A Guide to American Football
...For Liberals, Ladies, and Limeys. If you watch the NFL on a regular basis, you're not likely to learn much by watching it, but you are likely to laugh, and that's worth something, right?
...For Liberals, Ladies, and Limeys. If you watch the NFL on a regular basis, you're not likely to learn much by watching it, but you are likely to laugh, and that's worth something, right?
You aren't going to impress Harry Connick, Jr. with your stale vocal licks - and he'll even break down music theory for the clueless Keith Urban and Jennifer Lopez in the process.
Oasis' Noel Gallagher provides his take on some early Oasis videos - and he hates them all.
Once built for the indoor pitch and later claimed by skaters and streetwear purists, the Nike Gato has always thrived where precision meets style. First launched as the Nike5 Gato Street in 2010, this low-profile silhouette combined premium leather, suede, and embossed detailing with functional grip and XDR rubber — crafted for those who play fast and live faster. Now reborn for the modern city grid, the Gato returns with breezy textile underlays for breathability, a soft foam midsole, and that unmistakable gum sole grip. It's not just a comeback — it's a crossover. This revival is for those who look to the past and gain more traction for the future.
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Designed for performance and everyday comfort, the Men's Sport Trainer Sock Bundle showcases six pairs of premium organic cotton socks built for movement. Featuring a blister tab, cushioned sole, and ribbed arch bands, they provide superior support whether you're crushing a workout or relaxing during the weekend. Crafted in England from GOTS-certified organic cotton, these socks prioritize sustainability and ensure ethical sourcing and fair working conditions. A seamless toe finish adds a touch of luxury, proving that high-performance gear doesn't have to compromise comfort or style.
Presented by Peper Harow.
Odds are you remember very well the start screens of your favorite Nintendo games from back in the day. And odds are very likely you'll find them in this three-hour collection of every single NES start screen, ever — listed in alphabetical order for your convenience.
You could do this yourself, but it's way more fun to burden the clueless employee with doing it for you. Here's a bunch of menu items jumbled together to make up the 'secret' McDonald's menu.
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Cut from pure Italian linen and crafted in Northern Italy, Luca Faloni's Bermuda shorts don't chase trends — they define a way of life. Their garment-dyed hues echo Amalfi frescos and Riviera skies, while an internal drawstring and horn button closure deliver comfort without compromise. Whether you're meandering cobbled alleys in search of the perfect sea urchin spaghetti or slipping into sun-drenched silence on a private terrace above Positano, these shorts whisper of leisure with intention. For men who savor nuance, curate color, and choose stillness over spectacle, this is summer — tailored, tasteful, and timeless.
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It's taller than Niagara Falls. It holds up to four riders at a time. It hits speeds of over 65 miles per hour. And it's in... Kansas City? It's Verrückt at Schlitterbahn, and it's so tall it has a hump.
Ninjas are everywhere, which means you should probably start paying a little more attention during those random conversations on the bus. Watch Stuart Edge and Calen Morelli switch places mid-conversation while talking with unsuspecting people on the street.