Gatling Slingshot Crossbow
From the guy who brought you the Machete Slingshot, here's a full-auto slingshot crossbow that fires at 906 rounds-per-minute. Is there some kind of zombie-apocalypse we should know about?
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Make Beef Stroganoff And Fight A Ninja
With the growing ninja population, knowing how to make beef stroganoff while fighting off a ninja is crucial. Now if he comes on meatloaf night, you're screwed.
How To Pee In Public
Six techniques to better you in the art of micturating in public. We prefer "The Newspaper Tube", but you just have to find what works for you.
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TrueSeaMoss Superfood
TrueSeaMoss takes wellness up a notch with 12 bold new gel flavors, from mango and pineapple to strawberry and ashwagandha. Each is packed with over 90% of essential minerals your body craves, supporting gut, skin, and immune health with pure, ocean-sourced nutrition. Sustainably harvested and handcrafted in the USA, these 100% vegan, gluten-free gels seamlessly fit into your daily routine. Whether blended into smoothies or eaten straight from the spoon, they make healthy living taste better. Grab yours now with a 15% discount using code OG5HJ6BN and fuel your body the natural way.
Presented by TrueSeaMoss.
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Nike Jordan CMFT Era
Good-looking shoes you can actually wear all day? Enter the Jordan CMFT Era. Blending design cues from the AJ1 and AJ6, these kicks channel classic Jordan heritage with modern-day comfort. The upper mixes real and synthetic leather for structure, lightweight textiles for breathability, and soft foam underfoot that keeps you moving from early mornings to late nights. Durable rubber soles grip where it counts, making these an easy choice when style and comfort need to clock in for the full shift.
Presented by Nike.
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Machete Slingshot
For those of you who are finding that merely throwing your machete isn't giving you the results you need, here's the machete slingshot. Just leave it to the stupid experts.
Formula 1 Secrets
Formula One driver Mark Webber, takes us out of the cockpit and into the inner workings of these beasts go for the first in a series of edutainment animation for My Inner Secrets.
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Nike Vomero 18 Running Shoes
Given the size of the heel, you'd be forgiven for thinking Nike's Vomero 18 running shoes were designed for hardcore racers. Instead, their dual-density midsole of lightweight ZoomX foam and responsive ReactX foam is designed to give everyday runners the most cushioned ride possible. The upper is made from engineered mesh for breathability, while the plush tongue and lining boost comfort. On the bottom, the outsole sports a pod system with a new traction pattern for added agility and smoother heel-to-toe transitions. Now available in an eye-popping bright green, orange, and silver colorway.
Presented by Nike.
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Five Infuzed THC Seltzers
Low-calorie and alcohol-free, Five's Infuzed THC Seltzers let you unwind with no regrets. They're designed to replace traditional booze, with 2mg of delta-9 THC, 2mg of CBD, and additional cannabinoids to deliver good vibes with every sip. The buzz will begin in under 15 minutes, and because it's plant-powered, you can relax and enjoy the ride without worrying about the hangover that inevitably follows. Naturally flavored in Black Cherry, Grapefruit, and Guava Passionfruit, each refreshing can is just 40 calories, allowing you to savor the moment guilt-free.
Presented by Five CBD.
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United We Rise
The Peop1e Project is fighting to redefine definitions indefinitely though this video of Charlie Chaplin's 1940 speech in The Great Dictator, played to scenes from the Middle East. It just shows that after 70 years we are still machine men, with machine minds, and machine hearts.
Lego March Madness
In honor of those who never left your couch all weekend, here are the greatest moments in March Madness history, told through the awesomeness of legos.
