A Guide to American Football
...For Liberals, Ladies, and Limeys. If you watch the NFL on a regular basis, you're not likely to learn much by watching it, but you are likely to laugh, and that's worth something, right?
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Harry Connick, Jr. Schools Idol Judges
You aren't going to impress Harry Connick, Jr. with your stale vocal licks - and he'll even break down music theory for the clueless Keith Urban and Jennifer Lopez in the process.
Oasis Video Commentary
Oasis' Noel Gallagher provides his take on some early Oasis videos - and he hates them all.
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Tinto Amorio Chaand Wine Sampler
Tinto Amorío's Chaand Sampler brings together four standout natural wines crafted for the modern table. The centerpiece is Chaand, a limited-production red blend of Carignan and Zinfandel from Mendocino made through semi-carbonic maceration with only 250 cases produced. It's joined by three organic bottles: the cherry-forward Jajaja, the golden-hued, skin-contact Bheeyo, and the bright, tropical Monje. Each wine is vegan, low in sulfites, and made with zero added sugar, showcasing clean, minimal-intervention winemaking at its best. Whether you're gifting or hosting, this collection captures the artistry and vibrance of natural wine culture in every pour. Enjoy 15% off orders of $50+ with code UNCRATE15.
Presented by Tinto Amorio.
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Caliber Fitness Coaching Program
Caliber is rewriting the playbook on personal training with a science-driven coaching program designed for busy professionals who want real results without wasting time. Caliber pairs each member with an elite coach—only 1 in 100 applicants make the cut—to deliver personalized strength, cardio, and nutrition plans through its powerful app. Members see an average 20% improvement in body composition within 3 months, all for a fraction of the cost of traditional training, starting at $200/month. For September, Caliber is knocking $100 off all coaching plans, making the smartest way to get in shape even smarter.
Presented by Caliber.
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Press Start
Odds are you remember very well the start screens of your favorite Nintendo games from back in the day. And odds are very likely you'll find them in this three-hour collection of every single NES start screen, ever — listed in alphabetical order for your convenience.
Secret McDonald's Menu Items
You could do this yourself, but it's way more fun to burden the clueless employee with doing it for you. Here's a bunch of menu items jumbled together to make up the 'secret' McDonald's menu.
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World's Tallest Waterslide
It's taller than Niagara Falls. It holds up to four riders at a time. It hits speeds of over 65 miles per hour. And it's in... Kansas City? It's Verrückt at Schlitterbahn, and it's so tall it has a hump.
Conversation Switch
Ninjas are everywhere, which means you should probably start paying a little more attention during those random conversations on the bus. Watch Stuart Edge and Calen Morelli switch places mid-conversation while talking with unsuspecting people on the street.
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MyVegas Slots
myVEGAS Slots turns casual spins into real-world perks, offering a free-to-play slots experience that rewards players with cruises, hotel stays, dining credits, and exclusive experiences. With no deposits or real-money gambling, players simply spin, earn Loyalty Points, and redeem them for tangible rewards from partners like Norwegian Cruise Line and Las Vegas resorts. It is an easy, risk-free way for slot fans to enjoy the thrill of the game while unlocking memorable experiences beyond the screen.
Presented by MyVegas.
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TribeTokes Gummies
TribeTokes' Delta-9 THC Gummies deliver a smooth, balanced experience with clean ingredients and consistent dosing designed for easygoing, social enjoyment. The lineup now adds Pineapple as a new flavor, bringing a bright, tropical twist to the mellow Buzzed effect. Approachable and reliably crafted, they offer a simple way to enjoy THC without overthinking the dose.
Presented by TribeTokes.
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Stormtroopers Twerk It
It's officially a phenomenon - even the elite fighting force of the Galactic Empire can't resist the urge to twerk it. Check out this video for Scott & Brendo's Beat Calls.
Rabbit Stampede
We're not sure exactly why they're stampeding, but there's little question that this footage of a Russian rabbit stampede — shot from a moving snowmobile — is rather amazing, if a little (lot) shaky.
