July 2011 Wins
The fortunate fools that could have just as easily ended up in this month's fail video.
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Awesome Nascar Prayer
All that was missing from Pastor Joe Nelms' Nascar Nationwide series prayer was "Dear Lord baby Jesus."
Troy Polamalu Gets His Hair Cut
When you insure your hair for a million dollars, you're just asking for someone to buzz it off.
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Ooni Halo Pro Spiral Mixer
The Ooni Halo Pro isn't just another mixer — it's a game-changer for home bakers chasing perfection. Engineered with professional mixing technology, it builds stronger gluten networks for dough that's stretchier, airier, and tastier than anything a traditional stand mixer can produce. Its dual-kneading action, featuring a spiral dough hook and breaker bar, ensures optimal gluten development for peak rise and texture. With a high-capacity, dishwasher-safe stainless steel bowl, 58-speed control, and a rugged shell built to handle serious torque, the Ooni Halo Pro is more than a mixer — it's the key to next-level pizza, bread, and pastries.
Presented by Ooni.
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Glow Shakes by The Collagen Co
Glow Shakes by The Collagen Co. offer a delicious and nutritious way to support weight loss. With just 205 calories per serving, each shake is packed with over 29 grams of hunger-curbing protein, including 17.5 grams of anti-aging Hydrolyzed Collagen Peptides to nourish skin, hair, and nails. Enhanced with 5+ grams of Prebiotic Fiber for gut health, MCT Oil and Green Tea Extract for metabolism support, and 24 essential vitamins and minerals, Glow Shakes provide all-in-one nourishment without the sugar crash — boasting less than 1 gram of sugar per serving. Available in indulgent flavors like Chocolate, Vanilla, and Strawberry, these rich, creamy shakes make healthy living effortless and delicious.
Presented by The Collagen Co.
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Girl Fails
A plethora of bikini-clad beauties failing all over the place.
World Record Blob Jump
A new Guinness World Record was born in Cham, Switzerland as one man was launched 17 meters into the air with the help of three friends and a blob.
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Nike Air Jordan 1 G
Elevate your style and your game — on the fairway and beyond — with the Air Jordan 1 G. Inspired by the sneaker that changed the game, this reimagined icon brings a streetwise edge to the course without sacrificing performance. Classic Jordan DNA meets golf-specific engineering, delivering Air cushioning underfoot and a stealth-integrated traction pattern, including a forefoot pivot circle designed to keep your swing smooth and stable. Whether you're chasing birdies or just keeping it cool at the clubhouse, the AJ1 G lets you do both with effortless swagger.
Presented by Nike.
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Collars & Co. Velocity Performance Pants
Breaking the boundaries between elegance and ease, Collars & Co. introduces the Velocity Pull-On Performance Pant — redefining what a modern pant can be. Designed for a tailored look with maximum flexibility, these pants feature a sleek pull-on construction, elastic waistband, and a functional fly with a faux button closure. The 4-way stretch fabric moves with you, while wrinkle resistance keeps things sharp from commute to cocktails. It's everything you want in a performance pant — without looking like one.
Presented by Collars & Co.
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Cornhole Prodigy
Now that three-year-old Chase has mastered cornhole, they can move on to shotgunning beer.
Steve Nash, Parking Spot Thief
Steve Nash will Prius-block your parking space and then moonwalk all over your Corolla.
