I Ate All Your Halloween Candy, Again
Hide your Reese's, hide your Twix, and hide your Smarties, because Jimmy Kimmel is getting parents to snatch your candy up.
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Dragon Baby
Baby Lee Kung Fu kicks the stuffing out of his dragon, before leaving a Game of Death is his diaper.
Teardrop Windows by Ben Gibbard
Being a badass rockstar is harder than it looks, but we love you just the way your are, Ben Gibbard. The Death Cab for Cutie front man's solo debut Former Lives is available now.
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Tinto Amorio Chaand Wine Sampler
Tinto Amorío's Chaand Sampler brings together four standout natural wines crafted for the modern table. The centerpiece is Chaand, a limited-production red blend of Carignan and Zinfandel from Mendocino made through semi-carbonic maceration with only 250 cases produced. It's joined by three organic bottles: the cherry-forward Jajaja, the golden-hued, skin-contact Bheeyo, and the bright, tropical Monje. Each wine is vegan, low in sulfites, and made with zero added sugar, showcasing clean, minimal-intervention winemaking at its best. Whether you're gifting or hosting, this collection captures the artistry and vibrance of natural wine culture in every pour. Enjoy 20% off orders of $50+ using code GIFTTINTO.
Presented by Tinto Amorio.
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Nike Air Max Waffle SP
Nike merges two icons into one silhouette with the Air Max Waffle SP, combining the Tuned Air midsole of the Air Max Plus with the lightweight upper and rugged Waffle outsole of the original Waffle Trainer. The result is a modern hybrid built for all-day comfort with a clear line back to Nike's heritage, offering enhanced stability and a more responsive ride. It's a crossover built to handle mixed terrain with a confident stride that easily fits into your daily rotation.
Presented by Nike.
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Chuck Pagano's Emotional Post-Game Speech
Get inspired this Monday morning with this emotional speech from Chuck Pagano. The Indianapolis Colts head coach left the hospital, where he is receiving treatment for leukemia, to give a powerful post-game speech to his team, after a victory over the Miami Dolphins.
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Bloopers
The best ten minutes of your day will be spent watching the Sunny In Philly crew being too funny for TV. We're not pulling your dick, bro.
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Will Ferrell Will Do Anything To Get You To Vote
Whatever it takes. He even has his own van.
Lincoln C.K.
Louis killed it on SNL last night. Our favorite was the parody of his own show.
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Nike Waterproof Collection
Nike's Waterproof Collection is built for days when conditions refuse to cooperate. Designed for wet roads, muddy trails, and cold-weather miles, the lineup pairs proven performance with dependable weather protection. The Pegasus 41 GORE-TEX brings responsive cushioning and secure traction to rain-slick pavement, keeping tempo steady when the forecast turns. For routes that leave the road behind, the Pegasus Trail 5 GORE-TEX combines a ReactX midsole with an ATC outsole, delivering grip and control across unpredictable terrain. And when comfort takes priority, the Vomero 18 GORE-TEX layers ZoomX and ReactX foam with waterproof construction for a smooth, insulated ride through cold, wet conditions. When the weather shifts, this is gear designed to keep moving without compromise.
Presented by Nike.
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Caliber Fitness Coaching Program
Caliber is rewriting the playbook on personal training with a science-driven coaching program designed for busy professionals who want real results without wasting time. Caliber pairs each member with an elite coach—only 1 in 100 applicants make the cut—to deliver personalized strength, cardio, and nutrition plans through its powerful app. Members see an average 20% improvement in body composition within 3 months, all for a fraction of the cost of traditional training, starting at $200/month. For September, Caliber is knocking $100 off all coaching plans, making the smartest way to get in shape even smarter.
Presented by Caliber.
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Mr. Burns Endorses Romney
President Obama may have Mayor Bloomberg on his side, but Mitt Romney just scored the endorsement of C. Montgomery Burns. Although, he can't actually cast a vote for the Republican candidate, Mr. Burns and his binders full of women are setting out to explain the Mormon Mensch's shaggy dog story about an actual shaggy dog.
High School Football Star Offers Touchdown Tribute
St. Clairsville High star Michael Ferns was on his way to his 12th touchdown of the season when he stepped out of bounds 1 yard short of the end zone. In one of the classiest moves in football history, the Michigan recruit blocked for freshman Logan Thompson's first touchdown, a tribute to his father who had passed away 2 days earlier.
