Amazing Sword
If you only buy one sword this year, make it this one. Absolutely effortless 9-minute demonstration of the sword's awesome powers. Don't miss the meat boots.
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Quiznos Human Sandwich
Take that, Subway. You just got slapped in the face with all that Quiznos meat.
The Reality of Fantasy
The Titan's Chris Johnson gets proper treatment from the folks who own CJ2K in their fantasy football leagues. You do know you should be drafting Ray Rice this year instead, right?
ESPN's other fantasy commercials worth watching: Drafting Isn't Optional and Tuesdays Can Be Worse Than Mondays.
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FORME Life Fitness Mirror
While it looks like a sleek, full-length mirror, beyond the reflective surface is a complete personal strength studio. Created by Swiss Designer Yves Béhar and entrepreneur Trent Ward, the FORME Life comes in two modes — a Screen-Only Studio and a Full Studio with resistance pulleys that fold away from sight when not in use. Both versions feature a diverse library of body and mind exercises to suit every individual training style and need. To ensure you get the most out of every workout, machine learning and AI technology track your progress and adjust the intensity or increase weights as your fitness levels improve, while stereoscopic two-way cameras and human-centric computer vision keep your form and technique in check. The device is expected to ship this fall and you can secure your place in line with a pre-order in the meantime.
Presented by FORME.
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Lightning Clutch: Vintage Watch Vol. 183
The vintage watch market continues to explode with well worn and like-new treasures from the past. To celebrate the iconic timepieces that collectors and aficionados covet, Lightning Clutch dedicated an entire issue to vintage watches. All the big boys are represented, from Rolex to Omega and Tudor, along with a section dedicated to U.S. military classics. Each watch is featured with prices ranges, specs, and full-color spreads. The issue is written in Japanese other than the titles, and it's an eye-catching addition to your coffee table or bookshelf.
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Invisible Monkey
So Dodge made a commercial with a monkey in it. Then PETA bitched. So Dodge did the sensible thing and removed him from the ad. Here's the original.
Starburst Zombie
Dear Starburst, we want more commercials starring this annoyed undead gentleman. You are boring us back to death with your other commercials.
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Project Black TR1 Tactical Respirator
Originally designed for military personnel, the TR1 is the original tactical respirator. The sleek, compact, breathable mask features a metal snap to hold it in place securely, as well as a medical-grade silicone seal that fits securely without leaving marks or messing with facial hair. It's even compatible with glasses and headgear thanks to the adjustable earloop strap. Each TR1 comes with three electrostatic filters with a 98.6% effectiveness rating and a modular carry pouch and is in stock and ready to ship right now.
Presented by Project Black
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Magic Spoon
While delicious, cereal has gotten a bad rap for its low nutritional value and high sugar content. Magic Spoon seeks to restore its honor with its healthy, mature take on the morning staple. Their versions amp up the protein to 11 grams while lowering net carbs to 3 and calories to just 110 per serving. Plus, they aren't full of artificial nonsense and happen to be gluten and grain-free. Miraculously, they've managed to do all of this while maintaining the sweet, satisfying flavors from your childhood. Now available in Peanut Butter and Honey Nut.
Presented by Magic Spoon.
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Dos Equis Most Interesting Man on Manscaping
To shave or not to shave, there is no question.
Kenny Powers K-Swiss Tubes Commercial
Kenny Powers and Jeremy Shockey promote K-Swiss Tubes. TUBES! See all of the commercials.
