July 2011 Wins
The fortunate fools that could have just as easily ended up in this month's fail video.
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Awesome Nascar Prayer
All that was missing from Pastor Joe Nelms' Nascar Nationwide series prayer was "Dear Lord baby Jesus."
Troy Polamalu Gets His Hair Cut
When you insure your hair for a million dollars, you're just asking for someone to buzz it off.
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MetMo Pocket Grip
MetMo creates mechanical function and satisfaction into a compact, handheld format with the Pocket Grip. Combining five tools—parallel wrench, pliers, hex driver, tap, and clamp—into a single titanium body, it reimagines a century-old concept for modern carry. Adaptive jaws conform to irregular shapes, handling everything from tightening fasteners to pulling nails with controlled leverage. Precision-machined and built for durability, the Pocket Grip slips easily into a pocket or tool roll without sacrificing capability. It's a compact piece of hardware designed for those who appreciate tools that feel as good to use as they are engineered.
Presented by MetMo.
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WeightWatchers Wegovy Pill
Prescription weight loss is becoming part of a broader wellness system, and WeightWatchers is integrating it directly into its platform with access to the Wegovy pill through its clinical program. The offering combines medical evaluation, prescription access for those who qualify, and ongoing support inside the WeightWatchers app, connecting GLP-1 treatment with proven tracking and coaching tools. Rather than replacing lifestyle change, the program is designed to work alongside it, helping manage appetite while reinforcing healthier routines. The result is a more modern approach to weight management that blends medication, accountability, and long-term habit building into a single, guided experience.
Presented by WeightWatchers.
Consult a physician before consuming any new supplement or medication. Any health claims made are solely those of the brand and not those of Uncrate.
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Girl Fails
A plethora of bikini-clad beauties failing all over the place.
World Record Blob Jump
A new Guinness World Record was born in Cham, Switzerland as one man was launched 17 meters into the air with the help of three friends and a blob.
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Cornhole Prodigy
Now that three-year-old Chase has mastered cornhole, they can move on to shotgunning beer.
Steve Nash, Parking Spot Thief
Steve Nash will Prius-block your parking space and then moonwalk all over your Corolla.
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Nike Waffle Racer
Nike blends vintage running heritage with modern performance in a silhouette that pairs a moccasin-inspired suede upper with the brand's iconic Waffle outsole. The soft suede upper nods to classic runners, while a foam midsole adds lightweight cushioning suited for mixed terrain. Underfoot, the rubber Waffle tread delivers the grip and durability that made the original design famous. The result is a versatile trainer that moves easily between road, trail, and everyday wear.
Presented by Nike.
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Hims GLP1
Unlike traditional weight loss treatments, Hims takes a clinical approach that addresses the underlying factors affecting your weight. Based on your unique needs, personalized plans and prescription options are available to align with your weight loss goals, including oral medications and GLP-1 injections. This approach combines medication with ongoing access to medical providers, meal plans, recipes, exercise guides, and sleep support. Now available 100% online or in the app, expert treatment starts at $69/month, with GLP-1 plans starting at $199/month. Streamline your program and prioritize life.
Presented by Hims.
Consult a physician before consuming any new supplement or medication. Any health claims made are solely those of the brand and not those of Uncrate.
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Hail To The V
Summer's Eve is celebrating vaginas by taking a look back at historical vaginas so women will start showing their vaginas a little love. Vaginas.
The Handlebar Moustache
But paired with a snakeskin jacket, then you're ready for an old-timey, snake-fighting charity event.
