So you're telling me Alicia Keys is not singing "I've become a wet dream tomato"? I'm not even sure I like the song now.
Pardon me, but we've uncovered some never-before-seen footage of what transpired after two gentlemen shared a jar of Grey Poupon on that fateful day many years ago. The aftermath is a sight to behold, full of scoundrels and pork loins.
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Solving a Rubik's cube while juggling is pretty impressive. Especially since you can't juggle or solve a Rubik's cube.
Watch pro skiier Eric Roner as he captures his umbrella-assisted skydive with a GoPro Hero3.
We thought this was nuts. And then these crazy-asses went and jumped into a giant canyon.
CinemaSins: Ruining all your favorite movies, one painfully obnoxious ding at a time.
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We'll be lucky if the only thing this Lego robot ever does is sketch portraits. Those eyes and that bionic arm look way too menacing to not be part of a human-exterminating android.
NASA explains exactly what happened when the meteor exploded over Russia. It's pretty technical so put down the vodka, guys.