Gatling Slingshot Crossbow
From the guy who brought you the Machete Slingshot, here's a full-auto slingshot crossbow that fires at 906 rounds-per-minute. Is there some kind of zombie-apocalypse we should know about?
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Make Beef Stroganoff And Fight A Ninja
With the growing ninja population, knowing how to make beef stroganoff while fighting off a ninja is crucial. Now if he comes on meatloaf night, you're screwed.
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How To Pee In Public
Six techniques to better you in the art of micturating in public. We prefer "The Newspaper Tube", but you just have to find what works for you.
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Vena Happy Place Seltzers
Happy Place Skinny Mocktail seltzers provide a guilt-free, low-calorie alternative to traditional drinks. Offering a balanced blend of 2mg THC and 2mg CBD for a feel-good buzz without the hangover. At just 15 calories per can and flavors like Margarita, Citrus Spritz, and Mojito, these seltzers are the ultimate way to unwind. Made with natural ingredients and full-spectrum hemp extract, they deliver effortless enjoyment while helping you relax and refresh. Escape to your happy place with confidence, knowing you'll wake up ready to tackle the day ahead.
Presented by Vena.
Consult a physician before consuming any new supplement. Any health claims made are solely those of the brand and not those of Uncrate LLC
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Aspinal of London Boston Travel Bag
Simple and understated, Aspinal of London's Boston Duffle Travel Bag is luxury without excess. Handcrafted from fine full-grain leather, the single-opening duffle shape fits all the essentials needed for a weekend getaway or trip to the gym. Inside is a beautiful Argyle silk lining. Rugged top handles and a detachable shoulder strap make it the perfect grab-and-go.
Presented by Aspinal of London.
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Machete Slingshot
For those of you who are finding that merely throwing your machete isn't giving you the results you need, here's the machete slingshot. Just leave it to the stupid experts.
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Formula 1 Secrets
Formula One driver Mark Webber, takes us out of the cockpit and into the inner workings of these beasts go for the first in a series of edutainment animation for My Inner Secrets.
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amp AI-Powered Home Fitness
Enjoy intelligent training from the comfort of your home with the considered design of amp. The clean lines and digital resistance system create a strength training experience that adapts to your progress in real time, while your phone's built-in camera tracks your movements to help perfect your form. Move through over 400 exercises using five premium accessories, from focused strength sessions to flowing Pilates workouts. With 30 different arm positions and configurations, amp adjusts seamlessly to your space and routine, making strength training feel intuitive and natural. Pre-order now for $99 and experience fitness technology that finally puts design and intelligence on equal footing.
Presented by amp.
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Nike Air Max Dn
The Nike Air Max Dn redefines comfort and innovation with its cutting-edge Dynamic Air unit system. Designed for a smooth, responsive ride, this sneaker features dual-pressure tubes that adapt to every step. Complementing its futuristic design, the Air Max Dn's next-generation Air technology delivers an ultra-reactive feel from heel to toe, ensuring all-day comfort and support. The lightweight, breathable multilayered mesh upper, combined with plush foam cushioning, is made with at least 50% recycled content by weight — merging sustainability with performance-level energy. Whether for everyday wear or high-energy outings, the Air Max Dn continues the legacy of Air Max innovation.
Presented by Nike.
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United We Rise
The Peop1e Project is fighting to redefine definitions indefinitely though this video of Charlie Chaplin's 1940 speech in The Great Dictator, played to scenes from the Middle East. It just shows that after 70 years we are still machine men, with machine minds, and machine hearts.
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Lego March Madness
In honor of those who never left your couch all weekend, here are the greatest moments in March Madness history, told through the awesomeness of legos.
