I Ate All Your Halloween Candy, Again
Hide your Reese's, hide your Twix, and hide your Smarties, because Jimmy Kimmel is getting parents to snatch your candy up.
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Dragon Baby
Baby Lee Kung Fu kicks the stuffing out of his dragon, before leaving a Game of Death is his diaper.
Teardrop Windows by Ben Gibbard
Being a badass rockstar is harder than it looks, but we love you just the way your are, Ben Gibbard. The Death Cab for Cutie front man's solo debut Former Lives is available now.
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Husky Liners Weatherbeater Floor Liners
Keep your vehicle's carpets ready for whatever the road brings with Husky Liners Weatherbeater Floor Liners. Laser-measured for a vehicle-specific fit, these American-made liners use a proprietary ProGard formula that stays flexible in extreme temperatures while resisting cracking, curling, and wear. A raised FormFit Edge™ contains rain, snow, mud, and spilled coffee, while hundreds of StayPut™ Nibs help keep each liner securely in place. When the mess piles up, simply pull them out, rinse, and reinstall. Available for cars, trucks, SUVs, and vans while including a limited lifetime warranty, and delivering dependable all-weather protection without the premium price tag.
Presented by Husky Liners.
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Happy Nuts Grooming Collection
Happy Nuts is taking the awkwardness out of men's grooming with a lineup built specifically for below-the-belt comfort and care. Founded by four friends looking to solve the everyday problems of sweat, chafing, and odor, the brand offers everything from its signature Comfort Cream, a lotion-to-powder formula, to moisture-absorbing powders, anti-chafe sticks, body washes, and The Ballber electric trimmer. Plant-based ingredients like coconut oil, aloe vera, and tapioca starch help keep sensitive skin dry, comfortable, and irritation-free, while formulas skip talc, aluminum, parabens, and sulfates. With straightforward solutions, irreverent branding, and a growing range of everyday essentials, Happy Nuts is giving men's personal care a much-needed rethink.
Presented by Happy Nuts.
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Chuck Pagano's Emotional Post-Game Speech
Get inspired this Monday morning with this emotional speech from Chuck Pagano. The Indianapolis Colts head coach left the hospital, where he is receiving treatment for leukemia, to give a powerful post-game speech to his team, after a victory over the Miami Dolphins.
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Bloopers
The best ten minutes of your day will be spent watching the Sunny In Philly crew being too funny for TV. We're not pulling your dick, bro.
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Will Ferrell Will Do Anything To Get You To Vote
Whatever it takes. He even has his own van.
Lincoln C.K.
Louis killed it on SNL last night. Our favorite was the parody of his own show.
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Kenneth Cole Tully Chelsea Boot
Kenneth Cole New York gives the classic Chelsea boot a refined everyday update with the Tully. A sleek almond toe and rich bay brown suede upper keep the silhouette versatile enough for the office or a night out, while elastic gore panels and a rear pull tab make for easy on-and-off wear. Underfoot, a cushioned, removable insole and flexible rubber outsole prioritize comfort without sacrificing its clean profile. Available in medium and wide fits, the Tully is a no-fuss addition to any fall footwear rotation.
Presented by Kenneth Cole
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Advance Auto Parts Oil Change Bundle
A little routine maintenance goes a long way. Advance Auto Parts makes the next oil change easier with a wide selection of motor oils, filters, and maintenance essentials from brands like Mobil 1, Castrol, Valvoline, Pennzoil, and Royal Purple. Whether you're topping off a daily driver or prepping a high-mileage vehicle for the road ahead, its range of conventional, full synthetic, and extended-performance oils has you covered. Right now, buy five quarts of any motor oil to get a free Carquest oil filter and save an additional $10 by mail. Build a bundle with compatible oil and filters online, then pick up eligible orders in as little as 30 minutes.
Presented by Advance Auto Parts.
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Mr. Burns Endorses Romney
President Obama may have Mayor Bloomberg on his side, but Mitt Romney just scored the endorsement of C. Montgomery Burns. Although, he can't actually cast a vote for the Republican candidate, Mr. Burns and his binders full of women are setting out to explain the Mormon Mensch's shaggy dog story about an actual shaggy dog.
High School Football Star Offers Touchdown Tribute
St. Clairsville High star Michael Ferns was on his way to his 12th touchdown of the season when he stepped out of bounds 1 yard short of the end zone. In one of the classiest moves in football history, the Michigan recruit blocked for freshman Logan Thompson's first touchdown, a tribute to his father who had passed away 2 days earlier.
