Amazing Sword
If you only buy one sword this year, make it this one. Absolutely effortless 9-minute demonstration of the sword's awesome powers. Don't miss the meat boots.
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Quiznos Human Sandwich
Take that, Subway. You just got slapped in the face with all that Quiznos meat.
The Reality of Fantasy
The Titan's Chris Johnson gets proper treatment from the folks who own CJ2K in their fantasy football leagues. You do know you should be drafting Ray Rice this year instead, right?
ESPN's other fantasy commercials worth watching: Drafting Isn't Optional and Tuesdays Can Be Worse Than Mondays.
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HairMax LaserBand 82 Device
HairMax's LaserBand 82 ComfortFlex takes a clinical approach to restoring fuller, healthier hair with real medical-grade lasers. Delivering 1,230mW of therapeutic light energy directly to the scalp, it stimulates follicles to reverse thinning, restart natural growth cycles, and increase density over time. A flexible band design and soft-touch teeth keep treatments comfortable, while its proven red light therapy tech makes it one of the most efficient at-home solutions for tackling hair loss.
Presented by Hairmax.
Consult a physician before use. Any health claims made are solely those of the brand and not those of Uncrate LLC.
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London Sock Co. Simply Trainer Socks
London Sock Company's Classic Trainer socks are lightweight, breathable Scottish Lisle cotton essentials built for comfort and style. This 12-pair set offers versatile colors with subtle ribbing and logo detail, perfect for slipping into trainers while keeping a polished, understated look.
Presented by London Sock Co.
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Invisible Monkey
So Dodge made a commercial with a monkey in it. Then PETA bitched. So Dodge did the sensible thing and removed him from the ad. Here's the original.
Starburst Zombie
Dear Starburst, we want more commercials starring this annoyed undead gentleman. You are boring us back to death with your other commercials.
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Velocity Ford Bronco Blackout
Velocity's 1976 Ford Bronco Blackout pairs vintage attitude with modern muscle. Finished in Arabian Gray with blacked-out badging, bumpers, and a family-style roll cage, it makes an unmistakable first impression. Inside, upgraded leather and a Pioneer touchscreen with Apple CarPlay add comfort and tech, while a Gen III 5.0L Coyote V8 and 10-speed automatic deliver 460 horsepower. Wilwood brakes, coil spring suspension, and 17-inch Method Race Wheels complete a build that turns every drive into a statement.
Presented by Velocity.
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MetMo Helico MK2
Fusing industrial design and tactile therapy the MetMo Helico MK2 is the world's first helical gear fidget toy. Choose between two mesmerizing styles, Herringbone or Spur, each engineered for endless motion and meditative focus. The MK2 refines the desk toy experience by stripping out the gimmicks and doubling down on satisfaction. Whether you're mastering gear tricks, clicking magnets to annoy your coworkers, or simply zoning out between tasks, the Helico MK2 offers a satisfying escape in your palm.
Presented by MetMo.
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Dos Equis Most Interesting Man on Manscaping
To shave or not to shave, there is no question.
Kenny Powers K-Swiss Tubes Commercial
Kenny Powers and Jeremy Shockey promote K-Swiss Tubes. TUBES! See all of the commercials.
