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So you're telling me Alicia Keys is not singing "I've become a wet dream tomato"? I'm not even sure I like the song now.
So you're telling me Alicia Keys is not singing "I've become a wet dream tomato"? I'm not even sure I like the song now.
Pardon me, but we've uncovered some never-before-seen footage of what transpired after two gentlemen shared a jar of Grey Poupon on that fateful day many years ago. The aftermath is a sight to behold, full of scoundrels and pork loins.
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Solving a Rubik's cube while juggling is pretty impressive. Especially since you can't juggle or solve a Rubik's cube.
After redefining luxury skincare, Augustinus Bader is applying the same scientific rigor to haircare. Powered by Professor Augustinus Bader's patented TFC8 technology, a platform backed by more than 30 years of research, the collection is designed to support healthier, stronger, and fuller-looking hair from root to tip while addressing signs of damage and scalp imbalance. The lineup spans everything from The Shampoo and The Conditioner to targeted treatments like The Hair Oil, The Leave-In Hair Treatment, The Scalp Treatment, and The Hair Revitalizing Complex supplement, with each formula clinically tested to deliver measurable results. Rather than masking problems, Augustinus Bader's approach focuses on creating the ideal environment for healthier hair, bringing the same breakthrough innovation that transformed skincare to an entirely new category.
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HairMax's LaserBand 272 brings clinical hair-growth technology into a form factor designed for convenience, combining 272 medical-grade lasers with a flexible, hands-free design that treats the entire scalp in as little as 90 seconds per session. Using low-level laser therapy to stimulate hair follicles and promote healthier, denser-looking hair, the device offers a non-invasive approach for men and women seeking to address thinning without adding another complicated step to the routine. The patented band design parts the hair automatically to maximize laser delivery, while its cordless operation keeps the process refreshingly simple. More than a grooming gadget, the LaserBand 272 represents a high-tech approach to hair restoration that prioritizes speed and ease alongside proven light-based therapy.
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Watch pro skiier Eric Roner as he captures his umbrella-assisted skydive with a GoPro Hero3.
We thought this was nuts. And then these crazy-asses went and jumped into a giant canyon.
CinemaSins: Ruining all your favorite movies, one painfully obnoxious ding at a time.
We'll be lucky if the only thing this Lego robot ever does is sketch portraits. Those eyes and that bionic arm look way too menacing to not be part of a human-exterminating android.
As the school year ramps up, so does time spent online, making back-to-school season a natural time to refresh your digital security. Webroot offers flexible protection for computers, phones, and tablets, with standalone options or multi-device bundles covering everything from suspicious links and malware to network monitoring and password management. Built to work quietly in the background, Webroot uses less device space and installs and scans quickly, helping keep everyday browsing, homework, and family routines running smoothly without unnecessary interruptions. With plans for one, three, or five devices and savings of up to 40%, it's a straightforward way to add a little more peace of mind to the new school year.
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Simple Life takes a more approachable approach to weight management, replacing rigid dieting and calorie counting with personalized habits, daily guidance, and a little help from AI. The app builds a plan around your goals and lifestyle, then brings together food and hydration tracking, movement, fasting, weight progress, and personalized insights in one streamlined experience. Its Avo AI coach provides daily check-ins and tailored guidance, while tools like the NutriScanner make logging meals and understanding what you're eating easier. It's a modern wellness platform built around consistency rather than extremes, designed to make healthier routines feel more manageable in everyday life.
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NASA explains exactly what happened when the meteor exploded over Russia. It's pretty technical so put down the vodka, guys.
It involves two Audi RS4 Avants and hood-mounted paintball guns, and I'm pretty sure it's our favorite new sport.