I Ate All Your Halloween Candy, Again
Hide your Reese's, hide your Twix, and hide your Smarties, because Jimmy Kimmel is getting parents to snatch your candy up.
Hide your Reese's, hide your Twix, and hide your Smarties, because Jimmy Kimmel is getting parents to snatch your candy up.
Baby Lee Kung Fu kicks the stuffing out of his dragon, before leaving a Game of Death is his diaper.
Being a badass rockstar is harder than it looks, but we love you just the way your are, Ben Gibbard. The Death Cab for Cutie front man's solo debut Former Lives is available now.
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Get inspired this Monday morning with this emotional speech from Chuck Pagano. The Indianapolis Colts head coach left the hospital, where he is receiving treatment for leukemia, to give a powerful post-game speech to his team, after a victory over the Miami Dolphins.
The best ten minutes of your day will be spent watching the Sunny In Philly crew being too funny for TV. We're not pulling your dick, bro.
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Whatever it takes. He even has his own van.
Louis killed it on SNL last night. Our favorite was the parody of his own show.