F**k Me, Ray Bradbury
The most catchy, NSFW-y song about making love to a science fiction writer you'll hear all day. His reaction.
The most catchy, NSFW-y song about making love to a science fiction writer you'll hear all day. His reaction.
Take that, Subway. You just got slapped in the face with all that Quiznos meat.
The Titan's Chris Johnson gets proper treatment from the folks who own CJ2K in their fantasy football leagues. You do know you should be drafting Ray Rice this year instead, right?
ESPN's other fantasy commercials worth watching: Drafting Isn't Optional and Tuesdays Can Be Worse Than Mondays.
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So Dodge made a commercial with a monkey in it. Then PETA bitched. So Dodge did the sensible thing and removed him from the ad. Here's the original.
Dear Starburst, we want more commercials starring this annoyed undead gentleman. You are boring us back to death with your other commercials.
To shave or not to shave, there is no question.
Kenny Powers and Jeremy Shockey promote K-Swiss Tubes. TUBES! See all of the commercials.
Nike blends vintage running heritage with modern performance in a silhouette that pairs a moccasin-inspired suede upper with the brand's iconic Waffle outsole. The soft suede upper nods to classic runners, while a foam midsole adds lightweight cushioning suited for mixed terrain. Underfoot, the rubber Waffle tread delivers the grip and durability that made the original design famous. The result is a versatile trainer that moves easily between road, trail, and everyday wear.
Presented by Nike.
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Girls gone wild (for ice cream) thanks to one man's robotic creation.
John C. Reilly and some drunk dude help show why Edison was such an asshole.