I Just Bought A Whistle
After three weeks of observation, it's clear to see the NFL's replacement refs pretty much suck. They suck so much, NOC wrote this catchy song to the tune of Flo Rida's "Whistle."
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Dead Island: Riptide
The Dead Island sequel gets a trailer and it's just as depressing as the original. Dead Island: Riptide picks up where its zombie-infested predecessor left off and will arrive sometime in 2013.
Build An iPhone 5 Dock For $1
Still cursing the Apple gods for changing the adapter on the new iPhone 5? Well, Filmmaker Casey Neistat is bringing you one step closer to sanity by showing you how to make your own dock for just over a buck.
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Hims GLP1
Hims is simplifying weight loss with a fully online, personalized program built around clinically proven GLP-1 treatments. The platform now offers access to FDA-approved Wegovy in both pill and pen forms, paired with tailored plans based on your health, goals, and lifestyle, all without insurance. A new membership model drops the barrier to entry to $39 for the first month and $149 thereafter, unlocking 24/7 messaging with licensed providers, a dedicated care team, and ongoing adjustments to keep progress on track. Medication starts as low as $149 per month if prescribed, with continuous guidance across nutrition, movement, and sleep. It's a streamlined, expert-led approach that replaces one-size-fits-all programs with something far more precise and accessible.
Presented by Hims.
Consult a physician before consuming any new supplement or medication. Any health claims made are solely those of the brand and not those of Uncrate.
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T-Mobile Postpaid
Switching wireless carriers has traditionally involved enough friction to keep most people exactly where they are, but T-Mobile is trying to remove that excuse with a streamlined digital process designed to get customers through checkout in 15 minutes or less per line. The experience focuses on speed and simplicity, allowing users to switch online or through the T-Life app while keeping the device they already own. To further lower the barrier, T-Mobile's Keep & Switch program offers up to $800 via virtual prepaid card to help pay off eligible phones when customers make the move, creating a proposition that is equal parts convenience and cost savings.
Presented by T-Mobile.
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The New Myspace
Myspace, that social media site you used to use before you started using Facebook, has done a complete overhaul. We have to say, the clean layout and vibrant pictures caught our attention. The new Myspace isn't live yet, but you can sign up for early access while you anxiously anticipate its arrival.
Insanely Accurate Mind Reader
A Belgian mind reader shocked random participants with his dead-on readings of their most personal information. Things got even crazier when he revealed the secret behind his gift.
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Designed To Move
Nike, the American College of Sports Medicine and the International Council of Sport Science and Physical Education have joined forces under the name Designed To Move to help boost the activity of today's youth. By using technology, not blaming it, over 70 organizations are on the mission to jumpstart activity across the world and give this generation their five years back.
Will It Dunk?
The destruction continues when Knicks point guard Iman Shumpert puts the iPhone 5 through the ultimate basketball test. Try not to cry, too hard.
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Duke Cannon Supply Co. Puck Soap
Bar soap rarely gets an upgrade, but the Duke Cannon Soap Puck rethinks the format with a compact, palm-sized design built for grip, portability, and longevity. Triple-milled for a denser, longer-lasting bar, it delivers a rich lather while holding up better than typical soaps, making it just as suited for daily showers as it is for gym bags and travel kits. Formulated with natural oils and free of phthalates, it cleans without overcomplicating things, while the rounded puck shape feels deliberate in hand. It's a small shift in form that turns a basic essential into something more considered and durable.
Presented by Duke Cannon.
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Vita Coco
Vita Coco has become the warm-weather essential for a generation constantly on the move, delivering a cleaner, more functional answer to hydration during another brutal summer of record-breaking heat. Packed with naturally occurring electrolytes — including 3.5x more than the leading sports drink — the brand's coconut water helps replenish what long commutes, beach days, workouts, and heat waves quickly drain away, without the artificial colors or overly sweet formulas crowding store shelves. Equal parts refreshing and performance-minded, Vita Coco bridges wellness and lifestyle with an easy-drinking formula that feels just as at home in a gym bag as it does beside a rooftop pool, making it one of the smartest ways to stay cool when temperatures refuse to cooperate.
Presented by Vita Coco.
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A Toy Train In Space
Father of the year Ron Fugelseth attached his 4-year-old son's favorite toy train to a weather balloon and sent it to infinite and beyond. After his hour-long trip into the stratosphere, Stanley experienced a 20 minute free fall back to Earth where he was retrieved 27 miles away by his eager companion.
