A Guide to American Football
...For Liberals, Ladies, and Limeys. If you watch the NFL on a regular basis, you're not likely to learn much by watching it, but you are likely to laugh, and that's worth something, right?
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Harry Connick, Jr. Schools Idol Judges
You aren't going to impress Harry Connick, Jr. with your stale vocal licks - and he'll even break down music theory for the clueless Keith Urban and Jennifer Lopez in the process.
Oasis Video Commentary
Oasis' Noel Gallagher provides his take on some early Oasis videos - and he hates them all.
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ONNIT Alpha BRAIN Supplements
For high-performers who treat clarity and speed of mind as non-negotiables, Onnit's Alpha BRAIN delivers a focused, caffeine-free edge for those pursuing their full potential. Backed by clinical trials and over 10 million bottles sold, this nootropic supports cognitive performance — boosting memory, mental speed, and executive function with a precise blend of Alpha-GPC, L‑Theanine, Vitamin B6, and Phosphatidylserine. Whether you're strategizing, creating, gaming, or navigating high-stakes moments, Alpha BRAIN promotes alpha wave production and supports acetylcholine levels to keep your mind sharp without the crash. Available in capsules or instant powder for travel, it's a tool that doesn't just power your day — it elevates it.
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Consult a physician before consuming any new supplement. Any health claims made are solely those of the brand and not those of Uncrate LLC.
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Collars & Co. Toscano Linen and Cotton Shorts
The Toscano Linen & Cotton Shorts are the Riviera summer distilled: a breathable blend of linen and cotton that feels as effortless as a coastal breeze and tailored with Italian finesse. Featuring a modern fit and soft texture, these shorts carry you seamlessly from sun-soaked beachside escapes in Portofino to twilight strolls through Saint-Tropez. Featuring a drawstring waistband and functional pockets, they're built for warm-weather days where comfort meets understated elegance—your essential companion for every moment under the Mediterranean sun.
Presented by Collars & Co.
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Press Start
Odds are you remember very well the start screens of your favorite Nintendo games from back in the day. And odds are very likely you'll find them in this three-hour collection of every single NES start screen, ever — listed in alphabetical order for your convenience.
Secret McDonald's Menu Items
You could do this yourself, but it's way more fun to burden the clueless employee with doing it for you. Here's a bunch of menu items jumbled together to make up the 'secret' McDonald's menu.
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Bakscape Kit
Bakscape revolutionizes men's grooming with a time-saving, omni-directional shaver designed for effortless self-care. Its six precision titanium-coated foils deliver an ultra-close, irritation-free shave — whether wet or dry — while the friction-fit extendable handle ensures independent back, head, chest, and full-body grooming. Unlike bulky competitors prone to razor burn, Bakscape's sleek, efficient design offers complete coverage in just minutes, providing the ultimate grooming. Plus, enjoy 10% off your first subscription order with code BAKLBY10.
Presented by Bakscape.
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SAXX Vibe Xtra Trunks
SAXX takes comfort to the next level with the all-new Vibe Xtra Trunks, featuring Stop Drop Technology — a discreet moisture-wicking layer built into the signature BallPark Pouch for all-day dryness where it matters most. Made from super-soft EcoVero fabric with a fly front, these trunks deliver lightweight, breathable comfort, plus 4-way stretch, odor resistance, and an anti-roll waistband. Flat Out Seams prevent chafing, while Three-D Fit ensures a perfect anatomical fit. Sold in a convenient three-pack, the Vibe Xtra is a premium upgrade to your daily essential.
Presented by SAXX.
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World's Tallest Waterslide
It's taller than Niagara Falls. It holds up to four riders at a time. It hits speeds of over 65 miles per hour. And it's in... Kansas City? It's Verrückt at Schlitterbahn, and it's so tall it has a hump.
Conversation Switch
Ninjas are everywhere, which means you should probably start paying a little more attention during those random conversations on the bus. Watch Stuart Edge and Calen Morelli switch places mid-conversation while talking with unsuspecting people on the street.
