A Guide to American Football
...For Liberals, Ladies, and Limeys. If you watch the NFL on a regular basis, you're not likely to learn much by watching it, but you are likely to laugh, and that's worth something, right?
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Harry Connick, Jr. Schools Idol Judges
You aren't going to impress Harry Connick, Jr. with your stale vocal licks - and he'll even break down music theory for the clueless Keith Urban and Jennifer Lopez in the process.
Oasis Video Commentary
Oasis' Noel Gallagher provides his take on some early Oasis videos - and he hates them all.
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WeightWatchers Wegovy Pill
Prescription weight loss is becoming part of a broader wellness system, and WeightWatchers is integrating it directly into its platform with access to the Wegovy pill through its clinical program. The offering combines medical evaluation, prescription access for those who qualify, and ongoing support inside the WeightWatchers app, connecting GLP-1 treatment with proven tracking and coaching tools. Rather than replacing lifestyle change, the program is designed to work alongside it, helping manage appetite while reinforcing healthier routines. The result is a more modern approach to weight management that blends medication, accountability, and long-term habit building into a single, guided experience.
Presented by WeightWatchers.
Consult a physician before consuming any new supplement or medication. Any health claims made are solely those of the brand and not those of Uncrate.
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T-Mobile Postpaid
T-Mobile's latest push pairs its 5-Year Price Guarantee with Samsung's Galaxy S26 lineup to make a simple point: premium doesn't have to mean overpriced. New customers can get the Galaxy S26 Ultra on us, up to $1,300, with a new line on the Experience Beyond plan and no trade required, while the S26+ lands on us up to $1,100 with eligible trade. Existing customers get access to the same aggressive offers, reinforcing a rare promise of equal treatment and transparent math. Structured around 24 monthly bill credits on qualifying plans, the campaign is aimed squarely at Verizon and AT&T switchers who want flagship hardware, clear savings, and no fine-print gymnastics. Best Galaxy meets best value, without the usual hoops.
Presented by T-Mobile.
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Press Start
Odds are you remember very well the start screens of your favorite Nintendo games from back in the day. And odds are very likely you'll find them in this three-hour collection of every single NES start screen, ever — listed in alphabetical order for your convenience.
Secret McDonald's Menu Items
You could do this yourself, but it's way more fun to burden the clueless employee with doing it for you. Here's a bunch of menu items jumbled together to make up the 'secret' McDonald's menu.
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World's Tallest Waterslide
It's taller than Niagara Falls. It holds up to four riders at a time. It hits speeds of over 65 miles per hour. And it's in... Kansas City? It's Verrückt at Schlitterbahn, and it's so tall it has a hump.
Conversation Switch
Ninjas are everywhere, which means you should probably start paying a little more attention during those random conversations on the bus. Watch Stuart Edge and Calen Morelli switch places mid-conversation while talking with unsuspecting people on the street.
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Onnit Grass Fed Whey Isolate Protein
Protein powders are everywhere, but few treat sourcing and refinement as seriously as Onnit Grass Fed Whey Isolate Protein. Built around non-GMO whey isolate sourced from grass-fed Irish dairy cows, each serving delivers 20 grams of complete protein with most fats and carbs filtered out, resulting in a cleaner formula designed to support muscle recovery and lean performance. The isolate format preserves the full amino acid profile while improving purity and mixability, making it equally suited for post-workout recovery or daily nutritional support. With its smooth vanilla profile and minimalist approach, it reflects Onnit's broader philosophy that performance starts with better inputs and fewer compromises.
Presented by ONNIT.
Consult a physician before consuming any new supplement or medication. Any health claims made are solely those of the brand and not those of Uncrate.
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Hims GLP1
Unlike traditional weight loss treatments, Hims takes a clinical approach that addresses the underlying factors affecting your weight. Based on your unique needs, personalized plans and prescription options are available to align with your weight loss goals, including oral medications and GLP-1 injections. This approach combines medication with ongoing access to medical providers, meal plans, recipes, exercise guides, and sleep support. Now available 100% online or in the app, expert treatment starts at $69/month, with GLP-1 plans starting at $199/month. Streamline your program and prioritize life.
Presented by Hims.
Consult a physician before consuming any new supplement or medication. Any health claims made are solely those of the brand and not those of Uncrate.
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Stormtroopers Twerk It
It's officially a phenomenon - even the elite fighting force of the Galactic Empire can't resist the urge to twerk it. Check out this video for Scott & Brendo's Beat Calls.
Rabbit Stampede
We're not sure exactly why they're stampeding, but there's little question that this footage of a Russian rabbit stampede — shot from a moving snowmobile — is rather amazing, if a little (lot) shaky.
