Amazing Sword
If you only buy one sword this year, make it this one. Absolutely effortless 9-minute demonstration of the sword's awesome powers. Don't miss the meat boots.
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Quiznos Human Sandwich
Take that, Subway. You just got slapped in the face with all that Quiznos meat.
The Reality of Fantasy
The Titan's Chris Johnson gets proper treatment from the folks who own CJ2K in their fantasy football leagues. You do know you should be drafting Ray Rice this year instead, right?
ESPN's other fantasy commercials worth watching: Drafting Isn't Optional and Tuesdays Can Be Worse Than Mondays.
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Vita Coco
Crack open summer with a twist of the tropics — Vita Coco isn't just coconut water, it's peak hydration. Whether you're reaching for the Original, spiking your senses with Pineapple, or riding the duo wave of Peach & Mango, each sip hits like a hammock in motion. Packed with electrolytes, nutrients, and just enough island attitude to revive you from boardroom burnout or beach-day bliss, Vita Coco is the closest thing to a vacation in a carton. No passport needed — just thirst.
Presented by Vita Coco.
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Five Infuzed THC Seltzers
Low-calorie and alcohol-free, Five's Infuzed THC Seltzers let you unwind with no regrets. They're designed to replace traditional booze, with 2mg of delta-9 THC, 2mg of CBD, and additional cannabinoids to deliver good vibes with every sip. The buzz will begin in under 15 minutes, and because it's plant-powered, you can relax and enjoy the ride without worrying about the hangover that inevitably follows. Naturally flavored in Black Cherry, Grapefruit, and Guava Passionfruit, each refreshing can is just 40 calories, allowing you to savor the moment guilt-free.
Presented by Five CBD.
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Invisible Monkey
So Dodge made a commercial with a monkey in it. Then PETA bitched. So Dodge did the sensible thing and removed him from the ad. Here's the original.
Starburst Zombie
Dear Starburst, we want more commercials starring this annoyed undead gentleman. You are boring us back to death with your other commercials.
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Medterra Daily Delight Gummies
We could all use a little extra delight in our lives. Medterra's Daily Delight Gummies use a balanced blend of THC and CBD to enhance everyday activities. Each gluten-free gummy delivers 25mg of full-spectrum CBD, 5mg of THC, and 3mg of minor cannabinoids to balance out the buzz. They're also third-party lab-tested for purity, made from USA-grown, non-GMO hemp, and easily cut in half (or quarters) for personalized dosing, ensuring an ideal mix of relaxation and joy every time.
Presented by Medterra.
Consult a physician before consuming any new supplement. Any health claims made are solely those of the brand and not those of Uncrate LLC.
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Luca Faloni Bermuda Shorts
Cut from pure Italian linen and crafted in Northern Italy, Luca Faloni's Bermuda shorts don't chase trends — they define a way of life. Their garment-dyed hues echo Amalfi frescos and Riviera skies, while an internal drawstring and horn button closure deliver comfort without compromise. Whether you're meandering cobbled alleys in search of the perfect sea urchin spaghetti or slipping into sun-drenched silence on a private terrace above Positano, these shorts whisper of leisure with intention. For men who savor nuance, curate color, and choose stillness over spectacle, this is summer — tailored, tasteful, and timeless.
Presented by Luca Faloni.
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Dos Equis Most Interesting Man on Manscaping
To shave or not to shave, there is no question.
Kenny Powers K-Swiss Tubes Commercial
Kenny Powers and Jeremy Shockey promote K-Swiss Tubes. TUBES! See all of the commercials.
