Amazing Sword
If you only buy one sword this year, make it this one. Absolutely effortless 9-minute demonstration of the sword's awesome powers. Don't miss the meat boots.
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Quiznos Human Sandwich
Take that, Subway. You just got slapped in the face with all that Quiznos meat.
The Reality of Fantasy
The Titan's Chris Johnson gets proper treatment from the folks who own CJ2K in their fantasy football leagues. You do know you should be drafting Ray Rice this year instead, right?
ESPN's other fantasy commercials worth watching: Drafting Isn't Optional and Tuesdays Can Be Worse Than Mondays.
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Roderer Harry Aviator Sunglasses
The Roderer Harry Aviator Polarized Sunglasses are more than just eyewear — they're a signal. Handcrafted from stainless steel and finished in Gunmetal Black, they sharpen the timeless aviator silhouette into something bolder, more precise. Polarized lenses cut glare with surgical clarity, while innovative spring hinges and a flawless fit keep pace with high-speed itineraries and jet-set agendas. Subtle branding, a travel-ready case, and five global finishes round out the details. Whether you're stepping off a G650 or onto the flightline, takeoff towards the future.
Presented by Roderer.
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Pair Eyewear
Pair Eyewear introduces its new Mixed Material Collection, with three fresh base frame colors — Tortoise/Gold, Pink Clear/Rose Gold, and Green Clear/Gold — offering a stylish upgrade to five fan-favorite shapes. Whether you're after the timeless edge of Tortoise/Gold, the romantic charm of Pink Clear/Rose Gold, or the grounded cool of Green Clear/Gold, this collection brings elevated versatility to your everyday look. Each frame is crafted in-house and to reflect your evolving style in the highest quality eyewear possible.
Presented by Pair Eyewear.
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Invisible Monkey
So Dodge made a commercial with a monkey in it. Then PETA bitched. So Dodge did the sensible thing and removed him from the ad. Here's the original.
Starburst Zombie
Dear Starburst, we want more commercials starring this annoyed undead gentleman. You are boring us back to death with your other commercials.
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Vena Xtra Bliss High Potency Gummies
Experience Vena's latest euphoric release with Xtra Bliss High Potency THC Gummies — especially crafted to uplift your spirits and provide an extra boost throughout the day. Each gummy is infused with 10mg THC, 10mg CBD, and 2mg CBG, delivering a perfectly balanced blend of relaxation and energy. Whether you're winding down for the evening or seeking a moment of bliss during the day, these red raspberry-flavored gummies offer a dreamy escape letting stress melt away — one gummy at a time.
Presented by Vena.
Consult a physician before consuming any new supplement. Any health claims made are solely those of the brand and not those of Uncrate LLC.
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PATRICKS Plus Range Shampoo and Conditioner
Hair loss may start quietly, but PATRICKS Plus Range makes sure it doesn't stay that way. Crafted with cutting-edge actives like Capixyl, Redensyl, Baicapil, and Procapil, this award-winning shampoo and conditioner duo works at the root — blocking DHT, boosting circulation, and reigniting follicle activity. Designed for daily use and all hair types, it's the ultimate ritual for men who demand thicker, stronger, fuller hair without compromise. Whether you're fighting fallout or fortifying for the future, the Plus Range turns your daily wash into a powerful defense, marrying advanced biotech with refined self-care.
Presented by PATRICKS.
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Dos Equis Most Interesting Man on Manscaping
To shave or not to shave, there is no question.
Kenny Powers K-Swiss Tubes Commercial
Kenny Powers and Jeremy Shockey promote K-Swiss Tubes. TUBES! See all of the commercials.
