Gatling Slingshot Crossbow
From the guy who brought you the Machete Slingshot, here's a full-auto slingshot crossbow that fires at 906 rounds-per-minute. Is there some kind of zombie-apocalypse we should know about?
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Make Beef Stroganoff And Fight A Ninja
With the growing ninja population, knowing how to make beef stroganoff while fighting off a ninja is crucial. Now if he comes on meatloaf night, you're screwed.
How To Pee In Public
Six techniques to better you in the art of micturating in public. We prefer "The Newspaper Tube", but you just have to find what works for you.
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Tinto Amorio Chaand Wine Sampler
Tinto Amorío's Chaand Sampler brings together four standout natural wines crafted for the modern table. The centerpiece is Chaand, a limited-production red blend of Carignan and Zinfandel from Mendocino made through semi-carbonic maceration with only 250 cases produced. It's joined by three organic bottles: the cherry-forward Jajaja, the golden-hued, skin-contact Bheeyo, and the bright, tropical Monje. Each wine is vegan, low in sulfites, and made with zero added sugar, showcasing clean, minimal-intervention winemaking at its best. Whether you're gifting or hosting, this collection captures the artistry and vibrance of natural wine culture in every pour. Enjoy 15% off orders of $50+ with code UNCRATE15.
Presented by Tinto Amorio.
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Nike LD-1000 Flyknit
Born in 1977 during Nike's formative years, the LD-1000 was pioneered with long-distance runners in mind offering stability through every stride with its unique flared heel. As one of Nike's earliest endeavors into performance footwear, it helped cement Nike's legacy in the athletic sphere building its reputation as an olympic winner. Today, the LD-1000 returns with its original DNA woven into a Flyknit upper for a durable and breathable fit, combined with a durable waffle outsole, bringing retro running heritage into a street-ready revival that honors the past with modern running technology.
Presented by Nike.
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Machete Slingshot
For those of you who are finding that merely throwing your machete isn't giving you the results you need, here's the machete slingshot. Just leave it to the stupid experts.
Formula 1 Secrets
Formula One driver Mark Webber, takes us out of the cockpit and into the inner workings of these beasts go for the first in a series of edutainment animation for My Inner Secrets.
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United We Rise
The Peop1e Project is fighting to redefine definitions indefinitely though this video of Charlie Chaplin's 1940 speech in The Great Dictator, played to scenes from the Middle East. It just shows that after 70 years we are still machine men, with machine minds, and machine hearts.
Lego March Madness
In honor of those who never left your couch all weekend, here are the greatest moments in March Madness history, told through the awesomeness of legos.
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GNC Creatine Supplements
GNC is rethinking the creatine aisle with a new performance-focused lineup that scales from beginner staples to fully stacked muscle-support systems. The range starts with the straightforward Pro Performance Creatine Monohydrate, delivering the research-backed 5-gram dose athletes have trusted for decades, before moving into more advanced territory with the new Creatine + HMB formula for added recovery support, Beyond Raw's dual-action Creatine MonoPhate, and the flagship AMP Creabolic, a triple-action blend combining creatine, myHMB, and PeptiStrong in one scoop. Across the lineup, the focus stays on transparent formulas, clinically relevant ingredients, and banned-substance-tested performance without the proprietary blends or overbuilt stimulant formulas crowding the category.
Presented by GNC.
Consult a physician before consuming any new supplement or medication. Any health claims made are solely those of the brand and not those of Uncrate.
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Nike Vomero 18 Shoe
Nike launches the Vomero 18 with a stacked cushioning setup designed for longer miles and everyday training. The silhouette combines ZoomX foam layered above ReactX foam to create a softer ride while maintaining responsiveness underfoot. Additional outsole pods are positioned at high-contact zones to improve agility and smooth out heel-to-toe transitions across pavement, treadmills, and track surfaces. A padded tongue and reinforced upper add structure to the fit, while the retro-inspired colorway pushes the Vomero beyond running and into everyday wear equally built for early morning mileage, coffee stops, and city streets afterward.
Presented by Nike.
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Adidas Is All In
With the help of Derrick Rose, David Beckham, and Katy Perry, Adidas has packed their new commercial with enough celebrities and pro athletes, you'd think you were watching a Nike commercial.
Mad Fast Trains
Vincent Kartheiser and Rich Sommern, donning their Man Men alter egos, put their advertising know-how to good use in order to sell us on high-speed trains. If they didn't win you over with the environmental aspects, at least go for the bumper sticker.
