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Slightly cloudy with chance of heavy yarn ball downpours. (We know, we know... we said we wouldn't post cat videos.)
Slightly cloudy with chance of heavy yarn ball downpours. (We know, we know... we said we wouldn't post cat videos.)
Apparently, the 100% compostable SunChips bags are a little loud. Because of an outcry from Earth-hating Americans on Facebook, Frito-Lay has decided to go back to their old, planet-be-damned packaging.
This commercial for Tooheys Extra Dry just might make you watch where you stick your hand when grabbing for that last brew. Two words: Tongue Aliens.
Low-calorie and alcohol-free, Five's Infuzed THC Seltzers let you unwind with no regrets. They're designed to replace traditional booze, with 2mg of delta-9 THC, 2mg of CBD, and additional cannabinoids to deliver good vibes with every sip. The buzz will begin in under 15 minutes, and because it's plant-powered, you can relax and enjoy the ride without worrying about the hangover that inevitably follows. Naturally flavored in Black Cherry, Grapefruit, and Guava Passionfruit, each refreshing can is just 40 calories, allowing you to savor the moment guilt-free.
Presented by Five CBD.
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There are a billion people living without clean water. Charity Water is asking folks on their birthdays to give up gifts and instead ask for donations. Seems a bit more useful than an iPhone 4.
Levi's® has been defining American denim since 1873 — and the 512 Slim Taper carries that legacy into the modern day with precision and ease. Designed for those who want a clean silhouette without going full skinny, the 512 strikes the perfect balance with a slim fit through the thigh and a tailored taper to the ankle. It's crafted with Levi's® Flex for all-day movement and finished with sustainable details like TENCEL™ Lyocell and recycled water. Whether you're dressing it up or beating it up, this is the evolution of a classic — built to go wherever you do.
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The Toscano Linen & Cotton Shorts are the Riviera summer distilled: a breathable blend of linen and cotton that feels as effortless as a coastal breeze and tailored with Italian finesse. Featuring a modern fit and soft texture, these shorts carry you seamlessly from sun-soaked beachside escapes in Portofino to twilight strolls through Saint-Tropez. Featuring a drawstring waistband and functional pockets, they're built for warm-weather days where comfort meets understated elegance—your essential companion for every moment under the Mediterranean sun.
Presented by Collars & Co.
This is why you should never have kids of your own. It's just one big tear jerker after another.