Get Ready To Play
Slightly cloudy with chance of heavy yarn ball downpours. (We know, we know... we said we wouldn't post cat videos.)
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SunChips Compostable Bag
Apparently, the 100% compostable SunChips bags are a little loud. Because of an outcry from Earth-hating Americans on Facebook, Frito-Lay has decided to go back to their old, planet-be-damned packaging.
Beer Portal
This commercial for Tooheys Extra Dry just might make you watch where you stick your hand when grabbing for that last brew. Two words: Tongue Aliens.
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Five Infuzed THC Seltzers
Low-calorie and alcohol-free, Five's Infuzed THC Seltzers let you unwind with no regrets. They're designed to replace traditional booze, with 2mg of delta-9 THC, 2mg of CBD, and additional cannabinoids to deliver good vibes with every sip. The buzz will begin in under 15 minutes, and because it's plant-powered, you can relax and enjoy the ride without worrying about the hangover that inevitably follows. Naturally flavored in Black Cherry, Grapefruit, and Guava Passionfruit, each refreshing can is just 40 calories, allowing you to savor the moment guilt-free.
Presented by Five CBD.
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JOYMODE Testosterone Supplements
The new elite isn't chasing hype — they're building longevity. From boardrooms to backcountry trails, a rising class of athletes, founders, and performance-first men are rewriting what it means to age well. Leading the charge is Eric Hinman: 5x Ironman, serial entrepreneur, and proof that hustle and recovery aren't opposites — they're partners. JOYMODE delivers KSM-66 Ashwagandha, Longjack, and Boron to support energy, drive, recovery, and resilience. This movement isn't about inflated egos or quick fixes—it's about showing up stronger at 6AM than you did at 26. The game doesn't end at 30. It evolves — and you evolve with it.
Presented by JOYMODE.
Consult a physician before consuming any new supplement. Any health claims made are solely those of the brand and not those of Uncrate LLC.
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Charity Water
There are a billion people living without clean water. Charity Water is asking folks on their birthdays to give up gifts and instead ask for donations. Seems a bit more useful than an iPhone 4.
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Roderer Harry Aviator Sunglasses
The Roderer Harry Aviator Polarized Sunglasses are more than just eyewear — they're a signal. Handcrafted from stainless steel and finished in Gunmetal Black, they sharpen the timeless aviator silhouette into something bolder, more precise. Polarized lenses cut glare with surgical clarity, while innovative spring hinges and a flawless fit keep pace with high-speed itineraries and jet-set agendas. Subtle branding, a travel-ready case, and five global finishes round out the details. Whether you're stepping off a G650 or onto the flightline, takeoff towards the future.
Presented by Roderer.
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The Collagen Co. Immunity Peptides
For those optimizing every hour of his day — ice baths at dawn, boardroom calls by noon, and flights by night — Immunity Collagen Peptides from The Collagen Co. offer a potent yet effortless boost. This Andean-inspired blend combines hydrolyzed grass-fed collagen with Vitamins C, A, D, and Zinc to support skin's immune barrier, gut defense, and joint function. With clarity, stamina, and vitality all in one scoop, it keeps you energized, resilient, and recovery-ready, without disrupting your daily routine.
Presented by The Collagen Co.
Consult a physician before consuming any new supplement. Any health claims made are solely those of the brand and not those of Uncrate LLC.
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She's Always A Woman
This is why you should never have kids of your own. It's just one big tear jerker after another.
