July 2011 Wins
The fortunate fools that could have just as easily ended up in this month's fail video.
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Awesome Nascar Prayer
All that was missing from Pastor Joe Nelms' Nascar Nationwide series prayer was "Dear Lord baby Jesus."
Troy Polamalu Gets His Hair Cut
When you insure your hair for a million dollars, you're just asking for someone to buzz it off.
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RiseGuide
RiseGuide is bringing AI coaching to one of the most anxiety-inducing modern skills: public speaking. The platform's new Speech Analyzer listens to up to 60 seconds of recorded speech, then evaluates pacing, confidence, pauses, filler words, and structure before delivering a score alongside targeted feedback for improvement. Built into RiseGuide's Charisma Mastery program, the feature feels less like another passive self-help tool and more like a speaking coach that fits in your pocket, helping users sharpen clarity, cadence, and presence through real-time analysis and repetition.
Presented by RiseGuide.
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HairMax LaserBand 82 Device
HairMax's LaserBand 82 ComfortFlex takes a clinical approach to restoring fuller, healthier hair with real medical-grade lasers. Delivering 1,230mW of therapeutic light energy directly to the scalp, it stimulates follicles to reverse thinning, restart natural growth cycles, and increase density over time. A flexible band design and soft-touch teeth keep treatments comfortable, while its proven red light therapy tech makes it one of the most efficient at-home solutions for tackling hair loss. Enjoy savings this Prime Day.
Presented by Hairmax.
Consult a physician before use. Any health claims made are solely those of the brand and not those of Uncrate LLC.
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Girl Fails
A plethora of bikini-clad beauties failing all over the place.
World Record Blob Jump
A new Guinness World Record was born in Cham, Switzerland as one man was launched 17 meters into the air with the help of three friends and a blob.
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Cornhole Prodigy
Now that three-year-old Chase has mastered cornhole, they can move on to shotgunning beer.
Steve Nash, Parking Spot Thief
Steve Nash will Prius-block your parking space and then moonwalk all over your Corolla.
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Men's Wearhouse Summer Collection
As spring gives way to summer and calendars begin filling with weddings, graduations, vacations, and Father's Day gatherings, Men's Wearhouse is expanding beyond tailored clothing with a gift collection built around everyday upgrades and seasonal essentials. The assortment spans accessories, grooming staples, and versatile wardrobe additions designed to fit seamlessly into both special occasions and daily life, offering thoughtful options for dads and style-conscious men alike.
Presented by Men's Wearhouse.
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Nike P-6000 Shoe
Before running shoes became lifestyle staples, they were built with one purpose: logging miles. Nike revisits that era with the P-6000, a silhouette inspired by the Pegasus 25 and Pegasus 2006 that brings early-2000s running design back into everyday rotation. Layered mesh, genuine leather, and synthetic overlays create the technical look that defined the period, while a foam midsole delivers the comfort expected from a modern sneaker. Underfoot, a durable rubber outsole provides dependable traction whether navigating city streets, airport terminals, or weekend coffee runs. The P-6000 captures the grit of early performance footwear while fitting naturally into today's wardrobe.
Presented by Nike.
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Hail To The V
Summer's Eve is celebrating vaginas by taking a look back at historical vaginas so women will start showing their vaginas a little love. Vaginas.
The Handlebar Moustache
But paired with a snakeskin jacket, then you're ready for an old-timey, snake-fighting charity event.
