every Day Pant is more stylish than traditional sweats, and more comfortable than any pair of jeans. In a huge shift away from the baggy, boring sweatpants you only break out in private around the house, Public Rec has created a leisure pant that is not only better fitting than any sweats you've had because they come in numbered waist and length sizing, but are also made with an ultra-soft, durable nylon and spandex fabric blend that wicks away moisture. You've always wanted to wear sweats in public without looking like you've given up, and the All Day Every Day Pant gives you outdoor style paired with indoor comfort to make that dream a reality.
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Pardon me, but we've uncovered some never-before-seen footage of what transpired after two gentlemen shared a jar of Grey Poupon on that fateful day many years ago. The aftermath is a sight to behold, full of scoundrels and pork loins.