I Ate All Your Halloween Candy, Again
Hide your Reese's, hide your Twix, and hide your Smarties, because Jimmy Kimmel is getting parents to snatch your candy up.
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Dragon Baby
Baby Lee Kung Fu kicks the stuffing out of his dragon, before leaving a Game of Death is his diaper.
Teardrop Windows by Ben Gibbard
Being a badass rockstar is harder than it looks, but we love you just the way your are, Ben Gibbard. The Death Cab for Cutie front man's solo debut Former Lives is available now.
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Nature's Craft Liver Support Supplement
A decade of proven results and over five million bottles sold back this full-spectrum liver support formula — a rarity in a category crowded with one-note blends. Instead of relying on a single herb, it stacks more than 20 premium, non-GMO botanicals, including Milk Thistle, Beetroot, Artichoke Leaf, Chanca Piedra, and Dandelion Root, all engineered to aid detoxification, bolster liver function, smooth digestion, and support metabolic energy. Added Choline and Zinc push it further, filling the nutritional gaps most competitors skip while reinforcing detox and immune health.
Presented by Nature's Craft.
Consult a physician before consuming any new supplement. Any health claims made are solely those of the brand and not those of Uncrate LLC.
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Hayabusa T360 Leather Boxing Gloves
The Hayabusa T360 Leather Boxing Gloves deliver pro-level performance in a premium leather build for serious training or sparring. Crafted from full-grain aniline leather, they mold to your hand over time while the ergonomic pocket and curved grip bar align your knuckles for power and precision. A triple-splint wrist support system keeps your wrist stable through every punch and the dual-strap closure with a removable inner strap ensures a secure fit. Multi-density padding absorbs impact and a moisture-regulating lining keeps hands comfortable during long sessions, making these gloves feel like an extension of your body.
Presented by Hayabusa.
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Chuck Pagano's Emotional Post-Game Speech
Get inspired this Monday morning with this emotional speech from Chuck Pagano. The Indianapolis Colts head coach left the hospital, where he is receiving treatment for leukemia, to give a powerful post-game speech to his team, after a victory over the Miami Dolphins.
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Bloopers
The best ten minutes of your day will be spent watching the Sunny In Philly crew being too funny for TV. We're not pulling your dick, bro.
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Will Ferrell Will Do Anything To Get You To Vote
Whatever it takes. He even has his own van.
Lincoln C.K.
Louis killed it on SNL last night. Our favorite was the parody of his own show.
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Kara Pure 2 Air-to-Water Dispenser
Kara Pure 2's award-winning tech turns air into alkaline-rich drinking water—no plumbing, installation, or bottle runs required. Power on the sleek, stainless steel device and it quietly produces fresh, mineral-rich water around the clock. Already a 2x TIME "Best Inventions" winner, Kara Water's cutting-edge devices work in any climate and are a favorite at hotspots like the Hilton Conrad Hotel and House of Sound NYC. Kara Pure 2 exemplifies the convergence of sustainability, technology, convenience, and design.
Presented by Kara.
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MyVegas Slots
myVEGAS Slots turns casual spins into real-world perks, offering a free-to-play slots experience that rewards players with cruises, hotel stays, dining credits, and exclusive experiences. With no deposits or real-money gambling, players simply spin, earn Loyalty Points, and redeem them for tangible rewards from partners like Norwegian Cruise Line and Las Vegas resorts. It is an easy, risk-free way for slot fans to enjoy the thrill of the game while unlocking memorable experiences beyond the screen.
Presented by MyVegas.
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Mr. Burns Endorses Romney
President Obama may have Mayor Bloomberg on his side, but Mitt Romney just scored the endorsement of C. Montgomery Burns. Although, he can't actually cast a vote for the Republican candidate, Mr. Burns and his binders full of women are setting out to explain the Mormon Mensch's shaggy dog story about an actual shaggy dog.
High School Football Star Offers Touchdown Tribute
St. Clairsville High star Michael Ferns was on his way to his 12th touchdown of the season when he stepped out of bounds 1 yard short of the end zone. In one of the classiest moves in football history, the Michigan recruit blocked for freshman Logan Thompson's first touchdown, a tribute to his father who had passed away 2 days earlier.
