Amazing Sword
If you only buy one sword this year, make it this one. Absolutely effortless 9-minute demonstration of the sword's awesome powers. Don't miss the meat boots.
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Quiznos Human Sandwich
Take that, Subway. You just got slapped in the face with all that Quiznos meat.
The Reality of Fantasy
The Titan's Chris Johnson gets proper treatment from the folks who own CJ2K in their fantasy football leagues. You do know you should be drafting Ray Rice this year instead, right?
ESPN's other fantasy commercials worth watching: Drafting Isn't Optional and Tuesdays Can Be Worse Than Mondays.
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JOYMODE Testosterone Supplements
The new elite isn't chasing hype — they're building longevity. From boardrooms to backcountry trails, a rising class of athletes, founders, and performance-first men are rewriting what it means to age well. Leading the charge is Eric Hinman: 5x Ironman, serial entrepreneur, and proof that hustle and recovery aren't opposites — they're partners. JOYMODE delivers KSM-66 Ashwagandha, Longjack, and Boron to support energy, drive, recovery, and resilience. This movement isn't about inflated egos or quick fixes—it's about showing up stronger at 6AM than you did at 26. The game doesn't end at 30. It evolves — and you evolve with it.
Presented by JOYMODE.
Consult a physician before consuming any new supplement. Any health claims made are solely those of the brand and not those of Uncrate LLC.
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Five Infuzed THC Seltzers
Low-calorie and alcohol-free, Five's Infuzed THC Seltzers let you unwind with no regrets. They're designed to replace traditional booze, with 2mg of delta-9 THC, 2mg of CBD, and additional cannabinoids to deliver good vibes with every sip. The buzz will begin in under 15 minutes, and because it's plant-powered, you can relax and enjoy the ride without worrying about the hangover that inevitably follows. Naturally flavored in Black Cherry, Grapefruit, and Guava Passionfruit, each refreshing can is just 40 calories, allowing you to savor the moment guilt-free.
Presented by Five CBD.
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Invisible Monkey
So Dodge made a commercial with a monkey in it. Then PETA bitched. So Dodge did the sensible thing and removed him from the ad. Here's the original.
Starburst Zombie
Dear Starburst, we want more commercials starring this annoyed undead gentleman. You are boring us back to death with your other commercials.
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Paul & Shark Riviera Collection
Paul & Shark's Riviera collection blends Italian elegance with maritime heritage, channeling the spirit of Capri through refined silhouettes, Liberty of London prints, and performance-driven fabrics. From linen shirts and turtlenecks to the high-tech Typhoon® Silk bomber, the collection offers timeless summer essentials that merge luxury with utility. Rooted in a legacy dating back to 1957, Paul & Shark has evolved from iconic sailing sweaters into a globally recognized lifestyle brand — anchored in craftsmanship, performance, and a deep commitment to sustainability.
Presented by Paul & Shark.
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Luca Faloni Summer Collection
Luca Faloni's Summer 2025 collection redefines effortless elegance, channeling Italian craftsmanship into warm-weather essentials that move seamlessly from sunlit terraces to rooftop cocktails. Think Portofino shirts and tailored trousers that strike a balance between relaxed and refined, pairing breathable feel with silhouettes sharpened by subtle design. Each piece, meticulously woven in Northern Italy, projects quiet confidence: versatile enough for a coastal stroll yet polished for the urban playbook. Take full advantage of summer's rhythm and indulge in Luca Faloni's latest collection of refined essentials.
Presented by Luca Faloni.
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Dos Equis Most Interesting Man on Manscaping
To shave or not to shave, there is no question.
Kenny Powers K-Swiss Tubes Commercial
Kenny Powers and Jeremy Shockey promote K-Swiss Tubes. TUBES! See all of the commercials.
