I Just Bought A Whistle
After three weeks of observation, it's clear to see the NFL's replacement refs pretty much suck. They suck so much, NOC wrote this catchy song to the tune of Flo Rida's "Whistle."
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Dead Island: Riptide
The Dead Island sequel gets a trailer and it's just as depressing as the original. Dead Island: Riptide picks up where its zombie-infested predecessor left off and will arrive sometime in 2013.
Build An iPhone 5 Dock For $1
Still cursing the Apple gods for changing the adapter on the new iPhone 5? Well, Filmmaker Casey Neistat is bringing you one step closer to sanity by showing you how to make your own dock for just over a buck.
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Out of Office: The Aria
Enjoy up to 35% off rooms + $100 daily F&B credit at The AAA Five Diamond Award-winning Aria Resort and Casino. Comprised primarily of two 50-story curvilinear glass towers, the stunning architecture is matched inside by an upscale, modern vibe, a subtle vanilla scent, and enough dining and amenity options to make it a one-stop destination. Get the octopus at Carbone, enjoy a cigar in the high rollers room, and always double down.
Presented by MGM.
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HairMax LaserBand 82 Device
HairMax's LaserBand 82 ComfortFlex takes a clinical approach to restoring fuller, healthier hair with real medical-grade lasers. Delivering 1,230mW of therapeutic light energy directly to the scalp, it stimulates follicles to reverse thinning, restart natural growth cycles, and increase density over time. A flexible band design and soft-touch teeth keep treatments comfortable, while its proven red light therapy tech makes it one of the most efficient at-home solutions for tackling hair loss. Use code QCU3R818 for 10% off.
Presented by Hairmax.
Consult a physician before use. Any health claims made are solely those of the brand and not those of Uncrate LLC.
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The New Myspace
Myspace, that social media site you used to use before you started using Facebook, has done a complete overhaul. We have to say, the clean layout and vibrant pictures caught our attention. The new Myspace isn't live yet, but you can sign up for early access while you anxiously anticipate its arrival.
Insanely Accurate Mind Reader
A Belgian mind reader shocked random participants with his dead-on readings of their most personal information. Things got even crazier when he revealed the secret behind his gift.
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Timberland Premium 6-Inch Boot
Celebrating the heritage of Timberland's iconic Premium 6-Inch Boot—worn by legends from Spike Lee to Kiko Mizuhara—the Fall 2025 campaign reignites the spirit of independence and cultural relevance that has defined the boot for decades. The 6-Inch Boot is a symbol etched into culture, carrying generations from city streets to job sites without compromise. Built with rugged craftsmanship from waterproof leather, PrimaLoft® insulation, and a cushioned, fatigue-fighting interior, it delivers durability and comfort in equal measure. Beyond function, it stands as a tribute to authenticity and resilience—a benchmark that has defined icons, weathered movements, and only grown stronger with time.
Presented by Timberland.
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Promescent Delay Spray
Promescent Delay Spray is built for control and confidence—formulated with 10 mg of lidocaine per spray and powered by patented Anti-Transfer technology to keep the effects where they matter. Backed by urologists, this discreet spray design offers a doctor-recommended option for lasting performance.
Presented by Promescent.
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Designed To Move
Nike, the American College of Sports Medicine and the International Council of Sport Science and Physical Education have joined forces under the name Designed To Move to help boost the activity of today's youth. By using technology, not blaming it, over 70 organizations are on the mission to jumpstart activity across the world and give this generation their five years back.
Will It Dunk?
The destruction continues when Knicks point guard Iman Shumpert puts the iPhone 5 through the ultimate basketball test. Try not to cry, too hard.
