Gatling Slingshot Crossbow
From the guy who brought you the Machete Slingshot, here's a full-auto slingshot crossbow that fires at 906 rounds-per-minute. Is there some kind of zombie-apocalypse we should know about?
From the guy who brought you the Machete Slingshot, here's a full-auto slingshot crossbow that fires at 906 rounds-per-minute. Is there some kind of zombie-apocalypse we should know about?
With the growing ninja population, knowing how to make beef stroganoff while fighting off a ninja is crucial. Now if he comes on meatloaf night, you're screwed.
Six techniques to better you in the art of micturating in public. We prefer "The Newspaper Tube", but you just have to find what works for you.
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For those of you who are finding that merely throwing your machete isn't giving you the results you need, here's the machete slingshot. Just leave it to the stupid experts.
Formula One driver Mark Webber, takes us out of the cockpit and into the inner workings of these beasts go for the first in a series of edutainment animation for My Inner Secrets.
Pair Eyewear introduces its new Mixed Material Collection, with three fresh base frame colors — Tortoise/Gold, Pink Clear/Rose Gold, and Green Clear/Gold — offering a stylish upgrade to five fan-favorite shapes. Whether you're after the timeless edge of Tortoise/Gold, the romantic charm of Pink Clear/Rose Gold, or the grounded cool of Green Clear/Gold, this collection brings elevated versatility to your everyday look. Each frame is crafted in-house and to reflect your evolving style in the highest quality eyewear possible.
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The Peop1e Project is fighting to redefine definitions indefinitely though this video of Charlie Chaplin's 1940 speech in The Great Dictator, played to scenes from the Middle East. It just shows that after 70 years we are still machine men, with machine minds, and machine hearts.
In honor of those who never left your couch all weekend, here are the greatest moments in March Madness history, told through the awesomeness of legos.