A Guide to American Football
...For Liberals, Ladies, and Limeys. If you watch the NFL on a regular basis, you're not likely to learn much by watching it, but you are likely to laugh, and that's worth something, right?
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Harry Connick, Jr. Schools Idol Judges
You aren't going to impress Harry Connick, Jr. with your stale vocal licks - and he'll even break down music theory for the clueless Keith Urban and Jennifer Lopez in the process.
Oasis Video Commentary
Oasis' Noel Gallagher provides his take on some early Oasis videos - and he hates them all.
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Nike Pegasus Premium Collection
Built for those chasing podiums, personal bests, or just peace at pace, Nike's Pegasus Collection is the trusted engine for everyday legends. Whether you're cutting through pre-dawn city loops or gunning for elevation on weekend trails, each shoe in the collection delivers serious propulsion through a trio of tech: ZoomX foam, an Air Zoom unit, and ReactX. The Pegasus Premium brings a new level of responsiveness for runners who measure their life in split seconds. The Pegasus Trail 5 grips and glides through off-road unpredictability, while the Pegasus 41 SP offers everyday performance that refuses to compromise. From streets to switchbacks, take the next step and fly with Pegasus.
Presented by Nike.
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ONNIT Alpha BRAIN Supplements
For high-performers who treat clarity and speed of mind as non-negotiables, Onnit's Alpha BRAIN delivers a focused, caffeine-free edge for those pursuing their full potential. Backed by clinical trials and over 10 million bottles sold, this nootropic supports cognitive performance — boosting memory, mental speed, and executive function with a precise blend of Alpha-GPC, L‑Theanine, Vitamin B6, and Phosphatidylserine. Whether you're strategizing, creating, gaming, or navigating high-stakes moments, Alpha BRAIN promotes alpha wave production and supports acetylcholine levels to keep your mind sharp without the crash. Available in capsules or instant powder for travel, it's a tool that doesn't just power your day — it elevates it.
Presented by ONNIT.
Consult a physician before consuming any new supplement. Any health claims made are solely those of the brand and not those of Uncrate LLC.
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Press Start
Odds are you remember very well the start screens of your favorite Nintendo games from back in the day. And odds are very likely you'll find them in this three-hour collection of every single NES start screen, ever — listed in alphabetical order for your convenience.
Secret McDonald's Menu Items
You could do this yourself, but it's way more fun to burden the clueless employee with doing it for you. Here's a bunch of menu items jumbled together to make up the 'secret' McDonald's menu.
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Laird Superfoods Lattes
Start strong — ignite your mornings with a latte ritual designed to power you through the day. Laird Superfoods' Maca Instant Latte blends freeze-dried coffee with ancient Andean maca root, and a squad of performance mushrooms (Lion's Mane, Chaga, Cordyceps, Maitake) to deliver clean energy, mental clarity, and a creamy, plant-based sip that hits harder than espresso. Whether you're chasing waves, going to the office, or catching flights, this is the upgrade your cup has been waiting for. No barista required—just add hot water and go.
Presented by Laird.
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The Collagen Co. Immunity Peptides
For those optimizing every hour of his day — ice baths at dawn, boardroom calls by noon, and flights by night — Immunity Collagen Peptides from The Collagen Co. offer a potent yet effortless boost. This Andean-inspired blend combines hydrolyzed grass-fed collagen with Vitamins C, A, D, and Zinc to support skin's immune barrier, gut defense, and joint function. With clarity, stamina, and vitality all in one scoop, it keeps you energized, resilient, and recovery-ready, without disrupting your daily routine.
Presented by The Collagen Co.
Consult a physician before consuming any new supplement. Any health claims made are solely those of the brand and not those of Uncrate LLC.
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World's Tallest Waterslide
It's taller than Niagara Falls. It holds up to four riders at a time. It hits speeds of over 65 miles per hour. And it's in... Kansas City? It's Verrückt at Schlitterbahn, and it's so tall it has a hump.
Conversation Switch
Ninjas are everywhere, which means you should probably start paying a little more attention during those random conversations on the bus. Watch Stuart Edge and Calen Morelli switch places mid-conversation while talking with unsuspecting people on the street.
