I Ate All Your Halloween Candy, Again
Hide your Reese's, hide your Twix, and hide your Smarties, because Jimmy Kimmel is getting parents to snatch your candy up.
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Dragon Baby
Baby Lee Kung Fu kicks the stuffing out of his dragon, before leaving a Game of Death is his diaper.
Teardrop Windows by Ben Gibbard
Being a badass rockstar is harder than it looks, but we love you just the way your are, Ben Gibbard. The Death Cab for Cutie front man's solo debut Former Lives is available now.
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AWS Marketplace Glean Work AI Platform
Glean is bringing a more practical approach to enterprise AI, giving organizations a centralized way to search, understand, and act on the information scattered across their business. Its enterprise search creates a contextual knowledge graph that powers AI applications and agents, helping employees find information faster while automating repetitive tasks that can quietly consume hours of the workday. No-code tools and personalized AI assistance also make the platform accessible to employees regardless of technical expertise, providing a more secure and manageable alternative to the growing patchwork of shadow AI tools. The result is an enterprise AI platform designed to turn fragmented company knowledge into something employees can actually use.
Presented by AWS Marketplace.
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Minecraft Dungeons II
Minecraft Dungeons II takes the block-building phenomenon into a new action-RPG adventure, expanding the dungeon-crawling formula with a fresh campaign, deeper combat, and more ways to play together. Players can explore sprawling, procedurally generated environments, battle familiar Minecraft mobs and formidable new enemies, and build out their characters with customizable gear and abilities. Designed for solo players and co-op crews alike, it blends the accessible creativity of Minecraft with fast-paced action, exploration, and loot-driven progression for a new way to experience the Overworld.
Presented by Minecraft.
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Chuck Pagano's Emotional Post-Game Speech
Get inspired this Monday morning with this emotional speech from Chuck Pagano. The Indianapolis Colts head coach left the hospital, where he is receiving treatment for leukemia, to give a powerful post-game speech to his team, after a victory over the Miami Dolphins.
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Bloopers
The best ten minutes of your day will be spent watching the Sunny In Philly crew being too funny for TV. We're not pulling your dick, bro.
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Will Ferrell Will Do Anything To Get You To Vote
Whatever it takes. He even has his own van.
Lincoln C.K.
Louis killed it on SNL last night. Our favorite was the parody of his own show.
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Uncrate's 100-ish favorite things on Amazon
This is our shortcut to the good stuff on Amazon. It's an ongoing Uncrate-vetted list we'll be adding to and subtracting from. It's your field guide to use before wading through Amazon's millions of mediocre listings. It's our handpicked, battle-tested lineup of the clever, the durable, and the legitimately worth buying. The pieces that punch above their price, hold up in the real world, and never miss. In other words: the Amazon aisle curated by someone with taste.
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Magazine B: Apple Music
Apple's streaming service launched in 2015 — 2014, technically, if you remember its Beats Music roots — but Apple has had music in its DNA since the beginning. In this issue of B, the staff examines both the design and branding of the streaming service and the larger relationship between the company and the music industry, from Steve Jobs' love of Dylan and The Beatles to iTunes, the iPod, and beyond.
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Mr. Burns Endorses Romney
President Obama may have Mayor Bloomberg on his side, but Mitt Romney just scored the endorsement of C. Montgomery Burns. Although, he can't actually cast a vote for the Republican candidate, Mr. Burns and his binders full of women are setting out to explain the Mormon Mensch's shaggy dog story about an actual shaggy dog.
High School Football Star Offers Touchdown Tribute
St. Clairsville High star Michael Ferns was on his way to his 12th touchdown of the season when he stepped out of bounds 1 yard short of the end zone. In one of the classiest moves in football history, the Michigan recruit blocked for freshman Logan Thompson's first touchdown, a tribute to his father who had passed away 2 days earlier.
