F**k Me, Ray Bradbury
The most catchy, NSFW-y song about making love to a science fiction writer you'll hear all day. His reaction.
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Quiznos Human Sandwich
Take that, Subway. You just got slapped in the face with all that Quiznos meat.
The Reality of Fantasy
The Titan's Chris Johnson gets proper treatment from the folks who own CJ2K in their fantasy football leagues. You do know you should be drafting Ray Rice this year instead, right?
ESPN's other fantasy commercials worth watching: Drafting Isn't Optional and Tuesdays Can Be Worse Than Mondays.
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Five Infuzed THC Seltzers
Low-calorie and alcohol-free, Five's Infuzed THC Seltzers let you unwind with no regrets. They're designed to replace traditional booze, with 2mg of delta-9 THC, 2mg of CBD, and additional cannabinoids to deliver good vibes with every sip. The buzz will begin in under 15 minutes, and because it's plant-powered, you can relax and enjoy the ride without worrying about the hangover that inevitably follows. Naturally flavored in Black Cherry, Grapefruit, and Guava Passionfruit, each refreshing can is just 40 calories, allowing you to savor the moment guilt-free.
Presented by Five CBD.
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Velocity 1970 Ford F-100
Velocity's Street Series 1970 Ford F-100 is a bold reinvention of the classic truck, blending menacing street style with modern muscle. Cloaked in triple black, it sits low on staggered Forgeline alloy wheels wrapped in Michelin Pilot Sport tires. Underneath, a Roadster Shop Spec Chassis, coilover suspension, and Baer brakes deliver razor-sharp handling, while a Gen III 5.0L Coyote V8 pushes 460 horsepower through a 10-speed automatic. On the interior, rich black Velocity Leather with white stitching, billet accents, and an Alpine touchscreen make the cabin as refined as the performance.
Presented by Velocity.
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Invisible Monkey
So Dodge made a commercial with a monkey in it. Then PETA bitched. So Dodge did the sensible thing and removed him from the ad. Here's the original.
Starburst Zombie
Dear Starburst, we want more commercials starring this annoyed undead gentleman. You are boring us back to death with your other commercials.
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Dr. Marty's Nature Blend Pet Food
Dr. Marty Nature's Blend is a premium freeze-dried raw dog food crafted with high-quality meats, fruits, and vegetables to support canine health and longevity. Unlike traditional dog food, its freeze-drying process preserves nutrients, mimicking a natural diet. Designed for all breeds and health conditions, this formula features a nutrient-rich blend of turkey, beef, salmon, duck, and superfoods like blueberries, spinach, and flaxseed. Prepare by just adding water, it offers a convenient, wholesome meal for your dog. Backed by a 90-day satisfaction guarantee, Nature's Blend ensures quality nutrition with no risk. Sign up today and get an exclusive 50% deal on your first order.
Presented by Dr. Marty’s.
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MyHeritage DNA
Uncover your family's history with MyHeritage DNA, the leading platform for tracing ancestry across 2,114 geographic regions. With 33 billion historical records, 9.2 million DNA profiles, and AI-powered tools to restore old family photos, MyHeritage transforms genealogy into a journey of discovery. If your roots trace back to the U.K., pair your DNA results with a heritage tour and walk the same streets your ancestors once did, from medieval castles to historic villages. With a 14-day free trial and 50% off MyHeritage's Genealogy Plan, now is the perfect time to explore your past—because history isn't just in books, it's in your DNA.
Presented by MyHeritage.
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Dos Equis Most Interesting Man on Manscaping
To shave or not to shave, there is no question.
Kenny Powers K-Swiss Tubes Commercial
Kenny Powers and Jeremy Shockey promote K-Swiss Tubes. TUBES! See all of the commercials.
